the Tinsel Fairies
the tinsel fairies have been putting their name in your mouth since the yea… Read Full Bio ↴the tinsel fairies have been putting their name in your mouth since the year of our lord two-thousand and ten. the tinsel fairies are cursed. the tinsel fairies firmly believe that ectoplasm is ghost splooge. the tinsel fairies have three nipples apiece, which sums in a total of twenty-four nipples. the tinsel fairies have access to your brains. the tinsel fairies will wreck your vag completely. the tinsel fairies play with their food. the tinsel fairies read with their tongues. the tinsel fairies drink like drunks and dress like hookers. the tinsel fairies will cuddle with you while you watch porn. the tinsel fairies know you are bisexual. the tinsel fairies live in your basement. the tinsel fairies are somewhat preoccupied with genitals. the tinsel fairies perform all of their shows in eyeball-popping 3D. the tinsel fairies refuse to change their name to "sister fister." the tinsel fairies donate a lot of plasma. the tinsel fairies spend much of their time plotting and scheming. the tinsel fairies do NOT condone violence-- they do, however, enjoy participating in it. the tinsel fairies are WAY more evil than you. the tinsel fairies are the Things That Go Bump In The Night. the tinsel fairies are rated NC17 for severe violence, partial nudity, excessively deviant sexual content, and strange-tasting mint tobacco. RUBBER ROBOT ROCKET COCK. the tinsel fairies ask you, when choosing attire, to please remember LESS is MORE. the tinsel fairies have trademarked all forms, facets, and franchises of sexuality. the tinsel fairies would like to thank I.D. glide. the tinsel fairies do all, everything: spit. swallow. dodge.
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