We'll ask if we can have six in
Asking the bouncer if they can let their group of six people into the venue

If not we'll have to have two
If the bouncer doesn't allow six people, they will need to split into two smaller groups

Well, you're coming up our end, aren't you?
The person they are waiting for is approaching them

So I'll get one with you
One of the group of six will enter the venue with the person they're meeting

Won't he let us have six in?
Questioning if the bouncer will allow a group of six into the venue

Especially not with the food
The bouncer is not allowing them to bring food into the venue

He could have just told us no though
The bouncer could have been polite when denying them entry into the venue

He didn't have to be rude
The bouncer was impolite when denying entry into the venue

You see her with the green dress?
Noticing a beautiful woman at the bar

She talked to me at the bar
A woman had a conversation with the person at the bar

Wait, how come it's already two pound fifty?
Surprised at the expensive price of a drink they just purchased

We've only gone about a yard
They have only moved a short distance but have spent a lot of money on drinks

Didn't you see she were gorgeous
Asking if their friend saw how beautiful the woman was

She were beyond belief
Expressing how incredibly beautiful they thought the woman was

But this lad at her side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
Observing another man drinking a Smirnoff Ice next to the woman

Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
The other man bought the woman a drink

And I'm sitting going backwards
Sitting on the train and facing backwards

And I didn't want to leave
Not wanting to leave the area they were just in

I said, 'It's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please'
Telling the taxi driver where they want to go, including the route they prefer

Well, how funny were that sketch earlier
A sketch they saw earlier was humorous

Up near that taxi rank?
The sketch was located near a taxi area

Oh no, you would have missed it
Realizing their friend did not witness the funny sketch

Think it were when you went to the bank
Trying to remember when the funny sketch occurred

These two lads squaring up proper shouting
Two men getting into an argument and preparing to fight

'Bout who were next in the queue
Arguing about who was next in line

The kind of thing that'd seem so silly
The fight over the line seems trivial

But not when they've both had a few
The argument was escalated due to both men being intoxicated

Well calm down, temper, temper
Trying to stop the men from fighting and calming them down

You shouldn't get so annoyed
Advising the men to not get so angry and upset

Well, you're acting like a silly little boy
Insulting one of the men's behavior as childish

And they wanted to be men
The men wanted to act tough, mature, and strong

And do some fighting in the street
Desiring to fight physically on the street

They said 'no surrender no chance of retreat'
The men were determined to win the fight and not retreat

And so why are they in the taxi?
Questioning why the men from the fight are in the same taxi

Cause I didn't wanna leave
Not wanting to leave the area just yet

I said, 'It's High Green, mate. Via Hillsborough, please'
Telling the taxi driver where they want to go, including the route they prefer

Drunken plots hatched to jump it
Planning on jumping the taxi due to alcohol-induced poor decision-making

Ask around, 'Are you sure?'
Asking others if it is a good idea to jump the taxi

Went for it but the red light was showing
Attempting to jump the taxi but stopped by a red traffic light before being able to do so

And red light indicates doors are secured
The red light points out that the taxi doors are locked and jumping the taxi is impossible