Fuse
Hudson Mohawke Lyrics

⠀

on Cbat

"C-c... C" No one was paying attention as I was giving my speech. "C-c-Cbat..." However, one person was intrigued in what I was saying. "C-C-C-Cbat..." Then it was just a domino effect, ten more people are watching. "Cbat..." A hundred were now watching, this had caught the attention of even the busy drivers in rush hour. Their faces in anticipation, some were even scared. Others were complaining that this isn't the real deal. "CBAT..." But they all suddenly started cheering, shaking, praying. When they heard my tone, my pitch, my timbre.... they all knew what was going to come next. They realized... that salvation of the human race has finally come. "Cbat good antinatalism good natalism bad emojis bad watermarks bad copyright bad parents bad" Thousands of people fell to their knees, yelling orgasmically. People starting crying tears of joy, others were running and thanking Tyler Life, News reporters were already on the scene, broadcasting the entire thing nationwide and consequently the entire world. Hundreds of people came out of their cars, buses, taxis, stores, and subway stations hooting and hollering. It was a miracle unfolding. I started to say the next sentence relayed to me by our Lord and Savior, Tyler Life. "C-c-c... Cbat..." "CBAT..." Nearly a million people were here now. There's now Europeans, Canadians, Mexicans, Latin Americans, West Coasters, Africans, and even several Asians and one Australian. They were screaming hysterically, bringing gifts for me, taking pictures and videos. Fireworks and confetti everywhere, helicopters, and even Donald Trump was here with his family bowing down to me. "CBAT IS LIFE" No matter what was your race, gender, ethnicity, sexuality, religion, economic class, etc... it didn't matter. All of humanity has come together for this one moment. Millions of people have died to due plane crashes, car crashes, doctors abandoning their patients, parents (ew) abandoning their children... just to be here, but it will all be worth it. Nearly half of humanity is here now. Even the dead came out their graves for this. Everyone is climbing on top of each other and on the walls of skyscrapers since they couldn't fit. So many lights, music, dancing, feasts... yet barely a minute passed. Humanity is very interesting. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... I look at the smiling faces of the crowd in front of me. I look at the death and destruction that came from sacrifice to attend this event. This is it. We're ready. 0. "Cbat good antinatalism good natalism bad emojis bad watermarks bad copyright bad parents bad Everyone liked that Area 26 PETA bad 26 nice 730" "AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyyyYYYYYYYYYYYyaYayaYaASyAAaYaaYayaAAAaaUGgGHHhHHhhHHhhHHhmmmmMMMMmMmMMMMMMMMMhhhhhhHhFFFfffF" Billions of people around the world disintegrated into their pure chemical compounds that composed their bodies, then their atoms, then their protons/neutrons/electrons, and finally their quarks... as they heard that holy sentence. The distant echoes of yelling can heard from thousands of miles. This... this was their ultimate purpose in life. This is the culmination of everything that has happened in human history, it is reason why life even existed in the first place. They weren't screaming in terror, they were shouting in orgasmic joy. They could finally die happy. Their entire lives flashed before their eyes as they saw their loved ones. They saw their ultimate fantasy. They can finally be freed from their imperfect bodies in this imperfect world. This is heaven. This is what it means to be happy. Congratulations. edit1:thanks for letting me fuck you to cbat kind stranger edit2:Oh kind stranger you can steal my memes all you want actually anyone can just don’t say you made them because lying is bad edit3:Oh kind stranger put your big juicy dick inside my tiny asshole edit4: thanks for the Reddit gold edit5: thanks for the Reddit silver edit6: thanks for the Reddit bronze edit7:thanks for the Reddit uranium edit8:thanks for the Reddit cardboard edit9:thanks for letting me (25m) fuck your mom (20f) to cbat edit37:thanks for the Reddit poop award edit45:thanks for the Reddit slave edit54:thanks for the prostate cancer edit26730(nice):thanks for allowing me in this sub I’m 25 years old and my gf is 20 and she hates my sex music Average r/tifu user