A Milli
Lil' Wayne Lyrics

A millionaire, I'm a Young Money millionaire
I have become a millionaire through my association with Young Money

Tougher than Nigerian hair
I am stronger and more resilient than Nigerian hair, which is known for being tough

My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair
When compared to your career, my skills and success are so superior that it's not fair

I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
I'm like a sexually transmitted disease that spreads easily, just like a menstrual bleed

Through the pencil, and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind
I create my music without writing anything down, it simply flows from my mind onto the paper

'Cause I don't write shit, 'cause I ain't got time
I don't write my lyrics because I'm too busy and don't have the time

'Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar
Every moment of my time is spent making money

And the almighty power of that ch-ch-ch-ch-chopper
My main weapon is my gun, which I refer to as my 'chopper'

Sister, brother, son, daughter, father, motherfuck a copper
I don't care about any family members of police officers, and I hate them all equally

Got the Maserati dancin' on the bridge, pussy poppin'
I am driving my Maserati across the bridge, while women are dancing and twerking on the vehicle

Tell the coppers, "Ha-ha-ha-ha"
I am mocking the police and laughing at them

You can't catch him, you can't stop him
The police will never be able to capture or stop me

I go by them goon rules
I follow the rules of my gang, or 'goons'

If you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
If you can't defeat your enemies, then you have to kill them

You can't man 'em then you mop 'em
If you can't take control of them, then you have to eliminate them

You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher (ooh)
We kill our enemies just like Orville Redenbacher pops popcorn

A million here, a million there
I am making millions of dollars easily

Sicilian bitch with long hair with coke in her derriere
I have a beautiful Sicilian woman with long hair who carries drugs in her butt

Like smoke in the thinnest air
The drugs she carries are barely noticeable, like smoke in thin air

I open the Lamborghini, hopin' them crackers see me
I want white people to see me driving my expensive Lamborghini sports car

Like, look at that bastard Weezy
I want people to admire me for being a bastard, and for being successful in spite of that

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's the motherfuckin' problem
I am a powerful and dangerous person who causes problems for others

Okay, you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
Being a goon is nothing compared to being a goblin, which is even more powerful and dangerous

Nothin', nothin', you ain't scarin' nothin'
You are not intimidating or scaring anyone

On some faggot bullshit, call 'em Dennis Rodman
I insult people who act like a 'faggot' by calling them Dennis Rodman, who is considered to be eccentric and weird

Call me what you want, bitch
You can refer to me by any name, but don't disrespect me

Call me on my Sidekick
You can contact me through my Sidekick phone

Never answer when it's private
I don't answer calls from private or unknown phone numbers

Damn, I hate a shy bitch
I don't like women who are shy or timid

Don't you hate a shy bitch?
I assume that others also dislike shy women

Yeah, I ate a shy bitch
I had sex with a shy woman who is no longer shy around me

She ain't shy no more
The woman who was once shy is no longer shy around me

She changed her name to My Bitch
I refer to the woman as 'My Bitch'

So when she ask for the money when you through
If she asks you for money after you're done with her, don't be surprised

And it ain't trickin' if you got it
Spending money on women is not really tricking or wasting money if you have a lot of it

But you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit
If you're attracted to a woman with no butt, then you don't have very high standards

Motherfucker, I'm ill not sick
I am skilled and successful, not unwell or sick

And I'm okay, but my watch sick
I am fine, but my watch is extremely impressive and luxurious

Yeah, my drop sick
My car is incredibly impressive and high-end

Yeah, my Glock sick
My gun is powerful and impressive

And my knot thick, I'm it
I have a lot of money and am very successful

See, they say I'm rappin' like B.I.G., Jay, and 2Pac
People compare my rapping style to that of famous rappers B.I.G., Jay-Z, and 2Pac

André 3000, where is Erykah Badu at? Who that?
I am wondering where André 3000 is and who Erykah Badu is dating

Who that said they gon' beat Lil Wayne?
Whoever said they could defeat me must be mistaken

My name ain't Bic, but I keep that flame, man
My name is not Bic, but I have fire and passion in my music

Who that one that do that, boy?
Who is the person who makes great music? It's me

You knew that, true that, swallow
I know that you knew this about me, and you just have to accept it

And I be the shit, now you got loose bowels
My skills are so amazing that they are causing you to have diarrhea

I don't owe you like two vowels
I don't owe you anything, not even two vowels

But I would like for you to pay me by the hour
Even though I don't owe you anything, I would still like to be paid for my time and talent

And I'd rather be pushin' flowers
I would rather be dead and have flowers pushed on my grave than not be successful

Than to be in the pen sharin' showers
I would rather be dead and buried than be in prison and have to share showers with other inmates

Tony told us this world was ours
My friend Tony said that the world was ours for the taking

And the Bible told us every girl was sour
Despite the Bible saying that every woman is evil, it doesn't stop me from pursuing them

Don't play in her garden and don't smell her flower
Don't try to get too close to a woman, or you might get hurt

Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower
You can call me by my nickname, Mr. Carter, or by my metaphorical name, Mr. Lawn Mower, which refers to how I cut down my competition

Boy, I got so many bitches, like I'm Mike Lowrey
I have so many women in my life that it's like I'm the character Mike Lowrey from the movie Bad Boys

Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn't doubt me
Even famous singer Gwen Stefani has acknowledged my talent and greatness

Motherfucker, I say, life ain't shit without me
I am vital and important to the world, and life would not be the same without me

Chrome lips pokin' out the coupe, look like it's poutin'
The chrome lips of my car are sticking out like they are pouting

I do what I do and you do what you can do about it
I will continue doing what I'm doing, and you can't do anything to stop me

Bitch, I can turn a crack rock into a mountain, dare me
I am so powerful that I can turn something small like a crack rock into a massive mountain if I want to

Don't you compare me
Don't compare me to anyone else, as there is no one who is like me

'Cause there ain't nobody near me
No one can come close to the level of my success and skill

They don't see me but they hear me
People might not see me in person, but they hear my music and know who I am

They don't feel me, but they fear me
People might not fully understand me, but they are afraid of me and my power

I'm illy, C3, 3 Peat
I am incredibly talented and have achieved a three-peat of success in my career