A Little Bit Cooler
The Cool Kids Lyrics

So I'm sitting on the couch holding the remote
I'm lounging at home with my remote control

Flipping channels, I'm a rebel eating a bowl
I'm changing TV channels while I eat breakfast

Of them fruity pebble, fruity pebbles, fruity pebbles
I'm eating a popular cereal brand

How gangsta is that. not gangsta' at all?
This activity is not cool or tough in any way

Aw you judging me dog, please you shop at the mall
You're criticizing me, but you're not much better with your shopping habits

Me I shop at boutiques, limited quantity sneaks
I prefer to purchase shoes from exclusive stores with limited availability

Where do these quantities be maybe they all on my feet
I might have all the limited edition shoes myself

But I don't get it tho, about year ago you said my gear is wack
I'm confused because you insulted my fashion sense a year ago

Nigga now my gear is dope, I guess it goes full circle like a cheerio
But now my clothes are fashionable and it's like trends come back around

Cause you rocking what I was rocking like a year ago!
I see you're wearing what I wore last year

You said my chain was lame then you go and get a rope
You called my accessory uncool but now you wear a similar one

You clown jokesters pose for poser posters
You pretend to be something you're not in pictures for attention

Told you when I woke up hold it like holsters
I made a suggestion to you about holding your possessions

Love the hypocrites hating until you make it
I find it amusing that people criticize until someone becomes successful

Wack swagga jackers but my styles ain't for the taking
People try to copy my style, but it's not easy to duplicate my unique fashion sense

(Nigga you still playing sega?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone who is still playing an outdated video game console

(No red monkeys with the bapesters?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone wearing a specific brand of clothing

(What you riding on that bike for?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone riding a bike for transportation

(does that belt say star wars?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone wearing a belt with a pop culture reference

(Why your jeans ain't sagging?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone who wears poorly fitting, sagging jeans

(You ain't smoking on the dro cause?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone who smokes marijuana

(Where your stunna shades at dog?) I'm cooler then that guy
I'm cooler than someone who wears flashy sunglasses

(Man ya'll niggas ain't got no?) I'm cooler then those guys
I'm cooler than someone who lacks a certain item, like expensive shoes or accessories

I'm in the crib Saturday night with my Sega thats right
I'm at home on a Saturday night playing video games

Playing a game of that street fighter, street fighter, street fighter
I'm playing a specific popular game repeatedly

I guess that makes you think you cooler then me
You might think playing a popular game makes you cooler than me

But any girl you can pull I can pull em with ease
But I can attract the same girls you can, easily

Like the letter after D not X to Z, It's easy to me yes yes indeed
It's simple for me to attract women, like the letter E is easy to remember after D

It's hard to believe but swallow it
It might be difficult to accept, but it's true

So much game I that I could put it in a bottle and sell it too lames
I have a lot of knowledge and skill related to attracting women

And getting graphics in ya fade was fresh in the day
Having intricate designs shaved into your hair was popular in the past

But it was jacked by the losers I'm bout too say screw it and
But less cool people began copying the style, so I might give it up

Grow a jerry curl wear a diaper like cupid or something else stupid
Move on to trying ridiculous fashion choices, like a certain hairstyle or wearing a diaper

And see if people do it and if they do it then that proves it
Experiment with these choices to see if they become popular, proving that people are just followers

People are just losers and they'll anything if someone cool do it
People are quick to copy cool people and judge others based on trends

But they won't do it first so I guess they not cool
But they won't be the first to try something new and unique, so they're not actually cool

And it's the end of the verse so I'm chucking that deuce
That's the end of my rap, so I'm throwing up a peace sign