Jack Sparrow
The Lonely Island Lyrics
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Oh great, send him in
Hey guys (hey, thanks for coming!)
Sorry I'm late
I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things?
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it
And I wrote you this big, sexy hook
I think you're gonna really dig
Oh wow, that's great (awesome)
Should we just lay it down?
Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it, to it)
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah)
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up
Black Card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on)
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous
Play the back and get wet (yeah, yeah)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)
Watch it girl, 'cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy"
More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy" (yeah yeah)
All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the- (now back to the good part!)
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (no!)
Old Captain Jack (yeah)
Giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga (0h God)
But is Davy Jones' locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Throw your hands in the air
And say hells yeah, c'mon
Captain Jack (what?)
Johnny Depp (no)
From the front to the back
Say we count stacks, c'mon
Davy Jones (nope) giant squid (wrong)
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it with another film (wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (come on)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (oh God)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame with the Miami nuts (take it home)
Got a basehead wife
But her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked (just waiting to get fucked
(Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (yeah, yeah, okay)
The song "Jack Sparrow" by The Lonely Island is a humorous tribute to the character Jack Sparrow from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" film series. The song features Michael Bolton, who appears at the beginning of the song as an uninvited guest but ends up contributing a hook to the song. The lyrics portray a club scene where the groupies are madly in love with The Lonely Island, and they are spending their night drinking and partying. The song then transitions into a parody of Tony Montana from "Scarface," Forrest Gump, and Erin Brockovich.
The song uses a combination of comedy and pop culture references to entertain the audience. The lyrics are full of sexual innuendos, puns, and funny references to movies. It is a clever way to fuse the worlds of hip hop and comedy while simultaneously paying tribute to some of the most iconic characters in movie history.
Line by Line Meaning
Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Michael Bolton has arrived
Oh great, send him in
Allow him to come in
Hey guys (hey, thanks for coming!)
Greeting Michael Bolton who is visiting
Sorry I'm late
Apology for arriving late
I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
He had been watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon and lost track of time, making him late
Have you seen those things?
Asking if they had seen the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great
Agreeing that the movies were great
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it
Michael Bolton listened to the song and enjoyed it
And I wrote you this big, sexy hook
Michael Bolton created a catchy and attractive part of the song
I think you're gonna really dig
He believes they will enjoy the hook he wrote for the song
Oh wow, that's great (awesome)
They are excited about the hook Michael Bolton has written for them
Should we just lay it down?
Suggesting to record the song with the new hook
Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it, to it)
Encouraging them to begin recording the song
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Michael Woods
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@samland9570
“Now back to the good part”
He’s not wrong.
@hackman669
Should just do a Mike Boltan pirate theme and forget the rest!!!
@malfoysagianttool656
I think the song in whole makes Boltan's part good
@HoracioAmiritoDiaz
Facts my guy!
@justderp5713
Johnny depp
@bandofbrothershbo6429
Brooklyn nine-nine is here
@harmonlanager2670
Okay but that first “THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW” hits so hard
@xnightmzrex556
Fr
@rlast4698
Damn right
@SrRurik
Yes