Dick In A Box
The Lonely Island Lyrics
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I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box
The song "Dick in a Box" by The Lonely Island is a satirical Christmas-themed R&B song that was released in 2006. The song features Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, who are dressed in matching tuxedos and sing a romantic ballad about giving the perfect gift to their girlfriends. However, the perfect gift turns out to be their penises in boxes, which they present to their girlfriends as a joke.
The lyrics of the song are a parody of cheesy R&B songs that are often played during the holiday season. The song's chorus, "It's my dick in a box," is a literal description of what the gift is, which adds to the humorous tone of the song. The song also pokes fun at the stereotype of men always wanting to please their girlfriends sexually, even on special occasions like Christmas.
The music video of the song features Timberlake and Samberg dressed in Christmas-themed outfits and performing choreographed dance moves. It also features cameos by Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig, who play the girlfriends of Timberlake and Samberg.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey, girl
Addressing a person of female gender
I got something real important to give you
I have an important gift for you
So just sit down
Please sit down and relax
And listen
Pay attention to what I am about to say
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
We have been together for a long time
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line
I am ready to be honest with you
Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
It is Christmas time and I am ready to express my love
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
I am going to give you a gift to express my feelings
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
The gift is very special, please unwrap it because it's my penis in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
I won't buy you something materialistic, but my love for you is real
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
The box contains my penis
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
I am wise enough to know what gift to give you that proves you are important to me
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
A message to all men out there with women they want to impress - this is how you do it
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
Instructions on how to put your penis in a box and make her open it as a gift
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box
A repetition of the same message with different holiday names and occasions alongside the presence of a penis in a box
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andy D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin R. Timberlake, Katreese Barnes
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@JaydenRodrigues
Classic!!!! 🎁
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@cecedoll88
I know it's finally easy to find. Made my day.
@pervysage4934
All these years, even knowing the punchline this still cracks me up like a mad man. One of the best SNL shorts.
@adamdorgant9454
Agreed!!!
@FatEarthComedy
One of the best!!
@faptainamerica9049
Proof that Justin Timberlake can make a hit from literally anything.
@tanyaotey5685
yup!!
@aacproductions996
Except filthy
@developer-juice-Khailenno
this is American anthem for men everywhere. it might not be a ** in a box. but we have to let them know they are our shining star. its a metaphor laced on top of comedy. simpleton.