Worm Quartet
Worm Quartet is a one man (Timothy F. Crist, A.K.A. -=ShoEboX=-) Comedy Syn… Read Full Bio ↴Worm Quartet is a one man (Timothy F. Crist, A.K.A. -=ShoEboX=-) Comedy Synth Punk band portrayed on album covers as a group of four worms. The "band" has a growing cult following thanks to exposure on the Dr. Demento show. Worm Quartet's music, all written by Crist, is characterized by wild logorrhea, taking words that might never have been in the same sentence before and forming odd images that flash past the listener's ears but remain imprinted on their engrams. His sophomoric sense of humor is occasionally tempered by outrage. Worm Quartet had the #1 Most Requested Song of the Year on the Dr. Demento Show in 2004 (Great Idea For A Song) and 2005 (Inner Voice with Sudden Death).
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Worm Quartet Lyrics


C Is for Lettuce I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But…
Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler In the vestibule Near the stained-glass window of Jesus try…
Coffee Sitting in my cubicle Trying to pass the time Click the li…
Dear God A lonely road, crossed another cold state line Miles away fr…
Frank's Not In The Band Anymore We had this drummer and his name was Frank He didn't…
Getting Shot In The Face Sucks I don't have to tell you how much it sucks…
Great Idea For A Song Remember when we used to hold each other close And gaze…
Hair On the Soap There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little…
I Don't Give a Shit About Your Website I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to…
I'm Gonna Procreate People say to me "Shoebox You've got a wife now Do you…
Mommy's Broken Mommys Broken…
My Wife My wife Is made up of some parts She's got a lot…
Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You (Okay, you hear the sound! The sound is PAC-MAN! Are…



Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You (Live (Okay, you hear the sound! The sound is PAC-MAN! Are…
The Laundromat of Sin The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus stran…
Wookiee Weeniee When Chewbacca gets a woody does his thing poke through…
Your Bird Smells "Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thric…


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