Get Naked
Methods Of Mayhem Lyrics

Seventy-seven million dollars made from watching me cum
I have made a lot of money from people watching me have sex

Under the sun on my vacation
I had sex while on vacation

After hours on spectra vision
I had sex for hours on TV

Shootin' my jizzy-jizzum
I ejaculated

The woody has rizzy-risen
I got an erection

I ain't gettin' paid to entertain your bridal showers
I am not here to entertain you or your friends at your wedding shower

Rockin' my porno tape for hours and hours, yeah
I watched my own porn tape for hours

Clitorises are fearin' me, It's bigger than Ron Jeremy
I am well-endowed and women are intimidated by my size

Cause it's them ass cheeks, That make my ass weak, And I've been ridin' with the blue balls since last week, So if you ask me, I'll be glad to speak, After we get butt naked and break it down nasty
I really want to have sex and I have been holding out for a while, but if we get naked, we can have some fun

Get, get Naked (C'mon baby make it hot), Get, get Naked (Ride the cock til' you hit the spot), Get, get Naked, (C'mon baby make it hot), Get, Get Naked
Let's get naked and have sex

Doin' it doggy-style, Bow-wow-wow-yipee-yo-yipee-yeah, Bow-wow-yipee-yo-yipee-yeah, Bow-wow-wow-yipee-yo-yipee-yeah, Bow-wow-yipee-yo-yipee...
Having sex where the man is behind the woman

The little ganja ho from Tokyo, Who said she could blow, Ten dollar love me long time in the limo, But really doh, I'm just tryin' to fly with the flows, Freak up some ho's, blow up the shows, Make a little dough, as if you didn't know, Back in the strip club, I'm freakin' up more ho's, Swingin' my ding-a-ling, it ain't no thing
I paid a woman for sex, but really I am just trying to make some money and have fun

It's those intergalactic ho's who came out of those space probes, Fine green honey's representin' with no clothes, Mixmaster Mike, Mixmaster Mike...oh God, oh, makin' the pussy tight, No jimmy, no gimme no lust
Alien women who are naked and attractive are with me, and I am feeling good

In the Methods of Mayhem we trust, it's a must, So rip off your clothes and expose your bust
We are a group that loves sex, so let's have some fun and get naked

You only love me when you want punani, Queen bitch, the red lipstick, the all black heart, Call me Black Bart, Fuck a blow-job, this a motherfuckin' heart, Under seven inches? Eh! Sorry, Mini-men I can't fuck with them, I like to ride the cock til' you hit the spot, C'mon baby make it hot, got a convertible?, Drop the top, Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings, The furs, the minks, the jewels, the links, You know I'm freaky, so ya gotta eat me, And I know you hate it but um...
You only want me when you want to have sex, and I only want men who are well-endowed and can please me. I am also materialistic and want expensive gifts. And you better give me oral sex, even if you don't want to

You ain't lickin this, you ain't stickin this, We don't want your dick, Fuck the dumb games and girls that complain, And I ain't leavin' til' you're sleeping on a cum stain
I only want men who will pleasure me and if you are not willing to do that, then leave me alone. I also don't want to hear from women who complain about sex. And I am not leaving until I have had good sex

Get, get Naked (C'mon baby make it hot), Get, get Naked (Ride the cock til' you hit the spot), Get, get Naked, (C'mon baby make it hot), Get, Get Naked
Let's get naked and have sex