Let's Have a Kiki
Scissor Sisters Lyrics

What's up, it's Pickles Leave a message
Pickles is just leaving a message for her friend

Hey, I'm calling you back Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight And by bitch, I mean this rain No cabs, nowhere
Pickles is frustrated because it's raining and she can't find a cab

So I had to put on the wigs and the heels And the lashes and the hair And take the train to the club And you know the MTA Should stand for, "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass"
Pickles had to dress up and take the train to the club, but she had a bad experience on the subway

So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, harassed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Roze at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-Oh Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me I don't even know what's the tea
Pickles arrives at the club looking disheveled and finds out the party has been shut down by the police, so she missed out on the fun

So I hope you're up girl 'Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on your heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need
Pickles is inviting her friend to have a kiki - a party to forget their troubles and let loose

A kiki is a party For calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising Few may choose to leave So shade that lid And we'll all bid Adieu to your ennui
A kiki is a party to relieve stress and gossip about others, and attendees may choose to stay until morning to avoid facing their problems

Oh, what a wonderful kiki This kiki is marvelous (Work it, girl) Very limited Ew, you know girl we were Sitting back here just having our own kiki
The kiki is fantastic and enjoyable for all, but there are limited spots available so Pickles and her friend are glad they're able to attend and start their own side conversation

Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
This is just a repeating refrain to keep the party vibe going

Boots, ten, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey
This line encourages everyone to put on their fabulous boots and let loose at the kiki party with dance and fun

Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have kiki (Hunty drop her) I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey
This finale section reiterates the desire to have a fun and exciting kiki party with dancing and camaraderie