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If I Had $1000000
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere
(You know we could just go up the and hang out)
(Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there'd be foods laid out for us)
(With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm)
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon)
(Can you blame them? Yeah)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more)
(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
(That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page

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Comments from YouTube:

metallicaxxx420

I want everyone who sees an advertisement at the beginning of my video to know I do not endorse the YouTube "ad partnership program", where users get paid to have advertisments before their videos.

Though with the amount of views this video has would have netted me thousands, I still declined the program, as I remember a time there were no annoying ads before youtube videos, and hoped to keep some of that going.

I'm dissapointed to now see ads at the beggining of my own video. My video, posted with the intention of sharing a great band/song with everyone, for fun. Not so those people could get bombarded with advertising before enjoying the content of this video. Sorry everyone.

victormendoza871

funny reading these comments in 2021 there are ads before the video regardless . appreciate you though

Demi Numenera

Youtube are ramming ads down everyone's throats in a vain attempt to get them to join their 'premium' plan. As someone who has used an Ad Blocker for years, and as someone who has never seen an ad forcefully inserted into ANY video I have watched on youtube (though I still have to watch ads recorded as part of the content) I say this:
Having to choose between paying YouTube money, or using a FREE browser plug-in, what seems more likely?

PlumMystic

I don’t see the ads because I pay for YouTube. So no problem.

Northwind

Adblock my friend ;)

Jenny & Craig Adventures

That’s fine, but chimps aren’t monkeys.

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Canadian Prepper

FACT: If I had a million dollars the government would take half.

The Balder T̶H̶O̶R̶

That’s one of many reasons why I’m a republican my friend.

Blue Stallion

I had this album when I was 6

wolf shoto todoroki

So true 😂

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