Vous les hommes êtes tous les mêmes
Macho mais cheap
Bande de mauviettes infidèles
Si prévisibles, non je ne suis pas certaine, que tu m'mérites
Z'avez de la chance qu'on vous aime
Dis-moi "Merci"

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

Cette fois c'était la dernière
Tu peux croire que c'est qu'une crise
Mate une dernière fois mon derrière
Il est à côté de mes valises
Tu diras au revoir à ta mère, elle qui t'idéalise
Tu n'vois même pas tout c'que tu perds
Avec une autre ce serait pire
Quoi toi aussi tu veux finir maintenant?
C'est le monde à l'envers
Moi je l'disais pour te faire réagir seulement
Toi t'y pensais

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

Facile à dire, je suis gnangnan
Et que j'aime trop les bla bla bla
Mais non non non, c'est important
Ce que t'appelles les ragnagnas
Tu sais la vie c'est des enfants
Mais comme toujours, c'est pas le bon moment
Ah oui pour les faire, là, tu es présent
Mais pour les élever y aura des absents
Lorsque je n'serais plus belle
Ou du moins au naturel
Arrête je sais que tu mens
Il n'y a que Kate Moss qui est éternelle

Moche ou bête, c'est jamais bon
Bête ou belle, c'est jamais bon
Belle ou moi, c'est jamais bon
Moi ou elle, c'est jamais bon

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles

Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre

Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre

Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre

Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Paul Van Haver

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Glitter Sparkles

10w↑83

Alex Lasslix

6w↑50

To the 1% that read this:
Your skin isn’t paper, don’t cut it.
Your face isn’t a mask, don’t hide it.
Your body isn’t a book, don’t judge it.
Your heart isn’t a door, don’t lock it.
Your life isn’t a movie, don’t end it.

You are you, and you’re beautiful the way you are. There are at least 2 people in this world that would sacrifice themselves for your living.

Be proud of yourself, be you. Express your feeling and show that you are great, because you certainly are.

Study hard, push yourself, and you will achieve your goals. Keep fit, eat healthy and keep hygiene. We can get through COVID-19 together!

And if you are that awesome that you read the whole paragraph, I am a young music creator trying to make a change! And it's my dream to help people's lives with my music! <3
Thank you and have a great day! Take care!

Ginevra Manfre

10w↑6

Vous les hommes êtes tous les mêmes
Macho mais cheap
Bande de mauviettes infidèles
Si prévisibles, non je ne suis pas certaine, que tu m'mérites
Z'avez de la chance qu'on vous aime
Dis-moi "Merci"
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Cette fois c'était la dernière
Tu peux croire que c'est qu'une crise
Mate une dernière fois mon derrière
Il est à côté de mes valises
Tu diras au revoir à ta mère, elle qui t'idéalise
Tu n'vois même pas tout c'que tu perds
Avec une autre ce serait pire
Quoi toi aussi tu veux finir maintenant?
C'est le monde à l'envers
Moi je l'disais pour te faire réagir seulement
Toi t'y pensais
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Facile à dire, je suis gnangnan
Et que j'aime trop les bla bla bla
Mais non non non, c'est important
Ce que t'appelles les ragnagnas
Tu sais la vie c'est des enfants
Mais comme toujours, c'est pas le bon moment
Ah oui pour les faire, là, tu es présent
Mais pour les élever y aura des absents
Lorsque je n'serais plus belle
Ou du moins au naturel
Arrête je sais que tu mens
Il n'y a que Kate Moss qui est éternelle
Moche ou bête, c'est jamais bon
Bête ou belle, c'est jamais bon
Belle ou moi, c'est jamais bon
Moi ou elle, c'est jamais bon
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes

grill38

10w↑1

I did a random list of French songs, ENJOY :
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Ridan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WefxVZLhm9U
Hoshi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipEiYAyKxY
Angèle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Wi3SmmnAE
Angèle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1xQSiLx8U
Angèle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3YX8zlR4BU
Mc Solaar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20baKNd9Pug
Vanessa Paradis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z-NbQvhzKM
Polo & Pan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_om0W6xzQd8
Louane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRY39ybeZo
Vendredi sur Mer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhqUMFj51X0
Vendredi sur Mer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2QHIrBgSs
Stromae - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMWdvo71ls
Cœur De Pirate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-fU_V7Boic
Maëlle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVz3xR1X9RU
Maëlle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK2dlr0r-48
Julien Doré - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmE_aahc448
Julien Doré - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtLPKvK4jv8
Julien Doré - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9mTyeKUtsk
Superbus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sByjPfcOO68
Superbus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlbi_vBjErs
Superbus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQPNj38WscM
Superbus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkMhtnNjTPs
Alice et Moi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGr0-pQX6JU
Alice et Moi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRqbMMTxmfw
Alice et Moi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_qjDciXsA
Alice et Moi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15EhcYcYG34
Kendji Girac - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FndmvPkI1Ms
Kendji Girac - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVnbwCKigo
Amadou & M ft. M. Chao - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43T8rEOg-I
Amadou & Mariam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxL-sxN7fo
Manu Chao - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn6IBCYVQAY
SAEZ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vURYMEBiEdY
SAEZ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPj1ozBHKPM
SAEZ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcUlpyJdGbU
Manau - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbWZodgz8_E
Manau - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MbhXjeA3w
Manau - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hMEKlLVgQ
Manau - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ8moFmh_IM
Nuttea - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIps48YPFds
Noir Désir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by1RRP9wa_Y
Noir Désir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DEBJOxX9rY
L'Impératrice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZAqaykiS70
L'Impératrice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9q7YA5WyU
Vanessa Paradis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs5sxTIyn0s
Vanessa Paradis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm7z_NCCZWk
Christine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs40yxHjTxQ
MC Solaar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgKSBsx51o
Mylene Farmer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-jNqTtsUM
Mylene Farmer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcc0VVCASSI
Mylene Farmer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJmHbCMRO0
Mylene Farmer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29KrtQIq_Dg
MIKA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHWwKC8WjU
MIKA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MPtXUeUznY
Indila - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdqF5zGQ_c
Indila - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5KAc5CoCuk
Indila - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF3XjEhJ40Y
H MAGNUM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Uy1GNge18
Bigflo & Oli - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AF-Sm8d8yk
Bigflo & Oli - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgsqtaXiwIh?v=_MPtXUeUznY
Louane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88qEWtBDWbQ
Louane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-CCYzm_SQ
Louane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_dbhHU1CGA
Therapie TAXI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpTLFchI8Zk
Cœur De Pirate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GHHhio7f2c
Cœur De Pirate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrIqCUmjBbM
Tom Frager - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VadTd3uYCg4
Chilla - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-lbI7MESI
Paradis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exZ3-cYIz4I
Akhenaton - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrJ_mbLm5ZM
Iam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuD2D7R8bk
Nekfeu - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z68u6dJqoI0
Margaux Avril - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5ztosKIqp8
TAL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2cr1D3bvQ

All comments from YouTube:

Senza Trucco

7y↑3.5K

The colours change depending on the gender. Pink female, green man. Also his jacket is the rapresentation of the difference between man and woman, infact it's divided in a strong way as the colours in the back grownd. Also the lights colours change when Stromae is man or woman. Love the left hand with manicure, and the right one without. Love this video, so well done!

AP1307 [TUTORIAL]

Italia?

Aedyn Thomas

thats the point of this video

Wheeljack

2w↑2

no shit sherlock

This is for Rachel

I thought it was blue

Wink Wonk

To all y’all being sour in the comments, Senza was just trying to help people. Yes nobody asked but there is no problem with trying to help people. Maybe you knew the meaning and awesome if you did! For me, I didn’t know and this comment really helped me

44 More Replies...

Ilay Glikman

8w↑6K

6 years later, if you are watching this, you are a legend.

DeeDee Nicole 123

Et toi aussi 💙

Eve Adam

Yes i ami...

Lucas Bacon

I've known this song for almost 8 years

Marta Huesca

@Barbara Baricz l

Orysia Nahirniak

thanks

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Leif the Leaf of Life will never Leave

7w↑2.7K

so what's your gender?
stromae: French

Souldier 7337

2w↑1

Oh no it's gay so

A5eLsiN4ik Апельсинчик

So what's your gender?
Stromae:Yes

marcos almaguer

2w↑1

Belgian though

Ketchup Likes Stuff

i i d e n t i f y a s a g o d i v a t r u f f l e

저리가

Les gens qui disent qu'il n'est pas de France ... oui il n'est pas de France mais il parle toujours français...aussi je m'excuse si cela n'a pas beaucoup de sens, mon français est toujours nul

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Cyusa Boris

8w↑4.7K

He's not just a singer, HE'S AN ARTIST! PURELY!

Nagito Komaeda

@Евеліна Тринчій 👌

Nagito Komaeda

@AkumaFN dont get me wrong, i love stromae but even a sketch made by a kindergartener is considered art. it seems unfair to compare professionals to little kids but art is art, no matter your skill level. the only time i wouldn't call art "art" is if it targets oppressed communities.
and i was saying that a lot of other people do a lot of work to get an amazing video like this out to the public.

Elisa Mosconi

@Ensonela Spahiu
q

Salim BOUTICH

I couldn't agree more

Takime

Yuh

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Martin

2w↑194

2013 : "Him again ? I can't stand him anymore"
2020 : "I wish we had more artists like him"

Jaime Gonzalez

This needs more likes

Febe van der Heyden

2w↑2

I recommend YUNGLBUD

glowgutty

1y↑24.5K

I do not speak crossaint, but this absolutely S L A P S

Riley Vangsakoun

yass also it's croissant

The Fouf

Croissant baguette mdrrrrr

SimplyPink

ah yes, the two official languages of canada
english and
c r o i s s a n t

Marvsen Bits and Shorts Switch

you wrote surrender wrong. you dont speak surrender, but this song is the shit .

diabolitic

CHARLES HENRİ

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synthlust

9w↑1.7K

He dances like a JoJo character. I wonder what his stand is. lol

Guido Mista

Tous Les Meme: Stats - S
Ability: French.

Wink Wonk

For some reason I can see him having a Stan the resemble Trish’s 😭

Cookie Rookie

3w↑3

@COLIN NGUYEN D I M O L T O

Death

Twitter bird

All With Me

3w↑1

Jojo Fans are everywhere 😂😂

28 More Replies...

Gaia Befo

3w↑287

Music : Français
Stromae: belgique
Comments : English
Hotel: trivago

Tricera pop

Mdr

HRTOG 974

2w↑2

J'avoue 👍🤣

йоу

2w↑4

me: russian

Blue Laque

2w↑4

Hotel : closed

j u u l

3w↑490

Our teacher talked about this guy with art class and every little thing of this video is perfectly directed to show us the stereotypes we created, the light changes when you see his other side, his posture, the way he moves, everything fits, this guy's a flipping artist

Władysław Raginis

3w↑4

The stereotypes are something natural that humans did because of the differences of the 2 main genders (male and female). Obviously they can be questioned but they were done because of the human being

Dremora Valkynaz

3w↑516

Normal people: "All the same"
Me, after 7 years of studying French: "All the memes"

Jack Piroler

essaye de pérsévérer, ce n'est pas la langue la plus simple à apprendre mais cette langue est tellement plus belle et plus complexe que la langue de Shakespeare en bien des manières

Sorahia Danse

dalidala

Xeno 367

lol

GreekBoss

3y↑47.9K

what kind of memes do you like?

tous les memes

Are Ksf

jajajaja je parle francais, english and español et this comentario makes my jour xD

TheOnlySoso G

Mdr

• Muly •

BAHAHAHHAAHAHHA JSUIS MORTE

TheOnlySoso G

I appreciate the franglais immensely

Hannah Angelika L. Ayap

LMAOSJSNNSS

233 More Replies...

This is Adam

10w↑394

1:12 Mad respect for the guy who just fell on his face

Luca Romano

2w↑1

@Mastermint omg its so good tho and the song is such a bop

Luca Romano

i laughed SO hard when i saw that, its so sudden i cant stop watching it and imediatly dying after oml

Mastermint

2w↑1

1:10 to 1:18 is just mesmerizing for me. I can't stop watching those 8 seconds, they're so perfect

Anna Zatikyan

3w↑1

XD XD XD

mochi._ izzy ᴖᴥᴖ

3w↑1

LMAOOOO FR

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Cengizhan Bilgin

4w↑208

Are you gonna dress as male or female?
Stromae: Yes

Kateryna Kartashova

Yesn't 😘

Amine Dzouzi

4w↑109

Ou sont les français ??
Miskine vous avez disparu

Famille Conq

2w↑1

Ze Cheese Addict

2w↑3

enfin on peut respirer un peu...

Joris Milleret

3w↑3

Effectivement, il y a beaucoup de commentaires anglais. Mais tant mieux ^^

vador 919

3w↑2

On est là

Frawsty BS

3w↑4

Oe oe tkt bro, c bizarre

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Алексей Малышко

3w↑275

2014: No, no, no
2020: YES, PERFECT TIME

Сани Умарова

3w↑4

Я тож русс

Christ Alphareta

Yeah

Thomas Shelby

1y↑30.1K

Stromae? Belgium
Song? French
Comments? English
Hotel? Trivago

Екатерина Якимова

@Paola Chávez центр эЦЬць ч

Sailor Moon

ci facciamo sempre riconoscere e c maronn

Alvaro Henrique

kkkk sempre tem um hotel trivago no meio dos comentários gringos

Edoardo Vassallo

Questo commento? Italiano

Claire Barré

Un génie wesh

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Maxime Turcotte

3w↑64

I’m French, so i know this song but I didn’t know there’d be so many English people here. That’s awesome

get a load of this guy

I love the song even though I cant translate the words I understand the concept and it's amazing.

Laurent

effectivement, c’est grave nice qu’il soit bien connu également à l’étranger

Glitter Sparkles

10w↑83

Projekt B4RD0N

2w↑4

I feel like this whole album is the official soundtrack of Europe

Barrack Robert

2w↑2

Many people like this song but don't know that this guy is calling out their bullshit about how they criticize, stereotype and belittle men while complaining about them despite these same people having their own insecurities and very little self awareness.

Arya Kidding

4y↑9.5K

"Tous les mêmes"
=
"All the same"

IT DOESN'T MEAN FREAKIN' MEMES

OPShredder the Dark Lord

Memes is spelled 'mèmes'

치즈김밥

It do though

Panos Kerasaridis

Actually memes etymology comes from the greek word for "that which is imitated". So I guess it's all the same in a way

Prim P

@Trap Radio yeah but some people dont

Trap Radio

@twit hello are you the cat who speak in nichijou
yout profile photo

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Axel Madman

8w↑341

This is iconic i mean do yall realize this was released in 2013? Back when people weren’t this open-minded. He’s so ahead of his time.

Axel Madman

3w↑2

David Konevky Maybe you live in a better area but regardless it was a crueler time I know people who ridiculed lady gaga over Born This Way who now think she was an icon and way ahead of her time. Most of my ex-friends hated Stromae back then too and they probably still do because of this song. It’s ridiculous.

Axel Madman

3w↑5

Karina Kremlin a crazy amount of people are still very backwards where I live but it’s definitely better than 5 years ago. Yes people weren’t as open minded as they are now

Kamron Popal

3w↑8

I mean depending on how old you were in 2013 I feel that could change your experience. Myself as a teenager I can relate to the idea that 2013 was a less accepting time because well my peers were too young to know better, since our society wasn't so good at exposing ideas of gender fluidity to youth

David Konevky

3w↑3

2013? Not open minded? I don't think so, maybe early 2000's, but that's also kind of stretching

Hanan Koulujuttuja

4w↑23

@Karina Kremlin I remeber a lot more homophobia in 2013 than now, boys were also ridiculed more often if they did something feminine. Maybe that's just my experience.

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Sappy

3w↑116

X: So, Paul, what's ur gender?

Stromae: Belgian.

Ketchup Likes Stuff

2w↑1

g o d i v a c h o c o l a t e

Mint Man

3w↑3

The only REAL genders SMH; Waffle and chocolate, the rest are made up

Froggy Chair

3w↑2

waffle

Pisces Water

2w↑4

Listening to this late 2020 and still think it’s a masterpiece

Анастасия Т

4w↑68

2020г, а я кайфую с песни😍

Vincy

xxx never die имеете что то против них? Надеюсь нет. Но я отвечу на ваш вопрос, нет, он не входит в сообщество ЛГБТ+. У него есть жена :)

xxx never die

@Vincy ну из этих 🏳️‍🌈

Б 3

2w↑1

Я тоже

Vincy

xxx never die “тех"?

sito _m

Понимаю

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Ellie Mae x

36w↑8.4K

His female side looks like a black Jeffree Star

Ellie Mae x

Snowy_ lucie absolutely not. if you hadn’t known them both they could get away as being the same person in this video is what I was trying to get across, the only obvious giveaway is skin colour... hence why I mentioned it? for you to be the only person to pick up that about what I said clearly shows you are the one who is race obsessed. this isn’t about race, it’s about similarities and differences. goodbye👏🏼

Snowy_ lucie

just say jefree star racist your race obssessed

Jessica Brown

jeffree could never! stromae Is an artist and unproblematic unlike jeffree. Too bad stromae doesn't have a makeup line

Jowita Białobrzeska

Lmao i can see it now

Massi Caushi

Thats not Stromae

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Something New2Do

2w↑10

Jeffree Star could Never

Martine Mealing

2w↑4

His dancing is so much better than BTS

хлеб невкусный

2w↑5

what does an ordinary person imagine when listening to music: 🇫🇷🥖
What I represent: 🚶‍♂️

Alessandra Ugarte

6w↑133

I will never get tired of this song and video, pure genious.

Cookie Rookie

5w↑2

Same

Nazlı Kanşıray

6w↑2

Me too

Ofentse Mwase Films

25w↑453

Why did he stop making Music..?

Lolified

He nvr did its just the new artists produce shit quick and he takes time to create good ones .-.

LCDC Azuralie

3w↑2

@Laurent Robert so sad, he's such an exellent singer and made Belgium proud

stealthis

3w↑2

@Laurent Robert More money in modeling then music

Elly Rae

3w↑2

he is ill (cancer I think) and the work weighed too much on him so he decided to stop

Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago

7w↑2

@Kimberly De Cooman "drugs or something like that"

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Vipa Kat

2w↑3

The choreography is on POINT

Just like the music :D

Joule Viphel

9w↑417

A lot people: "bad bunny breaks stereotypes"
Stromae: Hold my microphone/Tenez mon microphone

madrina10

@Cabeza De Balón mitame khe uniko i deterjente soi odio el regeton 😡🤪

sara elizabeth SaRe

@ElPinchiBear JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ como es idiota la gente que generaliza y critica a la gente solo por los gustos, da lastima lo cerrado de su mente

ElPinchiBear

8w↑1

@Cabeza De Balón pues todos los que odian a bad bunny por lo general son rucos con andropausia que ya van de salida o incels que siguen a La Guía del Varón y apestan a ajo

Cabeza De Balón

@ElPinchiBear
Cuáles metaleritos?
Señor, váyase a bañar.

Joule Viphel

8w↑1

@ElPinchiBear no sólo metaleros odian el reggaeton querido jaja en mi caso al menos, yo escucho y disfruto de toda musica mientras no sea sexualizada, no se use autotune y no sea para bailar, así que es normal que no me guste la música de bad bunny no crees?

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Bro[Tishka]

8w↑51

ПОКА ЛЕНА ПРОБЛЕМ xD

Gevorg Gnajyan

ОТССЫЛКА МИРБИ

Kek Lol

Ага 😆🗿

Алина Z

7w↑1

ачевсмысле ахах

pankek senpai

7w↑105

my man looks like he could be the protagonist from jojo's part 9

also you'd be surprised how many comments there are about this

Hanan Koulujuttuja

TRUE

Asănache Andrei

3w↑72

People: So... wath gender do you prefer?
Stromae:Both. Both is good.

Froggy Chair

3w↑1

i also like all of them

TheVoodooman1

8w↑34

Am I the only one who noticed he was probably in marching band because every time he walks in beat, he steps off with the left foot?

Blah

4w↑1

Marching band is kinda an american thing

Gila Gal

5w↑2

Omg yes, that makes me so happy-

Lore

5w↑44

Рандеву рандеву рандеву об брошенный лимон.

BJ Alekxa

2w↑1

КАК ЭТО РАССЛЫШАТЬ?!!😂

Дмитрий Т

3w↑2

А после ещё Рандеву Рандеву Рандеву сервант очень рад.

Andruha jazz

Тепер я токо ето и слышу...

Варя Цих

Хахахахаха

Илья Мазанов

3w↑1

Ахахахахах

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Laske

2w↑1

Six ans et je n'arrête toujours pas d'écouter ce chef-d'œuvre

timi awaye

29w↑8.4K

stromae is litterally a legend i wish he’d come back😔

MonoMakesMeCry Still

13w

@N .B He does have a wife and kids

MonoMakesMeCry Still

13w

@1Avocado_ _Seed1 He just is leading a normal life now he is fine

MonoMakesMeCry Still

13w

@Jonah der echte no he is not but he is a dad though

Elen’s Place

13w

You are sooooo write

Luka Dragovic

13w

Come back from where? oO

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Simone 29x

2w↑3

A real artist! Hopefully he will come back one day.

ELLE JANE

4w↑76

Let’s not lie he’s the best singer in the planet

Aya Ourabia

3w↑3

This guy is a real artist.

h a h a

2w↑2

I don't speak this language but I kinda feel like I understand it

RadBull

7w↑67

ПАКАЛЕНА ПРОБЛЕЕМ!

Дэрис

Я ТУТ КАЖДЫЙ РАЗ СЛУШАЮ И ПЫТАЮСЬ ВСПОМНИТЬ ГДЕТО Я ЭТО СЛЫШАЛ И БЛАГОДАРЯ ТЕБЕ Я ВСПОМНИЛ

๖ۣۜKǿȾệṹǩᶏȺ _EᵯĩȽ๖ۣۜY

6w↑4

ага

Yosin Qadamshoev

7w↑8

И не говори

Max Xalilov

14w↑6.4K

I understand =0%. But I enjoy =100%. Who's same here

x PasteL x

Croûton Camille

You men are all the same Macho but cheap Bunch of unfaithful wimps So predictable, no I'm not sure you deserve me We're lucky we love you Tell me thank you" Appointment, appointment, appointment at the next payment Date, date, date surely on the next period This is the last time You can believe it's just a crisis Take a last look at my butt It's next to my suitcases You will say goodbye to your mother, she who idealizes you You don't even see all that you're losing With another it would be worse What do you want to finish now too? It's the world upside down I said it just to make you react You thought about it Appointment, appointment, appointment at the next payment Date, date, date surely on the next period Easy to say, I am weirdo And that I like blah blah blah too much But no no no it's important What you call the ragnagnas You know life is about children But as always, it's not the right time Ah yes to do them, there, you are present But to raise them there will be absent When I'm no longer beautiful Or at least naturally Stop i know you're lying It's only Kate Moss who is eternal Ugly or stupid, it's never good Beast or beautiful, it's never good Belle or me, it's never good Me or her, it's never good Appointment, appointment, appointment at the next payment Date, date, date surely on the next period All the same, all the same All the same and there are enough All the same, all the same All the same and there are enough All the same, all the same All the same and there are enough All the same, all the same All The same... i'm french and my language is very difficult but english is so difficult to😂😅

john is ded

i wasn't reading the captions so i didn't even fully understand what he was talking about but i already know that it's about some deep stuff

Byby.senpai

mans or boys

Haizunn

Yes but why we have 99,99% of BritishMan bur this song is French (im french so sorry for my bad english)

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Kel M3l

4w↑43

who is from October 2020 - put a like ;)

Семён Гречок

6w↑45

Единственные вещи, которые объединяют людей — это война и музыка. Надеюсь в мире будет только второе
Les seules choses qui unissent les gens sont la guerre et la musique. J'espère qu'il n'y aura que le deuxième au monde
The only things that unite people are war and music. I hope there will be only the second in the world
Lo único que une a la gente es la guerra y la música. Espero que haya solo el segundo en el mundo

Amaury Miranda

5w↑2

I was reading in the three languages and did not notice the message was the same. STONKS

Levi Levi

8w↑145

Why isn't he producing any music anymore, he was thriving at some point then he suddenly disappeared

Juliette Pagès

7w↑10

@Levi Levi He did make a song with a French rapper called Orelsan, it’s called La Pluie (The Rain), it came out a few years ago, two or so. If you like this music video, you’ll probably like even more the one for the song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37StRy0LEbI

Ewa x

7w↑6

i heard he is working in the fashion industry these days

hamasaur

7w↑84

@O Kay not a drug, while touring in Africa he had to use a medicine to prevent malaria that caused him to have panic attacks that continue to this day. He has made some music after it but not very much :(

O Kay

7w↑47

From what i heard he took some type of drug which became life threatening while on tour resulting in severe hallucinations or something and when he got better he just retired from music. You can google him for more details. As sad as i am that he isn’t making music anymore I’m happy to see that he’s putting his health first.

Jo Preul

10w↑46

I've never seen someone singing a duet with himself. And that's a sad thing, because singing a duet alone is just wonderful

Aman

1y↑38.5K

Are you male?
Stromae: Yesn't

Ivorianbadgal

🤣🤣💀💀

Massi Caushi

It's actually not Stromae in the clip

she's beauty she's grace

stromae is a cis man, but he doesn't gives a fuck about what people will say when he uses makeup. iconic

Yassine I Fortnite

11w

I really knew that you didnt got the lyriscs lmao

Man of Action

11w

كل ما يجذب انتباهكم حول ستروماي هو معرفه نوعه وميوله الجنسيه حقا إنكم لسطحيين
ا:(

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DustyMouse fish

6w↑28

only the people that are watching this 6 years later can like

MallboroGFX

7w↑43

This song makes me wanna learn french, even tho i hate french.

Austin

4w↑25

I love his style and his music and his French is so sexy. what an icon

Megafoodie 69

Not french, but would love to know what he's saying

Твой одноклассник Толик

4w↑24

Иностранцы:крутая песня!
Русские:ПА-ПАКАЛЕНА ПРОБЛЕМ

Niki

I KNEW THIS WAS FROM THE BYE BYE LENA PROBLEMS VIDEO

Gwin

Fricphil Beats

9w↑30

Si quelqu'un lit ça, ça va honnêtement faire ma journée et me rendre heureux. Je suis un beatmaker de Paris et je sais que la plupart des gens écrivent ce genre de commentaire tout le temps, mais je crois que je serais celui que vous allez être content d'avoir écouté. Si une personne pourrait mettre un pouce bleu, vous pourriez m'aider à faire un pas de plus pour faire en sorte que mon rêve devienne réalité! Vous ne serez pas deçu. Donnez moi une chance et 3 minutes de votre temps. Merci beaucoup!!!!!!!

le clashe orange

Je sait fait wap

Liam

5w↑54

this man has to be one of the greatest artists ever tbh

daniel ortega

10w↑22

"Careful, the stand user could be anyone"
The stand user:

Klurg Planet

1y↑11.5K

Are you male or female?
Stromae: yes

Massimiliano Pezzillo

30w

https://youtu.be/DQr2Ymlgt1I Ma petite version avec un accent italien! 😁

depp

33w

@Hãsù r/wooosh

•Hina Lazuli•

42w

Gender fluid vibes

Bastien Studio

50w

In french it's STOMAER but in English you can say Stromaey

oogly boogliee

FUCC

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m a g n u s

10w↑12

my 12th year of french classes and i still don't understand a thing😌

strange girl

There are english subtitles

Saffronade :p

4w↑7

is this french?

feedback

8w↑132

Го накидаёте лайков на этот комент, типо тут что-то умное написано

FANAT BMX-OV

@gacha София пожалуйста)👌🗿

gacha София

3w↑1

@FANAT BMX-OV я так и знала, спасибо что ответил(а?) 👁️👄👁️✌️

FANAT BMX-OV

3w↑1

@gacha София да мирби взял припев этой шикарной песни для по ко Лена проблем

gacha София

4w↑2

Стоп русские , мирби взял музыку из этого видео ведь да?

Денис Нургалеев

😂😂😂Гениально

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John Stefanis

6w↑22

Stromae where are you ??? We need more masterpieces like these 😭😭

Zahra Shehu

31w↑9K

Stromae : Belgium
Song : French
Comments : English
Hotel? : CLoSeD

Ha you thought I would say Trivago
Hotels are closed it 2020

Camillestge.Ameline

18w

@Dorcas Kayembe milambo surtout le chocolat merci 😂👍

Dorcas Kayembe milambo

18w

@Camillestge.Ameline 🤣🤣🍟🍻🍫🇧🇪🇧🇪

Camillestge.Ameline

18w

@Dorcas Kayembe milambo vive les frites 😂

Dorcas Kayembe milambo

18w↑2

@Camillestge.Ameline *vive la belgique 🇧🇪🇧🇪

Jodie Foster

19w

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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ZeTakee ßeyßlade

9w↑35

2:23 THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE ?

mesidye

7w↑24

“Pour les fairer la tu es present, mais pour les elever y aura des absents” 🗣 no lie detected

DOGGY LE CHIEN FOU

Kevin Toubé c’est ce qu’il a dit

Kevin Toubé

"Pour les faire, là tu es présent. Mais pour les élever, y aura des absents."

210

8w↑19

0:00 - 3:37 My favourite part!

Dawn The Cat Animations

10w↑8

Everyone's talking about how they don't understand what he's saying while I'm over hear reading the English captions-

coucou cc

10w↑1

ahhahaha

Mellon Colie

40w↑11.2K

If u didn’t understand : he just sings from the point of view of a man or a woman
It’s not about bisexuality or transidentity, it’s just about how men see women and how women see men. That’s why the song is called all the same

Btw: that’s not about gender equality either lmao

Math'

@DeclaringPond 22
Of course but there you make a contradiction

Kornel Sobkowiak

If it's not about gender equality then what is it about? I mean, I'm pretty sure the song is about how men and women aren't really different

kcee Thanex

16w↑1

Thank you for this

The Boss 108

22w↑5

@DeclaringPond 22 You clearly don't know the French language enough for you to have an opinion on a French song.

You're also clearly delusional if you're trying to change the artist's real meaning of his song to try to fit your narrative.

Andy Andres

22w↑1

exactlly! excelent song i just discover Stromae, so good!!!!

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Shashi Shukla

2w↑21

Stormae : killing it

JeffreeStar : am I joke to you?

Phill Gonzalez

C’eSt beau Stromae, je le admIre, car I’ll y a chimie, car j’ai eu une vie silmilar a le sien. OK and beatiful 😘

Rita G

2w↑3

I have so much respect for this man. He really said ✨no toxic masculinity✨

Rita G

@nonky it is but I'm not talking about the song itself. I'm talking about the fact that he's not scared to show off his feminine side and dress like a woman. A lot of men would be so pissed if they had to do that for a video clip

nonky

toxic masculinity? I thought the song was about sexism

h a h a

*their

h a h a

And they're music is BOMB.

Kata Soros

3w↑2

2020 anyone? 🥰 this song is will always be amazing

Emmanuel V

7y↑2.7K

I can't stop watching this video

Shes18officer

6 years later I still can’t stop

jennie gacha

15w↑1

Emmanuel V sameeee I love it

Ерлан Самбетов

2y↑1

Yeah it is wonderful me too

Antonia 1707

2y↑1

Same

Маргарита Шапорева

Emmanuel V Yehh

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Oleg Mokki

4w↑25

Так вот где Мирби взял музыку...

Mr. VexXx

4w↑2

Покалено проблем..

Oleg Mokki

4w↑1

@Ламповый_Кот yes

Bliep Bloep

3w↑1

mark my words, this song will go down in history. 500 years from now mixed human alien race kids will jam to this.

Necrodopolis23

4w↑12

I heard this song when I was a kid before being a KPOP fan. but now I still listen to it and it’s 🔥

ImTheWorst

10w↑1

1:12 One minute of silence for that guy in the background

crisma791

6w↑26

Soy el comentario en español que andabas buscando y si, también pensaba que la canción se llamaba " todos los memes"

Dann_Lye

4w↑1

jajajajaja epico xd

BRAULIO DURAN VEGA

6w↑1

enrealidad cambia el signo de puntuacion, pero fuera de eso yo igual creia eso jajaj

Alex Lasslix

6w↑50

Dance page DD KAZZI

6w↑4

i'm over here thinking this was the translation

andrea saucedo

6w↑3

lol at the beginning i thought these were lyrics to the song, but still love the message

wolf den

9w↑20

The choreography is amazing
I cant get enough of it

bellamoon

9w↑14

Stromae is such a baddie we need him back

Míster Jägger

7y↑1.4K

YEHEEHAHAH!! ONE OF MY FAVORITES!

Facundo Aguero

Qué demonios haces aquí fred?

Elena Niveau

Míster Jägger como no, el puto videoclip más surrealista que conozco: Jagger en los comentarios

Greenlegoman718 Gtmcpe

Mr hunter

Greenlegoman718 Gtmcpe

Míster Jägger me hunter

Ghxsteikii

Que haces aquí xd

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rekziii

3w↑2

my french teacher in 6th grade showed me this... i miss u mr akers ;-;

Laziness

5w↑4

I don't know the meaning of the words, but damn, THIS melody, THESE emotions! Wow!
Je ne connais pas le sens des mots, mais bon sang, CETTE mélodie, CES émotions dans la chanson, tout est incroyable!
Ru

мипо петрович

я знал что когда-нибуть его найду (оригинальный бит пока лена проблем)

Никита Герр

2w↑1

Песню увидел в тт, и нашёл её

Cédyne Taki

23w↑3.7K

I don’t speak French but the music is trop bien wallah

Nubia Loubouth

9w↑1

😂😂😂 tu m'a tué.

AdAm

10w

MAIS NON 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AdAm

10w

Ptdrrrrrrr 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🕳️

souhila DZ

10w

اه عربي 😂😂😂

Yassine I Fortnite

10w↑2

ah la musique est trop beautiful

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the WutLobster

2w↑1

Пока Лена ПРОБЛЕМ ТУТ?

dee hagras

7w↑9

From the moment i've known him , i don't skip my French classes .

Mel F

This is where season 7 of Rupaul's drag race took its inspiration from

Pamishelizzz

3w↑1

we need more Artists like STROMAE!!!! pure Genius in every way!

i hate my son • 5 years ago

1y↑9K

Are you male or female?
Stromae: Oui

Youssof Ghanem

46w

ur right ur not even funny and u don't deserve all those likes

Max Razzo

48w↑2

If you are sad about that, delete the comment.

Shuichi Saihara

48w

@αvα nice pfp

Delkillerpro 2006

49w↑1

Qui est fr?🙃

Chris P Bacon

50w

@Anna Mireault
Nice

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Vilo Jacquez

ooooo I love this sooooo much. I was just turn on to this artist. I love his creativity and poshness

Renan Batistoni

3w↑2

2:32 When i see Lord Voldemort

FalsifiedKing

5w↑1

One year into my French class, I can now understand the title, without using Google translate.

Bubble Love Gacha

2w↑1

0:06, au début j'ai cru qu'ils avaient fait un plan à trois. (Je suis pas très fière de moi) 😂😂

Melanie Murphy

4y↑2.3K

AMAZINGGG

salma mahboub

15w

what

Cat Begemot

Канешна емеджик

Frédéric Hertel

Melanie Murphy
Pp

Samanta Rizzi

Melanie!!!! :D <3

WOLF RAS S

Yes it's the best

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Ginevra Manfre

10w↑6

Vous les hommes êtes tous les mêmes
Macho mais cheap
Bande de mauviettes infidèles
Si prévisibles, non je ne suis pas certaine, que tu m'mérites
Z'avez de la chance qu'on vous aime
Dis-moi "Merci"
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Cette fois c'était la dernière
Tu peux croire que c'est qu'une crise
Mate une dernière fois mon derrière
Il est à côté de mes valises
Tu diras au revoir à ta mère, elle qui t'idéalise
Tu n'vois même pas tout c'que tu perds
Avec une autre ce serait pire
Quoi toi aussi tu veux finir maintenant?
C'est le monde à l'envers
Moi je l'disais pour te faire réagir seulement
Toi t'y pensais
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Facile à dire, je suis gnangnan
Et que j'aime trop les bla bla bla
Mais non non non, c'est important
Ce que t'appelles les ragnagnas
Tu sais la vie c'est des enfants
Mais comme toujours, c'est pas le bon moment
Ah oui pour les faire, là, tu es présent
Mais pour les élever y aura des absents
Lorsque je n'serais plus belle
Ou du moins au naturel
Arrête je sais que tu mens
Il n'y a que Kate Moss qui est éternelle
Moche ou bête, c'est jamais bon
Bête ou belle, c'est jamais bon
Belle ou moi, c'est jamais bon
Moi ou elle, c'est jamais bon
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement
Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes et y'en a marre
Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes
Tous les mêmes

Amanda Madrigal

10w↑7

I really want to learn french now. He has a beautiful voice

grill38

10w↑1

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