Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a Hawaiian punch moustache
Right under my nose thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious
But how could I not see you got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn
When roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th
I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(to fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Bloodhound Gang's song "No Hard Feelings" are a caustic and irreverent take on a failed relationship. The singer makes it clear from the outset that it is not his responsibility to have sex with his ex-partner on her birthday, a reference to the societal expectation that couples should be intimate on special occasions. He goes on to explain that he ended the relationship because he sees his former partner as "nothing but trash" and that he was blind to her true nature.

The song is filled with humorous and often crass references to sex and pornography, including a joke about Dutch porn. The lyric "I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th" is particularly controversial and has been criticized as being insensitive to the victims of the terrorist attack. The song ends with the singer saving himself the trouble and just "wrapping it up", a reference to practicing safe sex and also metaphorically putting an end to the relationship.

Overall, the song is a biting commentary on failed relationships and societal expectations surrounding sex and intimacy.

Line by Line Meaning

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
It is not my responsibility to engage in sexual intercourse with you on your birthday.

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
It is no longer my responsibility to engage in sexual intercourse with you on your birthday.

Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
Perhaps you feel wronged, but I ended the relationship because you are of no value.

I put out despite the fact that you're like a Hawaiian punch moustache
I engaged in sexual activity despite finding you as unappealing as a mustache made of a fruit punch beverage popular in Hawaii.

Right under my nose thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious
You were right in front of me, but I failed to see your true nature.

But how could I not see you got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it
It is clear to me now that you were able to get away with your actions because of your manipulative ways.

If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn
If I desire to engage in unpleasant and degrading activities, I will pursue a career making pornographic films of Dutch origin.

When roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's more
Even when examining your honesty under scrutiny, it holds no value or significance.

I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th
I do not miss you at all, and this comparison is just as inappropriate and hurtful as joking about the terrorist acts on September 11th.

I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it
I do not know who has had a physical relationship with you since me, but I do not feel bad about it and am actually grateful for their involvement.

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again, ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
Even if it is not your birthday, I still do not care about you or our past relationship.

When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now, I'm just gonna wrap it up
I should have ended this relationship much earlier, so now I am concluding this conversation quickly.

(Ain't my job ) I'm just gonna wrap it up (to fuck you on your birthday) I'm just gonna wrap it up (Ain't my job ) I'm just gonna wrap it up (To fuck you on your birthday anymore) I'm just gonna wrap it up (Ain't my job ) I'm just gonna wrap it up (To fuck you on your birthday) I'm just gonna wrap it up (Ain't my job ) I'm just gonna wrap it up (To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
Repeatedly stating that I am not obligated to have sex with you on your birthday anymore and that I am now ending this conversation quickly.

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