Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a Hawaiian punch moustache
Right under my nose thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious
But how could I not see you got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn
When roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th
I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(to fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday)
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(Ain't my job )
I'm just gonna wrap it up
(To fuck you on your birthday anymore)
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JAMES M. FRANKS

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Comments from YouTube:

Randy Marsh

3y↑220

Bloodhound is still to this day one of the greatest bands that ever existed

Sam.N

35w

maybe unpopular opinion here but i honestly think they r the reason why Filthy Frank came up

J. P.

1y↑3

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!

Jason Holland

1y↑1

My final go to to help me band. Wish they'd play Super Bowl!!! Lmao

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Vsevolod Popov

1y↑14

Кто слушает до сих пор эту песню? Я её знаю с 5 лет, сейчас мне 21 почти!

Catherine Walters Brick

2y↑50

"If I want to be repeatedly shit on, I'd go make Dutch porn" is still the best lyric ever written.

Robin Revty

11w

Oh that's Peter West and honey the hairdresser

battosaifan

12w

The BREAKDOWN🤩😎

battosaifan

12w

🤣NO CAP🤝💯

Rainbow Bryte

19w

RIGHT!!!!! My favorite line!

Mr Reefer

I like the whole 9/11 flight because I don't know who got on you

Christopher Tulls

1y↑3

Recently started jamming with some guys with the intention of starting a band. We're not the best musicians so we're practicing and getting used to each other's playing with NOFX era punk covers plus this....and more Bloodhound Gangs songs. It's the 1st jam crew I've played with where we have a legit charismatic frontman who only does vocals. He crushed our initial version of this last Saturday. It's a keeper. Excited to get better at figuring out how to do this song best for us.

Tyler Orr

34w

Is there anywhere I could check your guys music out?

rbsk

1y↑6

Chord progression & melody sound serious. The lyrics are hilarious. Love it

Pieter Heegstra

4y↑16

This song never gets old

JJ

15w↑2

I remember cracking up so much the first time I heard this song. It was on my friends MySpace profile back in the day. I immediately purchased the album.

龘纛爨灪麤彠 –

3y↑70

"I missing you like a hijack flight on september 11." This line was actually really good

Hmax-Hx Hmax

@Edward Zoravarian guess it's more of a pun. a good one though.

Edward Zoravarian

3y↑12

@Dennis Makowski Yes, this guy is right. I will explain why. It is the most offensive allegory to explain crushing love inside of the human being soul because of something else not related to you and the your beloved, and how your desperation suddenly becomes aggression. The truth is - the whole song about it

Dennis Makowski

龘纛爨灪麤彠 – you think ???

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Tortilla Jackson

1y↑8

Such an underrated album!!!

Tortilla Jackson

40w

@StarkAether444 I always try to tell people about it and they always seem skeptical cause they've only heard the bad touch.

StarkAether444

40w↑2

It really is

OIFIIIOIF07-09 VET

3y↑60

2019 and BHG is still relevant.

C F

3y↑30

when that synth hits. omg im in bliss.

Chief Master

2y↑6

Один из немногих треков который опередил свое время) good job 👍

Denisonchik

@Владимир Волков а при чем тут английский,он просто написал что песня хороша

Владимир Волков

по английски не понимаю но мне нравится )

halloween bwa

3y↑104

2020 & still No Hard Feelings 🖕🤘🤘🤘😎

Eugene G

have you tried to quit ketamine?

smuggling plums

2y↑2

Legit just started listening to bloodhound gang flat out again.

halloween bwa

2y↑1

@Colbias Johnston I couldn't agree more with you

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fig vam

48w↑7

Мэд спасибо за муз вкус!

Gerald Bodnar

22w↑2

I love this song

Cherif

4y↑2

"...I'm missing you like a highjacked flight on September 11th..."
FUCKING AWESOME lyrics !

Amanda Smith

8y↑241

best break up song ever

Christopher Tulls

Ween's song Baby Bitch is good break up song too but not this caliber of funny.

No Way

@Ashley Higginson karen hahahahah yes fav term out of recent culture

Ashley Higginson

@Dowayne Breedt ok karen, calm down

Bryan Mendesdacosta

@Dowayne Breedt why are you listening to this then? Get out.

Dowayne Breedt

@Tim Longtome Why do you think that's an okay thing to say? I hope noone talks to your daughter like that.

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Daniel Dodds

3y↑45

Jimmy pop is the best lyricist ever

у-__-у

2y↑3

Лучшая группа

игорь кондратьев

9y↑25

красавцы!!! уважаю...

петр козлов

космический фака маза в рот

Dale Wearmouth

45w↑3

"I'm missing you like, a hijacked flight, on September 11" genius

Cam

30w

1:12 is the start of the best tune on the track i recon🔥🔥

Asura

2y↑9

3:38 best part!!

Jorgos Souflaki

2y↑1

Nah!!! 4:18

TheParasDude

4y↑70

Got me thru the end of a 5 year relationshit

Edward Zoravarian

3y↑1

You are me bro

Michael A

2y↑1

"If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn" might be the greatest line of all time.

קיריל סגדין

5y↑7

Excellent track!

Matthew

5y↑13

This song is so fuckin good

SaggyBag702

26w↑1

Jimmy Pop is a metaphorical genius!!

Annica Alvillar

2y↑7

Came here to listen because I had to send this to an ex that messaged me because i forgot to tell him happy birthday.

Stian Myrvoll

3y↑3

Wooohooo, Bloodhound Gang. Love ya guys..:D

K God

5y↑3

great song!!!!!!!!!

卐天 Führer ॐ 永

4y↑50

This song is SO underated!

卐天 Führer ॐ 永

@Daisy Merolin Don't worry, my actual birth name is way better.

Anthony Montgomery

Your name is cool, so is this song

Lukas Kidd

3y↑4

BHG altogether are criminally underrated artists.

Barry Bathwater

3y↑1

HH bruv

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Jack Shizt

2y↑6

I so wanted to send this to my ex cause it helped me get over her. 2:42

Lucas Miles

3y↑6

"I'm just gonna wrap it up" 😂

COLDSTONE CANC3RGANG 99

2y↑3

I love the Colonel Klink reference. Sometimes you're Klink, and sometimes you're Hogan. It all depends on the relationship

Demian Temming

2y↑3

this is a song that you use if you wanna break up with your girlfriend

Христофор Родименко

2y↑3

The Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings с альбома Hefty Fine 2005 года.

SANJAY RAVI

35w

Found this song from Harald Baldr insta. Now I can't stop listening to it

Mamashmeeky

2y↑1

0:55 loud as fuck

Keegan Penney

3y↑2

Ironically I met up with my long ago ex who'd had me hung up for years and I made up with her fiance before I did really with her hahaha

GGregs G

5y↑5

Wow. Love the song, reminds me of my bro who always fff me on his birthday. Queens birthday in Sydney. 11 June.. Maybe this year things will change.
I might wrap it up.

JT Suave

2y↑1

oh how ive longed for the firm but gentle touch of an understanding bro

cslay _

@Matt Garrett mate its not his friend that would just be wierd. Its his Brother.

Dennis Makowski

Matt Garrett hahaha

PunkRockZombie205

4y↑3

Gay !!! LoL

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Joy Melton

My favorite birthday song. Married❤ forever and still doesn't know. Shhh

Kaifalom kaifalom

класс))))

Colleen Brady

4y↑6

for every ex. from the heart.

Rainbow Bryte

19w

Is it bad that my teens used to get all excited and call this "the birthday song" when they were preschoolers in the car. lmao. They didn't understand it....I'm sure they would now.

Abaddon Morningstar.

3y↑1

Awesome. Tune. X

Lourdes Garcia

Lol! Awesome!

Blizzy Wizzy

3y↑3

Heraldo Baldieri APROOVOS this!

Bre Gibbons

20w

this song is too much of a banger

Dennis Makowski

3y↑13

I wonder how his ex feels to have been the inspiration for that song ?????

Avg Conan

2y↑2

Given the context of the song, shes on Tinder now.

Edward Zoravarian

@gghice1 He could say everything, but as far as I know Jimmy Pop had long and rough relationship before Hefty Fine. But anyway his personal life is mistery, so we could be partly wrong together or maybe the same time be right partly

gghice1

@Edward Zoravarian he said she was

Edward Zoravarian

@gghice1 No mate, that She was not imaginary

gghice1

it's about imaginary person

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Rude Rabbit

3y↑19

Here we go Harald! Haha

knotheadusc

7y↑37

Today is my husband's ex wife's birthday. I hereby dedicate this song to her.

cslay _

@Edward Zoravarian Well it seems like maybe she had something to worry about if youve moved in together now 🤣

Average Enjoyer

@Edward Zoravarian
It all worked out for you in the end
Im happy for you

Edward Zoravarian

3y↑2

Awesome, mate. Wanna to know my story? Anyway I will tell. I have a divorce tomorrow with a woman after five years together because of her being constantly jealous
of the girl that I had nothing with never. And the funny thing is I am living with that girl now, after my wife left

PunkRockZombie205

4y↑1

Lol, still going

Youri Vonk

5y↑2

ahahahahah

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Nunya Biznes

2y↑2

The best way to get over her sooner, just wrap it up; safety first! ; P

Aela Popescu

What a nice day today!

Dan Bock

40w↑1

This slaps my ass so hard

Trump Bin Salman

3y↑18

Thank you Harald 😂

Archeh

1y↑1

🍕

william page

3y↑2

My exwifes name is Kelly too.. Didnt realize her name translated was twat.. I simply assumed.. This was a BHG "Now you know" moment

Ronja Dreßler

17w

So cool

Tatum Prestley

4y↑2

So appropriate since my ex's b-day was a few days ago...

daniel pflaumbaum

2y↑2

ain't my job anymore! <3

carl jones

35w

why has this song go two titles - no hard feelings and aint my job ?

battosaifan

12w

2022👊❤💯

deelo

28w↑1

This isn't a love song btw

Andrew Cosio

4y↑9

JIMMY FUCKEN POP

Samantha Martin

3y↑3

I Sang bad touch at my Christian School n 5th grade for talent day with two guys omg 😂 bad ...idea

True Soul Ghost

Haha

K God

5y↑2

the duch are sick !!!!!!!!

Razzdazzler

3y↑1

There's two things I can't stand in this world and that's people who are intolerant towards someone's culture and the dutch. Lol

John Richardson

You mean Dutch?

Peter Jansen

We like our poop!

Pieter Heegstra

4y↑2

Im perfectly healthy

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truestylecbr

7y↑46

Hawaiian Punch mustache.

Gary Flaherty

Herps?

Julien Destange

6y↑12

Ooooooh, right ! Thanks for taking some of your time to write this !

FauxRat Gaming

6y↑3

Julien Destange I would assume in this context since he said "right under my nose" that it's similar to when you drink milk and it stays on your upper lip

Julien Destange

6y↑1

as a non english native speaker, I don't get this. What does it mean ?

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Олег Красноярск

3y↑1

Несмотря на то, что наши страны являются потенциальными противниками, отдаю этой музыке должное. Хоть нихуя и не понимаю ))) Фак ю, бритишь !

Ра Дро

3y↑2

Что ты несёшь...

MidgetGoneWild1

4y↑14

I miss you like a hijacked plane on September 11th 😂👌 isn't that a reference to 911?

Edward Zoravarian

3y↑1

As I explained in comment higher. Just will duplicate it here. The point is - It is the most offensive allegory to explain crushing love inside of the human being soul because of something else not related to you and the your beloved, and how your desperation suddenly becomes aggression. The truth is - the whole song about it

MidgetGoneWild1

As bad as I hate to say it, it is a joke that he made in his song....😂

TheShyRonnie

4y↑3

It really is about 911, I thought you were messing with me. I remember that day very well, I thought THAT was a joke..

MidgetGoneWild1

I know my history but never learned that in high school

TheShyRonnie

4y↑1

🍎

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PHILIPPE DIDIER

4y↑5

Ain't my job......even not in your birthday

Marlon Lenoir

2y↑1

Ahhhhhhhhhhh
2020?

DigitalTechLife

3y↑36

Here because of Harald Baldr

Tricky Gamerz

Same bro 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Kyle K

3y↑1

TheNihes yep haha dude was taking a bath to it

TheNihes

did he mention it in the video? xD

Stefan - Tricks and Trips

3y↑1

Exactly hahaha

KpS Robert

3y↑2

😂

StarkAether444

40w

Good Riddance

laugh hyena

2y↑1

was this a MGTOW song?

Gleb Antoshkin

YES

Dylan Wagreich

Relateable

fig vam

20w↑1

2022!

Sasa Djuric

2y↑1

ain't my job tududududududu

Akali OTP

6y↑45

Wow my birthday is September 11

Dale Shelden

Don't go traveling on any planes on your birthday then.lmfao

S.

happy birthday

srad4d

4y↑1

Mine's September 12th lol

zach moser

4y↑1

Same

Andreas Schulz

4y↑1

Hey, 14.9... 3 Days..

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Amicus Marco

3y↑1

corpse party

Claire Bigot

yo salut man !!

Cruise Moore

4y↑1

the big five. yugioh of course. who else but u self??

Luiz Henrique

8y↑16

I really think than 5000 views is my

eПWordPass

4y↑1

@Major Major yeah who am I kidding, the songs great.

Major Major

borded lol. I think he didnt got bored even at 4999th time

Major Major

4y↑2

He means that he watched that video 5000 times

eПWordPass

4y↑1

sorry what?

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mdjcsmith

3y↑1

Burundi!

david entendu

9y↑43

ain't my job!

sv fantom

2y↑1

At least help to train your replacement before you quit.

Lee Kitchen

3y↑1

But it's not my birthday.........

Gary Flaherty

3y↑4

Anymore

Kremen Yuriev

4y↑1

DAVI GO NA 4UKAM

ShockD

4y↑2

stiga e

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ned18k

Hi from Billie)

Cruise Moore

<:Y_Y:>lizen....... im finkin., roda hmmmm

Cruise Moore

yea haha ????

Tanner Faulk

7y↑11

aint my job

Schwester S

4y↑12

October 2018

cl0wn

1y↑1

aint my job

PickleJar251

2y↑1

I played this song to my sister. When will she get the fucking hint.

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