Bored This Way
The Key of Awesome Lyrics

This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon,
Introducing the story of Mother Brainfart in the planet of Vulvulon

A system of interplanetary planets, there were two races
In this planetary system, there were two different races

Of humanoidians, The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads.
Those two races were humanoidians, known as The Bitchy Dancers and The Mucusheads

On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco
The story continues on the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco

Ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, "From this day forth
Queen Cornerface made a decree on this day

The citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate
The decree was for the citizens of Planet Fabulust to only communicate

Via Madonna songs. The Bitchy Dancers protested
The only form of communication allowed was via Madonna songs but The Bitchy Dancers had issues with it

Saying "wait, which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads
The Bitchy Dancers questioned which Madonna songs to use while The Mucusheads remained silent

Said nothing because they we're mucusheads. Thus began
Since the Mucusheads remained silent, the dance war began

The dance war. Now watch this unrelated video
The focus switches to another unrelated video

It doesn't matter if you make due, or make doo doo,
No matter what you do, it doesn't matter

(She bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry.
Apologizing for bumping into people

Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say... gravy
Turning up the music to say some meaningless words

My momma told me when you write a song you don't have
Sharing songwriter advice from Momma

To be original
It's not necessary to be original

Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express
One can just combine different melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"

Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
These may be two specific ideas for melodies to combine together

Hey hey hey
A random utterance

If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim
In case anyone notices and sues, you can claim

That it's just an homage.
Just describe the work as an homage to the original to avoid legal issue

Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky
Making a video that looks strange and kinky with whips and chains

Sci fi gay pride collage
Science-fiction themed, LGBTQ supporting, artistic collection

I'm running out of ideas
Not having any ideas left

My dress is made of tortillas
Wearing a dress made out of tortillas

I'm on my last leg baby
Feeling like it's the last straw

I got nothing to say
Being speechless

I'm on a hamster wheel
Feeling stuck in a loop

So I'll beg borrow and steal
Trying every option to come up with ideas

Now I'm grasping at straws
Desperately trying to come up with anything

What If I bang Santa Clause
Asking a random and ridiculous question (for ideas)

Post-When you don't know what to say
Moving on to another topic when you can't think of anything else to say

Just display more T&A
Just show more skin

Check out my butt while I walk away
Inviting others to look at the butt while walking away

Everyone is super gay
Stating that every person is very happy or pleased

Gay gay gay everyday
Everyday is happy and cheerful

Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays
Remembering to mention that one is supportive of the LGBTQ community

Don't be a rainbow be a flag
Don't be something showy, be something that represents unity

Don't drink the tea just lick the bag
Don't drink something all the way, just taste it

Don't be shovel be a hoe
Be helpful and playful, not just functional

Goddamn my voice is really low
Commenting on the low voice

I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll
Feeling like there's no option left except to do something weird

Around with goo on the floor
Rolling around on the floor with some sticky substance

This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes
Though what was done was gross and unpleasant

Its hard to be an attention whore
It's not always easy to seek attention

I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him
Trying to make a skeleton feel better, whom you convinced to do something

To rip off his skin
The skeleton ripped off its skin for a particular reason

It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me becuase when
Not being sure if the skeleton is still holds a grudge against oneself

He frowns it looks like a grin
The skeleton's expression seems to be opposite in meaning from its intention

Don't go for second best ba...
Encouraging not to go for second best

Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best.
Realizing that the song copied another one and it might not be the best

Copy Madonna so much
Copied Madonna too much

I think I'm losing my touch
Feeling like losing the spark

I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
Going for a normal and everyday look

The only thing left to do
Having no other option except for

Is to just start boring you
Starting to become dull and tiresome

I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes
Just opting for comfortable shoes from the store Kohls