I'm about to do something crazy, you'll regret this, I swear
I am very upset with you for not coming to help me when I needed you most.

This one time I really needed you to head over mine where
On a particular occasion, I needed you to come to my house.

I was throwing up all morning, it was all in my hair
I was very ill and vomited so much that it was in my hair.

Then because I was so dizzy I almost fell down the stairs
I was feeling so dizzy that I nearly fell down the staircase.

Like you always do, you know, you just don't fucking care
You never seem to care about me and always let me down.

Go, get out of my house, please
I want you to leave my house immediately.

Actually give me back my keys, but
Before leaving, please give me my keys.

I'll be proper angry, if
I will be very upset if you don't return later.

You're not back later on your knees
You should apologize when you return.

Come on, calm down, it wasn't all totally like that
Please calm down, it wasn't as bad as it seems.

You're over-reacting just a bit, maybe we can sit down and chat
You are taking it too seriously. Let's sit and talk about it.

It's just, you know, I had stuff to do, you know, this and that
I was busy doing some things and couldn't come over at the moment.

Maybe it wasn't so important as you being in the sack
What I was doing at the time wasn't as important as your situation.

But I had to sort out my pills man; I needed to stock up my stash
I had to refill my medication, so I had to leave quickly.

I couldn't do it any other day, I had to do it then, quick snap
I had no other choice but to do it at that time because it was urgent.

And you didn't want me there last Sat., so I left you on your jack
Last Saturday, you didn't want me around, so I left you alone.

And this Saturday I thought it was the same deal as last Sat. at your gaff
I assumed that you would prefer me not to come this Saturday as well.

You don't care about my broken TV
You don't seem to care about my broken TV.

I sit on my sofa all day smoking weed
I spend most of my day smoking weed while sitting on the sofa.

I never phoned that bloke from the TV company
I didn't call the person who could fix my TV.

So please don't be like this, please, please, please
Please don't be mad at me, I am sorry.

Actually now I think about it, what am I guilty about?
Now that I think about it, what did I do wrong?

I felt like I was in the wrong, I felt like I was the lout
I thought that I was the one who made a mistake, and I was sorry.

Oy, this is what happened last Saturday now, I think I remember now
Wait a minute, I think I remember what happened last Saturday.

You were ill last Saturday and two weeks before that little bout
You were sick two weeks in a row - last Saturday and the week before.

You know I need that medication for my epilepsy now
You know that I require that medication to treat my epilepsy.

Or I run the risk of having a fit, you know I can't go without
If I don't take my medication, I may have a seizure.

So when you being in bed is because last night you got pissed
When you're in bed, it's probably because you were drinking last night.

It's you that's being selfish, it's you that don't give a shit
You are the selfish one who doesn't care about anyone but yourself.

I'm gone, I'll get out your house, then
I am leaving your house now.

I'll never, be back again, but
I won't come back here again.

I'll still be 'ceiving when, you
I will still be receiving messages from you.

Text me to make up and be friends
Please text me to reconcile and be friends again.

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