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Realest Thing
Vybz Kartel Lyrics


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Ah Preston Wha Di Mattar
Skin Girls Like Acke And Cuttor
When Me Swing Har, Har Sometin Go Suh
Eh Bling Dong, Whats Di Mattor
Gyal From St Sushi To Brakall
When She Feel This She Seh (The Jump Off)

She Seh Me Ah Di Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Number One Ne Ni Ni Ni Ni
She Get Stum Ni Ni Ni Ni
Pon Di Dren Ni Ni Ni Ni
She Seh Adi Di Di Di Di Di Jah Jah Jah Jah Jah
Cum In Di Vagina Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Mi Seh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Like Aritlidah (Dont Know What He Says)
Condom Inna Mi Van Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Nuh Disease Infection Ah Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Soul Can Na Na Roll Pon Mi Drun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Mi Nuh Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Pussy Run Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Everywere Me Tun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
So Me Haffi Ready Fi Go Cum Mi Ni Ni Ni Fi Di Love Lo Lo Lo Lo Eh

When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Say We Ah Di Realist Ting
Who Have Up Most Queen Dis King (The Jump Off) Eh Ah Me Mek She Sing
When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Seh We Ah Di Realist Ting
You Have Up Di Most Queen Di King
Ehh Big Up Wayne Big Up Bling

She Seh Me Ah Di King Ing Ing Ing Ing
And Tell Me Fi Married Or Put On Di Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
If Ah Nuh Me Or Marshall Or Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing
Nuh 2 Nuh Ganging Ing Ing Ing Ing
Inna Mi Ears Gyal Ah Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
Whole On Deh Ms Ting Ing Ing Ing Ing
Phone Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
Gyal Seh Me Fi Come Fi Di Ting Ing Ing
But A King Ing Ing Ing Ing
Me Ah Pull G String Ing Ing Ing Ing
Pon Buddy She A Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
And A Dj Pon My Mic Like Sting Ing Ing Ing Ing
Gyal Wan Man Weh Can Fuck Nuh Just Bling Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ey

When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Say We Ah Di Realist Ting
Who Have Up Most Queen Dis King (The Jump Off) Eh Ah Me Mek She Sing
When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Seh We Ah Di Realist Ting
You Have Up Di Most Queen Di King
Ehh Big Up Wayne Big Up Bling

She Seh Me Ah Di Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Number One Ne Ni Ni Ni Ni
She Get Stum Ni Ni Ni Ni
Pon Di Dren Ni Ni Ni Ni
She Seh Adi Di Di Di Di Di Jah Jah Jah Jah Jah
Cum In Di Vagina Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Mi Seh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Like Aritlidah (Dont Know What He Says)
Condom Inna Mi Van Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Nuh Disease Infection Ah Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Soul Can Na Na Roll Pon Mi Drun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Mi Nuh Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Pussy Run Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Everywere Me Tun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
So Me Haffi Ready Fi Go Cum Mi Ni Ni Ni Fi Di Love Lo Lo Lo Lo Eh

When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Say We Ah Di Realist Ting
Who Have Up Most Queen Dis King (The Jump Off) Eh Ah Me Mek She Sing
When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Seh We Ah Di Realist Ting
You Have Up Di Most Queen Di King
Ehh Big Up Wayne Big Up Bling

She Seh Me Ah Di King Ing Ing Ing Ing
And Tell Me Fi Married Or Put On Di Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
If Ah Nuh Me Or Marshall Or Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing
Nuh 2 Nuh Ganging Ing Ing Ing Ing
Inna Mi Ears Gyal Ah Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
Whole On Deh Ms Ting Ing Ing Ing Ing
Phone Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
Gyal Seh Me Fi Come Fi Di Ting Ing Ing
But A King Ing Ing Ing Ing
Me Ah Pull G String Ing Ing Ing Ing
Pon Buddy She A Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
And A Dj Pon My Mic Like Sting Ing Ing Ing Ing
Gyal Wan Man Weh Can Fuck Nuh Just Bling Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ey

Overall Meaning

The song "Realest Thing" by Vybz Kartel explores the theme of sexual prowess and dominance in men. The lyrics suggest that women are attracted to men who are confident and skilled in bed, and that men who possess these qualities are considered to be the "real deal" by women. The song boasts explicit language and sexual innuendos that convey a sense of raw intensity and passion. Vybz Kartel presents himself as a man who is not afraid to flaunt his sexual prowess and to let women know that he is the best in bed. Overall, the song highlights the importance of sexual dominance and prowess in attracting women and maintaining sexual relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

Ah Preston Wha Di Mattar
Hey Preston, what's up?


Skin Girls Like Acke And Cuttor
Light-skinned girls like Ackee and Cutter fish.


When Me Swing Har, Har Sometin Go Suh
When I have sex with her, something amazing happens.


Eh Bling Dong, Whats Di Mattor
Hey Bling Dong, what's going on?


Gyal From St Sushi To Brakall
Girls from all over the place


When She Feel This She Seh (The Jump Off)
When she feels this, she calls it 'The Jump Off'


She Seh Me Ah Di Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
She says I'm the best


Number One Ne Ni Ni Ni Ni
I'm the top dog in this.


She Get Stum Ni Ni Ni Ni
She's lost in ecstasy


Pon Di Dren Ni Ni Ni Ni
On the bed


She Seh Adi Di Di Di Di Di Jah Jah Jah Jah Jah
She calls out to Adidja Palmer, also known as Vybz Kartel


Cum In Di Vagina Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
He ejaculates into her vagina.


Mi Seh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
I don't want to take any chances.


Like Aritlidah (Dont Know What He Says)
Unclear or jumbled lyrics.


Condom Inna Mi Van Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
I always have condoms in my van.


Nuh Disease Infection Ah Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
I won't risk catching an STD.


Soul Can Na Na Roll Pon Mi Drun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
I won't be deceived or fooled.


Mi Nuh Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
I don't have any loyalty to anyone.


Pussy Run Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Women are attracted to me easily.


Everywere Me Tun Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Everywhere I go.


So Me Haffi Ready Fi Go Cum Mi Ni Ni Ni Fi Di Love Lo Lo Lo Lo Eh
So I have to be ready to engage in sexual activity.


When Di Gyal Dem Feel Dis Ting, Gyal Dem Say We Ah Di Realist Ting
When women feel this way, they say that we are the realest.


Who Have Up Most Queen Dis King (The Jump Off) Eh Ah Me Mek She Sing
I make her sing because I am the king of this.


Ehh Big Up Wayne Big Up Bling
Big shoutout to Wayne and Bling.


She Seh Me Ah Di King Ing Ing Ing Ing
She says that I'm the king.


And Tell Me Fi Married Or Put On Di Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
Women ask me if I am married or engaged.


If Ah Nuh Me Or Marshall Or Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing
If it's not me or Marshall or Bling.


Nuh 2 Nuh Ganging Ing Ing Ing Ing
There's no two-timing happening.


Inna Mi Ears Gyal Ah Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
I'm hearing women singing in my ears.


Whole On Deh Ms Ting Ing Ing Ing Ing
There's a lot going on.


Phone Ring Ing Ing Ing Ing
My phone is ringing.


Gyal Seh Me Fi Come Fi Di Ting Ing Ing
Women are asking me to come.


But A King Ing Ing Ing Ing
But I am a king!


Me Ah Pull G String Ing Ing Ing Ing
I am pulling the G string.


Pon Buddy She A Sing Ing Ing Ing Ing
She is singing WHILE I'm having sex with her.


And A Dj Pon My Mic Like Sting Ing Ing Ing Ing
I'm like a DJ on the mic, as I get rough.


Gyal Wan Man Weh Can Fuck Nuh Just Bling Bling Ing Ing Ing Ing Ing Ey
Women want a man who can do more than just flaunt their wealth.




Lyrics © Royalty Network, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: ADIJAH PALMER, C. WILLIAMS, CHRISTOPHER BIRCH, P. ONFROY, 0 ONFROY, ADIDJA PALMER

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Comments from YouTube:

@shaniecemclean772

And y'all say kartel isn't the greatest
Listening in 2020😘

@novaj_dunn7221

#yf #relaest thing

@blackbutterfly8136

💯

@islandchefcaterers8933

2021

@reeelBKFLATBUSHnyc

10 YEAR OLD SONG AND IT'S STILL 1 OF THE BADDEST MADDEST KARTEL SONGS EVER MADE...STYLE AND CREATIVITY.....

@kelvinmorris2634

Dis song way older Dan 10 yrs old youngin

@kelvinmorris2634

Kartel been playing from di 90s young man

@kelvinmorris2634

Dude u Neva hear lyricist u Neva hear a a lot one dude u late beyond far Gaza rules

@kirtflirt7528

Teacher!!!!!!!!

@uptimusprime7643

😂😂😂😂😂

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