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The Kids Don't Stand a Chance
Vampire Weekend Lyrics

A devastating backstroke
All the way from France
With shiny, shiny cufflinks
A shirtsleeve to enhance

The pin-striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
With pure Egyptian cotton
The kids don't stand a chance

You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance

The pin-striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
Forty-million dollars
The kids don't stand a chance

I didn't like the business
But that was at first glance
Your pillow feels so soft now
But still you must advance

The pin-striped men of morning
The partners in the dance
The paper's shot to pieces
The kids don't stand a chance

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Christopher Joseph Baio, Christopher William Tomson, Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij

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shay esco

Why can't I find people who like this music in real life!!!

Kevin Humm

I'm the only one in my family who listens to Vampire Weekend, my sister thinks they're music is annoying. 😂😂😂


@Boolooon sameee!!!!!!!!!!!

shay esco

@ando1135 you must live in south florida like me. I mean don't get me wrong I like those genres too but I appreciate all kinds of music even the opera

shay esco

@Riley Telfer lmaoooo

shay esco

@Misty now that's a good music teacher

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Will Wade

Happy Saturday anyone who reads this. Vampire Weekend, my girl, a fresh bowl, and cutting grass...not a bad start to my weekend.

MasterR209 /

Cheers man.

Jorge Alvarez


Yahonathan Roden

Not a bad start for anything 😁 Cheers, from one gardener to another

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