Jane Fonda
Mickey Avalon Lyrics

I had a baby named Jane
I used to know a girl named Jane.

She could shake that thing
Jane was an excellent dancer.

Said her Daddy used to hang
Her father was friends with Johnny Coltrane.

With Johnny Coltrane
Jane's father was friends with Johnny Coltrane.

She sang a soul train
Jane was a fan of the TV show Soul Train.

With her friend named Jen
Jane had a friend named Jen.

Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jane had a large behind.

Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
Jen was a wild and crazy girl.

I heard it from a birdy
I heard this information through the grapevine.

She could cook a mean turkey
Jen was a good cook.

With gravy, baby, baby, baby
She made excellent gravy with the turkey.

Baby was Jen's best friend, and maybe
Jan had a close friend named Baby.

If you were lucky
If you were fortunate enough.

Licky, licky, sucky, sucky
Sexual innuendo suggesting oral sex.

Mickey, Mickey, fuck me, fuck me
A reference to the singer's own name and suggesting he had sexual relations with Jen.

More junk in the trunk than a Honda
Jen's behind was larger than usual.

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
A reference to the Jane Fonda workout craze, suggesting dancing.

[Chorus]
Refrain of the song.

One, two, three, four
Counting rhythm for the dance.

Get your booty on the dance floor
Encouragement to start dancing.

Work it out, shake it, little mama
Instructions for how to dance and enjoy oneself.

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda
Asking someone to dance in the style of the Jane Fonda workout.

Five, six, seven now
Continuation of the counting rhythm for the dance.

If you don't know, let me show you how
Offering to teach someone how to dance.

To work it out; work it, little mama
Instructions for how to dance and enjoy oneself.

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
Asking someone to dance in the style of the Jane Fonda workout.

I had a princess, queen of incest
The singer met a woman who was involved in incest.

She was in bred Jean had big breasts?
This woman's name was Jean and she had large breasts.

And big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean had big eyes and a large behind.

Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
Jean was not difficult to win over.

Then came Molly Hood from Hollywood highs
The singer met another woman named Molly from Hollywood.

So fly she was Trans-Atlantic
Molly was attractive and desirable.

She was a manic depressive (manic depressive)
Molly had a mental health condition.

Which was impressive
Her mental health condition was notable.

Very impressive, I had to test it
The singer was attracted to this woman and pursued her.

Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
A reference to engaging in sexual activity with Molly.

She took me home to her mama
The singer met Molly's mother.

I taught them both how to Jane Fonda
The singer invited them to dance in the style of Jane Fonda.

[Chorus]
Refrain of the song.

I had a girl named Dana
The singer knew a woman named Dana.

From Santa Anna
Dana was from the city of Santa Ana.

She was a waitress at the Copa Cabana
Dana worked as a waitress at the Copa Cabana nightclub.

She was slammin', and her ass was jammin'
Dana was attractive and had a nice behind.

Like Janet Jackson in Rhythm Nation
Dana's dancing skills were impressive.

Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
Dana's brother Jason had a girlfriend named Grace.

You could see her ass from outer space
Grace also had a large behind.

So I landed on a planet
A metaphor for the singer making a move on Grace.

And planted a Mickey A flag, dammit
The singer pursued a sexual encounter with Grace.

[Chorus: x2]
Refrain of the song repeated twice at end.