Wine
Dr. Evil Lyrics

You think you've got troubles, take a look at mine
You believe your problems are significant, but compared to mine, they pale in comparison

Everything I touch seems to die on the vine
Whatever I become involved with, it inevitably fails or ends in disappointment

Got caught speeding and I can't pay the fine
I was reckless and now face consequences, but I lack the means to resolve it

I think maybe somewhere might have crossed the line
I suspect that at some point, I may have gone too far or acted inappropriately

Don't need no doctor don't need no pill
I don't require medical assistance or medication

Just need a jar full.... of Person County Wine
All I need is a container filled with locally made Person County Wine

Your heart's aching, don't know what to do
You are experiencing emotional pain and feel lost without any solution

Your back's breaking, you think you're through
You feel overwhelmed and believe that you have reached the point of no return

You're in deep, but you can't swim
You're in a challenging situation, but lack the necessary skills or resources to overcome it

You fight the tide but you just can't win
You struggle against unfavorable circumstances, but ultimately cannot succeed

Your world is blue? The sun will shine again
If you're feeling down and everything seems negative, remember that better times will come

You know it's true you just don't know when
You have the understanding that positive change will occur, but the timing is uncertain

To be happy, to feel free
In order to experience happiness and freedom

Just grab a jug and follow me
Simply take a jug and join me on this journey

Person County wine
Referring to the specific wine produced in Person County

Person County wine
Another mention of the wine from Person County

Person County wine
Once again emphasizing the significance of the wine from Person County