Silly Watch
LIL UZI VERT Lyrics

Uh, I came in with a new .40 Glock
I arrived with a new .40 Glock

Fuck on your bitch, make that ho wanna Milly Rock
I have sex with your girlfriend and make her do the Milly Rock dance

I'm with my boys and no, we do not Milly Rock
I'm with my friends but we don't do the Milly Rock dance

Funny money, no, this is not no silly guap
This is not fake money but real cash

Got a Richard Mille, this not a silly watch (whoa)
I have a Richard Mille, which is not a cheap watch

All this money make me wanna hit my Diddy Bop
I feel like doing the Diddy Bop (dance) with all the money I have

Tell the teller at the bank, um, just give me lots (hello?)
Just give me a lot of money from the bank

At the dealer, I can't pull this shit off the lot
I can't take this (car) from the dealer's parking lot

Me and my boys, you know that we sharin' thots
Me and my friends are sharing girls (thots)

I got niggas that be movin' the tan rock
I know people who deal drugs (sell tan rock)

That's the end of that, no, I cannot talk a lot
I won't say more about that topic

Man, these niggas out here, I swear they talk a lot
Other rappers talk too much

Drive-by on a rat, you a walkin' cop (ooh)
I'll do a drive-by shooting on a rat, which is just like walking to a cop

Double-park, new Lambo with no parkin' spot
I double-park my new Lamborghini even with no parking space

Comme des Garçons, use my heart a lot (blaow)
I wear a lot of Comme des Garçons fashion, which I love

Bend it over, little baby, just arch a lot
Baby, just bend over and arch your back a lot

Yeah, she caramel but I call that bitch butterscotch
I call my light-skinned girl butterscotch

Dove bars, yeah, they choppin' that soap a lot
They're cutting Dove brand soap a lot (to sell as drugs)

Got my money, then I had to just flood the block
I got money and spent it everywhere in the block (neighborhood)

I'm the only one that fucked on that bitch
I'm the only one who had sex with that girl

But I made that ho just cum and just neck the block
But I made that girl have an orgasm and then give oral sex to others

Yeah, I pulled up in my car, bitch, I blessed the block
I arrived in my car and made the block better just by being there

We got shooters that's gon' pull up and X your block (blaow)
We have gunmen who will attack you and your block (with gunfire)

Makin' money like a nigga don't need the drop
I'm making money so fast I don't need to sell drugs anymore

One eye open, Illuminati like Fetty Wap
I'm always watching, just like Fetty Wap claims to be part of the Illuminati

Microwave help me dry out the Redi Rock
I use a microwave to dry out Redi Rock (a brand of concrete mix)

Throwin' money, beat the pockets, got heavy knots
I'm throwing so much money that my pockets are full of thick knots of cash

Gettin' guala, they don't know when the fetti stop
I'm getting a lot of money and it won't stop for a while

Every day my birthday, why the confetti stop?
Every day feels like my birthday, why does the confetti ever need to stop?

She look good but she wear Fashion Nova
She looks nice but her clothes are from Fashion Nova (a cheap brand)

Took her shoppin', put her right in some Vetements
I took her shopping and put her in some expensive Vetements clothes

Got a bitch, yeah, she live in New York
I have a girl who lives in New York

But I took her right down, right in L.A
But I took her directly to Los Angeles

Spent a hundred thousand right at the Beverly
I spent one hundred thousand (dollars) right at the Beverly (Hills)

In the section, probably where, um, the felons be
In the VIP area where the criminals (felons) hang out

I'm on Rodeo, it ain't shit you could tell to me
I'm on Rodeo Drive (in Beverly Hills) and nobody can disagree with me

And I'm on a boat, it ain't shit you could sell to me
And I'm on a yacht and you can't sell me anything better

Got a Richard Mille, this not a silly watch
I have a Richard Mille, which is not a cheap watch

Tell the teller at the bank, um, just give me lots
Just give me a lot of money from the bank

Drive-by on a rat, you a walkin' cop
I'll do a drive by shooting on a rat, because you're just as good as a cop on foot

Comme des Garçons, use my heart a lot
I love Comme des Garçons clothes so much, I use my heart a lot

I was chillin' with the niggas you fear a lot
I was hanging out with the guys that you're afraid of

Highbridge, I was just right there on the block
I was just right there in Highbridge (Bronx neighborhood)

What do they got in common with Uzi?
What do they have in common with me?

We get money and we fucked up just on your thots
We get money and have sex with girls you like

Make the haters sit back and, um, think a lot
Make my haters sit back and think a lot

I'm so lit, I could make your whole strip hot
I'm so cool, I could make your whole neighborhood popular

Hit your bitch, yeah, she make me want body rock
I had sex with your girlfriend and she made me want to dance the body rock

Yeah, your bitch, she a thotty, old thotty-thot
Your girlfriend is a thot (a promiscuous girl), an old thot

Make her drop, then she gave that boy sloppy-top
Make her (the girl) get on her knees, then she gave oral sex (to someone else)

This Chanel, no, I don't wear no Baccarat
I'm wearing Chanel, not Baccarat (another fashion brand)

Went to Vegas, made some money off baccarat
I went to Vegas and made money playing baccarat (a card game)

Raf Simons jeans, they good for the pocket rocket
Raf Simons jeans are great for carrying guns (pocket rockets)

I'm in Eliott, keep tryna get these diamond socks
I'm in Eliott (a jewelry store) trying to get some diamond socks (expensive jewelry)

Slidin' all on the ice like a hockey shot
Sliding on the ice like a hockey player

Seventeen-five for a t-shirt
I paid $17,500 for a T-shirt

He got half, like he pulled up just with a crop
He got half (of my money), like he had nothing to do but show up with a crop

Whoa, gators on me, you can't catch me in bummy Crocs
I'm wearing alligator skin shoes, you can't catch me in cheap Crocs shoes

I'm a hare all on my bike, bitch, I bunny-hop
I'm a hare (fast) on my bike and I'm bunny-hopping

Hugh Hefner died so I can't get bunny top
Hugh Hefner (Playboy founder) died so I can't get oral sex from a Playmate

I can never die unless all my money stops
I can never die unless I lose all my money

Fuckin' on your bitch and I use a thumb a lot
Having sex with your girlfriend and using my thumb a lot

When I do that, yeah, I make that bitch cum a lot
When I do that, your girlfriend cums a lot

Countin' up my millions, you know it's up a lot (yeah)
Counting my millions of dollars and you know the amount is really high

Tell the teller at the bank, come just give me lots
Just give me a lot of money from the bank

Comme des Garçons, use my heart a lot (Lil Uzi)
I love Comme des Garçons clothes a lot (Lil Uzi)