Whitmer Thomas
Whitmer Thomas (born Whitmer Alexander Thomas) is an American comedian, act… Read Full Bio ↴Whitmer Thomas (born Whitmer Alexander Thomas) is an American comedian, actor and musician. March 2022 saw the release of Thomas's EP, "Can't Believe You're Happy Here", on Hardly Art Records.
Whitmer combines stand-up comedy with songs in his 2020 one-hour special for HBO. Taped at the Flora-Bama Lounge straddling the state line between Florida and Alabama, the comic’s hometown serves as a backdrop for his mix of storytelling, comedy, music and documentary. On the same stage where his late mother and her twin sister used to perform with their band, Whitmer reflects on his Alabama childhood and his identity as an “aging emo kid” in LA through stories and songs on topics like dating, drinking, family and his mom’s legacy. Additionally, studio versions of some of Thomas’ music from The Golden One features on the album, Songs from The Golden One, through Hardly Art records.
March 2022 saw the release of Thomas's EP, "Can't Believe You're Happy Here", on Hardly Art Records. Thomas's second album, The Older I Get The Funnier I Was, was released on October 21, 2022.
Whitmer combines stand-up comedy with songs in his 2020 one-hour special for HBO. Taped at the Flora-Bama Lounge straddling the state line between Florida and Alabama, the comic’s hometown serves as a backdrop for his mix of storytelling, comedy, music and documentary. On the same stage where his late mother and her twin sister used to perform with their band, Whitmer reflects on his Alabama childhood and his identity as an “aging emo kid” in LA through stories and songs on topics like dating, drinking, family and his mom’s legacy. Additionally, studio versions of some of Thomas’ music from The Golden One features on the album, Songs from The Golden One, through Hardly Art records.
March 2022 saw the release of Thomas's EP, "Can't Believe You're Happy Here", on Hardly Art Records. Thomas's second album, The Older I Get The Funnier I Was, was released on October 21, 2022.
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Whitmer Thomas Lyrics
Big Baby I am a big, big baby Although I look like a…
BIG BABY CHRISTMAS I am a big, big baby Although I look like a…
Big Truck Ooh-de lally ooh-de lally ooh-de lally ayy I'm alright and I…
Brother Is Bigger Ah! I've got a brother who's bigger than yours Who's bigger…
Cooler When I'm Sick Now wait, come here Now like give me like a really…
Cooler When Im Sick Now wait, come here Now like give me like a really…
Dancing With My Dad I know he's got a lot on his mind He's had…
Dumb in Love I don't want to be an anarchist You know I just…
Eat You Out "Major Thomas Seems as though you're straying the Course awa…
Going Out To Eat "Major Thomas Seems as though you're straying the Course awa…
Golden One I'm thirty right now But when I wrote this riff i…
He's Hot He's hot he is the one He's got me burning, burning,…
Hurts to Be Alive (Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking) It fucking hurts …
Most Likely There should be a room at every party Where you can…
navel gazey Nostalgia is catching lightning bugs The gloomy by and by Sm…
Partied to Death I can't drink with you tonight I'm sorry I understand if yo…
Pinwheel Chelsea said, "I'm too fucked to drive Can I stay the…
Pop Fly Little brat in a baseball cap starting to cry Squinting into…
Stick Around (Yeah, okay I heard the beep) (Whitmer, I'm out here just…