The Funky Cypress Hill Shit
Cypress Hill Lyrics

I came to introduce a new type of juice
I have brought something new and exciting to the scene, which will make you feel relaxed.

Stuff I invents to make you feel real loose
I've created something that will help you loosen up.

No you don't drink it, just let it sink it
You don't need to consume it in the traditional sense, just let it take effect.

Then start feelin' it (The Funky Cypress Hill Shit!)
Then you'll start to experience what I call 'The Funky Cypress Hill Shit.'

People ask, 'Why do you sound so funny?'
People often question my unique and distinctive vocal style.

They must be talkin' 'bout my funky nasal vocal money
They must be referring to my nasal and expressive vocal tone, which is a key element of my sound and success.

I take control, no need to blow my nose
I'm not bothered by my nasal voice and I don't need to use nasal sprays or other remedies to control my sound.

Just click on the chumpy and feel the funky flows
All you need to do is listen to my music and get caught up in the funky rhythms and beats.

For you and your bros, him and his hoes
My music is for everyone to enjoy, whether you're with your friends or significant other.

You don't like it? Here's my dick, bite it
If you don't like my music, then you can take it or leave it, I don't care.

There's nuttin you can do about the real one
There's nothing you can do to change who I am or what I create, it's the real deal.

It's a ill sum with the ill juice, I'm The Phuncky Feel One
My music is a unique and powerful blend of elements, and I am The Phuncky Feel One.

Sen'll Psycobeta, blast ya if he has to
Sen is a powerful force in the music scene, and he will do what he has to in order to get noticed.

Tell 'em Sen (I'm the Psycobeta master!)
Sen is a master at what he does, and he's not afraid to tell people.

Strikin' ya (hittin' ya) buckin' ya (Fuckin' ya)
Our music is powerful and has the ability to hit you emotionally and physically.

Like my buddha plant boy, I'm gonna keep pluckin' ya
I'll keep creating new and exciting things for you to experience, just like plucking a bud from a marijuana plant.

Pickin' ya, then I'm gonna roll you up and light ya
I'll take my creations and turn them into something that you can enjoy, just like rolling and smoking a joint.

Despite your booty in sight to take my joint
Despite the temptation to focus on other things, our music will always be there for you to enjoy.

To get to my point, I'm talkin' about a ill trip
My goal is to take you on an exciting, unique and memorable journey with my music.

The Funky Cypress Hill Shit
This is what I call my unique, exciting and powerful music - The Funky Cypress Hill Shit!

Let me tell you what happens when you squeeze, you're juiceless
If you don't allow yourself to enjoy and experience new things, you'll be missing out on a lot of fun and excitement.

You can't get loose, so now you're useless
If you're not open to new experiences and ideas, you're missing out on something valuable and fun.

Can't feel the funk so I guess I'll pump the wrist
If you're not feeling the music, then I'll have to work harder to create something that you'll love.

How 'bout this mug, kiss my blunt?
If you're having a hard time enjoying the music, then maybe you should try smoking some weed with me instead.

Right into ya, now you're feelin', the chemicals vibin'
Once you're in the right mindset and have opened yourself up to new experiences, you'll start to feel the excitement and energy of the music.

Are you realizin', that, it's gettin' better?
As you start to feel and experience the music more fully, you'll start to realize how amazing it is.

Surprisin' you, whether or not, your shit's together
Our music has the power to surprise and excite you, regardless of what's going on in your life.

From the high-pitched levels (Comin' from my huevos)
Our music comes from deep within us, at a higher and more intense level than most.

Cypress Hill imported it, boiled it in steam
We've taken our music to the next level, refining and improving it to make it even more powerful and exciting.

But yo everything ain't what it seems
Despite the fact that we've worked hard to make our music great, there's always more to explore and discover.

'Cause the Cypress Hill material luxurious superior
Cypress Hill's music is of the highest quality and is unmatched by any other musician or group.

Glory or memorial, historical physical
Our music has a rich history and is something that people will remember and cherish for generations to come.

Ingredients, gettin' that immediate blend
We've put together a perfect mix of elements to create music that is immediately engaging and enjoyable.

Yo Sen take aim, and let the juice now extend
Sen is a master at creating music that extends beyond our initial vision - he'll take aim and make it even better.

Yeah I'm still comin' atcha, but you don't need to duck down
We'll keep creating new and exciting music, and you don't need to be intimidated or afraid to experience it.

'Cause this is somethin' different than a Psychobetabuckdown!
Our music is a completely unique and exciting experience that can't be compared to anything else.

Intellect filthy umm lingo
My language may be rough and unpolished, but I have a lot of intelligence and insight to offer.

Dissed you, I control elements, suck on slow
Although I may have offended you, I have complete control over the elements of my music and will keep creating.

(To get you all jazzed) From here to Tallahassee
Our music is designed to get you excited, regardless of where you are or what you're doing.

This ain't Florida, so put away the O.J
Don't expect our music or our lifestyle to be like what you'd find in Florida or any other specific location.

Never in your life will you wet this
You'll never experience anything like this in your life.

This crazy business, now you're thinkin' ay que pinga
Our music is something that's hard to describe, but it's definitely exciting and unforgettable.

Tremenda, re cinda it's good like some cheeba
Our music is powerful, exciting, and addictive - just like smoking some high quality marijuana.

The formula will run ya I'll start takin' up a list
Our music is created with a specific formula, which will take some time to understand and appreciate.

So you can get blitzed and you feel your head's twisted
Our music is designed to make you feel relaxed, yet excited and energized at the same time.

Now insisted, you feel it to the brim
Once you've given our music a chance and opened yourself up to it, you'll feel it completely.

Yo I ain't him, I could never be them
We are unique and distinctive, and our music is something that nobody else could create.

This ain't poison, so let's go out on a limb
Our music is completely safe and non-toxic, so why not go out on a limb and give it a try?

For the boys and girls who haven't had it yet
Our music is for everyone, especially those who haven't had the chance to experience it yet.

If you get too much, and roll it too straight
If you experience too much of our music all at once, it might overwhelm you.

Yo it's a fatal blow, somethin' like a K.O.
Our music can be powerful and intense, like a knockout punch in a boxing match.

Yeah it'll sting ya, fria cojones
Our music can be intense and carry a certain sting, much like a 'cold shower.'

See ya, I'm on it, somethin' for the blunted
Our music is designed for those who are relaxed and open, and we'll keep creating new and exciting things for them to enjoy.

Just what you wanted, so you can feel the high
Our music is exactly what you've been looking for, something that will take you to new heights and make you feel incredible.

Smokin' the buddha thai
Our music is perfect to listen to while enjoying some high quality marijuana.

Lungs expandin' and now you're feelin' it
As you listen to our music, you'll feel your lungs expand and your whole body come alive with excitement.