Infinite Kif
Watkin Tudor Jones Lyrics

Settle, settle down boys, fuck it is late
Calm down everyone; it's already late and we need to chill.

Got Spoek Mathambo, Hans Double(??) pumping his fists in the corner
We have Spoek Mathambo and Hans Double excitedly celebrating in the background.

Settle down man, its stop thinking about my beat, its my beat
Stop worrying and just relax; this beat belongs to me.

relax, i'm down fuck it i'm down.
Just chill out; I'm here and ready to engage in the moment.

I hate Eugene Terre and all your fuckin' white knights
I dislike Eugene Terre and all those who blindly defend him.

(do do do do, do do do do, do)
A catchy repetitive rhythm that captures the carefree tone.

Welcome to my fright night!
Enter my realm of chaos and unexpected twists.

[beat boxing]
Creating sounds with my mouth, adding to the overall rhythm.

Beat Box Slayer
I dominate the beatboxing scene with fierce talent.

Your wife masturbates to Steve Hoffmeier, uh
The absurdity here points to unexpected infatuations within relationships.

Now here's my word to your daughter
I feel the need to give an important message directed towards your child.

If your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or
Instructing on the importance of personal safety and trust.

tries to make you touch his willy go tell your mom
Encouraging children to speak out if they face inappropriate behavior.

same goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin
This advice applies to all family members, highlighting the seriousness of the situation.

think the rapper knows what's up, but he doesn't
People might believe artists have all the answers, but that’s not always true.

hey don't bug me, I'm watching the rugby
I need my space; I'm focused on what I enjoy at the moment.

the biltong makes me feel strong
Eating biltong gives me a sense of empowerment and energy.

Stretchy bitches love me
I attract those who are relaxed and flexible in their attitudes.

Patricia Lewis knows who's the newest
Patricia Lewis is aware of the latest trends and happenings.

MC Totally Rad, I'm rocking knee-high khaki socks
I, MC Totally Rad, am confidently sporting a unique fashion style.

bitches from Benoni wanna blow me
Women from Benoni are attracted to me, highlighting my appeal.

I'm sending big shout outs to all my satanic homies
I acknowledge and celebrate my close friends, no matter their quirks.

throat sucking goats fucking from bloemfontein to Port Elizabeth
A surreal image that reflects the outlandishness of life in South Africa.

i'm bored of Visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car
I've lost interest in people who don't understand my boundaries.

Leave me alone, I can park it on my own!
I want to assert my independence and capability.

(word)
A casual affirmation of agreement.

i'm on some 1992 brand new with a 80s twist
I'm blending fresh ideas from the past with retro influences.

lightning bolts, loop machines, brainwash amazingness (fok..)
I'm incorporating electrifying beats and technology to elevate the experience.

pop terrorists, destroy all competitors
I'm here to disrupt the mainstream and overshadow others in the scene.

dark nemesis, manipulate media
I play the villain role, skillfully bending media narratives.

I don't live on the streets, but I walk on the streets
While I might not be homeless, I still engage with life outside.

fly through outer space when I talk on the beat
My flow is so elevated it feels like I'm transcending physical space.

When I enter the place, everyone gawking at me
My presence commands attention and awe from those around.

Like my head is a microwave and my body's a fridge
The contrast of my heated thoughts and cool demeanor creates intrigue.

Open my chest, stare at my lights,
When you look deeper into me, you'll find the brilliance inside.

so what I'm a robot?
Embracing the idea of being mechanical, detached yet functioning.

Don't try open my head, read the warning dummy
Don’t try to pry into my thoughts; it could lead to dangerous consequences.

you'll get dead very quick,
Ignoring this advice could lead to serious repercussions.

I'm very, very sick.
I am deeply unique in my artistry and lifestyle.

Right here on earth,
Acknowledging my grounded existence despite my lofty ideals.

trying my best to get better,
I'm constantly striving for personal growth and improvement.

rappers all high, rapping from inside the space station,
Rappers are out of touch and disconnect from reality, like they’re floating in space.

the space monkeys in the circle, nodding their heads vacant,
The audience appears lost and unengaged, only following the rhythm mindlessly.

you're running out of energy, no more sun,
You've depleted your resources and inspiration; you're zapped.

rent money, food, irrelevance, ET phone home.
Addressing the struggles of daily life, lost in the mundane.

I fly in the air and flex my skill at big fancy festivals,
I'm showcasing my talent and expertise at high-profile events.

Smile for the camera, grabbing my testicles.
Being provocative and playful while being photographed.

Rappers sound identical, like awards festivals.
Many artists lack originality, conforming to trends in the industry.

You puff fluffy play-play, coochi-woochi I'm terrible.
Your light-hearted approach contrasts with my serious and raw style.

(RARR!)
An exclamation of energy and fierceness.

Now run tell your mommy,
Spread the word about what I'm saying or doing.

fuck the money, I
I’m not motivated by wealth; my focus is on more meaningful desires.

in it for the young girls punani
I’m interested in genuine connections and youthful spirit.

Sniff, sniff, cooshi-tush, push mushy bush
A playful and cheeky reference to intimate encounters.

yeah dog! (I'm not your dog I'm a wolf.)
I assert my independence; I’m more primal and fierce than you realize.

I rap like I'm standing next to you in the lift without speaking
My lyrics convey deep meaning, even in a simple, quiet moment.

When you're thinking about what you're doing this weekend.
Connecting on a personal level, reflecting shared moments.

You in the shallow end with arm bands,
You're playing it safe, not pushing your boundaries.

I'm in the deep end, underwater your legs look good
I dive into challenges, appreciating beauty in depth.

you're like 'what the?'
You're surprised by the differences in our experiences.

i'm on some 1992 brand new with a 80s twist
Continuing to innovate by merging elements from different eras.

lightning bolts, loop machines, brainwash amazingness
Powerful tools and technology fueling my creativity and impact.

pop terrorists, destroy all competitors
I take a radical approach to outshine others in the industry.

dark nemesis, manipulate media
I embrace my role as a disruptor, bending narratives to fit my vision.

I'm real like the landlord,
I am grounded in reality and true to myself, unlike phony personas.

the lord of the land,
Claiming my space and authority in this artistic realm.

Your stuff's stuck as fuck,
You're trapped in mediocrity; it's becoming tiresome.

everyone is bored of you man.
Your lack of innovation is making you uninteresting to others.

you know when you go to sleep funny and you can't feel your leg?
Referencing feelings of discomfort and awkwardness in life.

Well you're still asleep, dummy, plus your whole head's gone dead.
You're oblivious to your surroundings and in a mental fog.

I'll punch you in the face, you still won't feel it,
You’re so out of touch that even a shock won’t wake you up.

like POW! did you feel that? Exactly!
Challenging your awareness; highlighting your detachment from reality.

I walk around town, refrigerator style it ain't the monarchy
I navigate life casually, without pretension or hierarchy.

Kids laugh, fill me with stuff, making fun of me
Children bring joy and humor, while playfully teasing me.

til I overheat emotionally,
Eventually, their teasing overwhelms me and elicits strong feelings.

hubbly-bubbly for company
Seeking comfort in a friendly atmosphere, feeling buzzed with excitement.

MC Totally Rad hug a tree
Embracing a harmonious relationship with nature.

Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid,
Commenting on a lack of intelligence and depth in the rap scene.

not quite as stupid as me, I'm the new kid
Self-deprecatingly acknowledging my own flaws while claiming a fresh perspective.

Walking down the block, in my kak flip-flops,
Embracing casual, perhaps unfashionable, attire as I go through life.

pajama pants, my t-shirt says 'fuck hip hop'
Wearing a rebellious outfit that challenges the mainstream hip-hop culture.

People look at me like I'm some kind of gross stain
My appearance or style draws judgment from those around me.

This ghost plane is most strange, I'll hurt your head like growth pains
My presence feels surreal, and my ideas can be intense and overwhelming.

I live on my own like a dream come true,
Enjoying the independence and freedom of living solo.

Who would of thought?
Surprised by my own success and current circumstances.

I'm like 'wow, this is incredible!'
Appreciating the wonders of my life situation.

All the other me's before me looking to the future
Reflections of past versions of myself, now focused on what's ahead.

with a big glow on the chest give me a round of applause
Recognition of my achievements feels empowering and illuminating.

Feed money to a fucking dead header wetter
Investing in the unproductive leads to stagnation.

interesting mood spreader make everything better
I aim to uplift and enhance the atmosphere around me.

fucking yes poescuntfuckshitwhat
An exclamatory blend of excitement and frustration.

nothing, so fuck off dick in the mouth wanker
Expressing disdain for negativity and inviting dismissal of fools.

burn you
Implying a fierce warning to potential adversaries.

MC Totally Rad
Reasserting my identity and presence in the rap game.

DJ Fuck
Emphasizing the audacity and rawness of my performances.

aka Fucknrad
Reiterating my alter ego with a provocative twist.

We Wrote this(?)
Claiming authorship while reflecting a sense of uncertainty.