Cookie Thumper!
Die Antwoord Lyrics

There once was a little girl
In the past, there was a young girl

Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
She was attracted to a rebellious boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison
However, when he was released from jail

That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!
She found herself in serious danger

Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air
Display gang signs in a wicked manner

Start giving it up 4 little evil me
Begin showing respect towards me, the little evil one

My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend
The color of my fingers is green because I am a dangerous drug addict

I'm wicked like mad d.o.g
I am as wicked as a rabid dog

Fresh like a little dark g.o.d
As cool as a youthful dark god

Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
I, Yo-landi, have the most exciting style of music

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
When I am high, I begin to speak incoherently

Mudafuckn mindz get blown
I can blow people's minds

Every time I rap in2 da microphone
Whenever I rap into the microphone

My zef accent iz very foreign
My accent from Zef culture is not common

When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon?
When I speak in other countries, people are confused by my accent

U can't get me like eric cartman
You cannot predict my actions like Eric Cartman from South Park

Naughty little kitty go meow
A mischievous cat says meow

Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Yes, I am a mature woman now

Jas little devil make your dick go wow
A lustful demon excites you

Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff
I, Yo-landi Vi$$er, am very attractive

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta
That guy is a real gangster

Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
Yeah, that guy is lazy inside the building

'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Does he know my number? Hey, boy, what is your phone number?

Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
Is it 26? 27? Or are you a troublesome guy?

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja
That guy dreams inside the building

Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
About my vagina, yes, you are very excited

Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja
Finger in your butt, ugh! Stop smoking weed

Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta
Yes, a little bundle of marijuana! Smoke it like a Rasta

I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!
I rap with precision! precision! precision! precision!

Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype
Create an intense physical reaction from the crowd because of my exciting rap

Put me in front of sum1 I don't like
If you put me in front of someone I dislike

I go punch! kick! bite! fight!
I will punch! kick! bite! and fight!

I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.
I am crazy like ODB from the Wu-Tang Clan

Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.
Yo-landi is in agreement with Other People's Property

I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat
I smell good because I do not consume meat

2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee
If I drink too much champagne, I have to urinate

Look out here cum little evil me
Beware, here comes the little evil one

I got a itchy little need 4 speed
I have an insatiable desire for speed

Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song
I rap on the beat like it's a fast-paced pursuit song

I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on
I go all-out! No stopping me now

All deze pop songz sound like da same song
All these pop songs sound identical

I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!
I destroy them! Yes, ignite them!

Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty
Show respect towards the goddamn queen

No rapper out dere az bad az me!
There is no rapper out there as terrible as me!

Sny jou koekie, sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut your cookie, cut-cut your fish cookie!

Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
That dude is a total slut

Daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
That man is lazy inside the building

'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Does he know my number? Hey, boy, what is your phone number?

Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
Is it 26? 27? Or are you a troublesome man?

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta
That man is a real gangster

Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
That guy is fresh out of the building

Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Show him your vagina, where is your cookie thumper?

Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!
Give him your vagina, but he wants your butt, man!

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra
That guy is a real tough man

Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa
I bloom with Anise on the sofa

He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over
He loves Yo-landi because she is blonde all over

Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!
But man! That guy loves my butt!