Kill The Director
The Wombats Lyrics

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
I've found someone that upsets me and makes me feel uneasy.

Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have So, many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
She has many admirable qualities that set her apart from others, but I find myself unable to possess them.

Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper No, I don't care about the soaps No, I don't care about the soaps Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
I avoid looking at her directly and pretend to be engrossed in the newspaper, while also pretending to be in a dramatic scene from a soap opera.

If this is a rom-com Kill the director If this is a rom-com Kill the director, please
If this is supposed to be a romantic comedy, I wish the director would stop and change the course of the story.

Carrots help us see much better in the dark Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart And this is my head and this is my spout They work together, they can't figure anything out
I make random comments about things that don't make much sense, including my belief that carrots can improve night vision and advice to avoid girls to avoid heartbreak.

So, with the angst of a teenage band Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
I express my emotional distress like a stereotypical teenage band, by writing another song about a gender I can't seem to comprehend.

This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones
This situation is not like the romantic comedy character of Bridget Jones.