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Gary's Got a Boner
The Replacements Lyrics


Hut,
Yeah, c'mon

C'mon little Gary, get your head on right
C'mon little Gary, get your head on straight
You're gonna get down
You're gonna finger to her
You're gonna fuck Madonna
You're gonna see her, ohhh

Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
They never helped somebody so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You're gonna stick it to her
You're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, oh, oh, oh

You locked that door, lock up that window
Tell your sister just that opinion
My heartache find, find a way
You're gonna stick it to her
Yea, you're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a soft-on
Enough for no, no, no, no,
Let's go

'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, no, no, no, no
Gary's got a boner no, no, no,
Gary's got a boner no, no, no,
Gary's got it, he's got it

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: CHRIS MARS, PAUL WESTERBERG, ROBERT STINSON,, TOMMY STINSON

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Comments from YouTube:

MrBigfatturd

I'm gonna prank call someone named Gary and just play the "Gary's got a boner" part. Anyways, such a fucking awesome song! Love the Replacements!

Alberto Baglietto

I love this song. I fell in love with it instantly. They were a talented band!

cubyman23

Songs like this and Tommy Gets His Tonsils Taken Out, made the more thoughtful songs HIT that much harder. Just one of the greatest albums off time. It's the only album that is almost like a person in that it is a fuck up but has a good heart.

GreenCanvasInteriorscape

been using this tune as a template for kids songs for twelve years, it works
imagine my kids bemusement when they discover the real lyrics

Henryxmusic

This Album was on Rolling Stones best 100 albums of all time. I had this album when I was in college.

Lupo de' Lupis

This is sheer honest rock 'n roll!

Gail Sisk

What a band! 

ih8music

Loved how the mats could sing this song and then come back with Sixteen Blue or Androgynous or Answering Machine next.

MCHacker

My dad introduced me to this masterpiece.

DefLeppard1221

I love this comment thread

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