Ass Like That
Eminem Lyrics

Ow, baby
Expressing excitement or arousal towards the subject of the song

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
The dancing/movement skills of the subject of the song are impeccable

I ain't never seen a ass like that
The subject of the song has an extremely attractive physique, particularly in the butt area

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing
The dancing/movement skills of the subject of the song are so mesmerizing that it is arousing the singer

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
The level of attractiveness of the subject's dance moves and physique is almost unbelievable to the singer

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
The subject of the song is displaying dance moves similar to those of a traditional belly-dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
The subject is dancing to music by Nelly, but the singer is too absorbed in watching to answer the door even if someone is knocking

Police saying, "Freeze," (oh), d-doing, doing, doing What do you mean, freeze? Please
The singer is pretending that the police are interrupting his thoughts and requests an explanation

I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
The singer is refuting being treated like an animal- he is human and has his basic needs, one of which is to finish his urination

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
The singer is jokingly referencing police arresting him for his thoughts or actions and is already on his knees (in reference to previous lines about urination)

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Continuing the joke, the singer is saying that he can't get on the ground any further and poke fun at his own needs

Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B I sing song It go, ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
The singer is joking about making R&B music and is mimicking a cheesy melody

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive
The singer acknowledges that his previous lyrics were a joke and apologizes if he offended anyone

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away anything I say and you will love it
The singer is comparing himself to Triumph the Puppet Dog and is aware that he can get away with saying inappropriate things to be humorous

Jessica Simpson looks, oh, so tempting Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
The singer is attracted to Jessica Simpson, particularly her butt, and is expressing arousal whenever he sees her on TV

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
The twins used to be innocent and young, but are now growing older and displaying their butts more publicly

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped
The singer is pretending to be at the movies and is being interrupted by the police again because of his thoughts. He mockingly proves that he is a legitimate movie-goer

Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
Continuing the movie theater joke, the singer is poking fun at his own lustful desires and is begging to not be removed from the movie theater because he hasn't yet seen a particular scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
The singer is trying to avoid being seen as obscene and is aware of the comedic implications of referring to himself as Pee Wee Herman

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
The singer is continuing his jokes with the police and is expressing his basic rights in a humorous way

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
The singer is pretending to be a criminal, but expects to be released quickly. He then continues to joke about his lawyer being busy with Michael Jackson

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh 'Cause there's a puppet on my hand (hahaha)
The singer is claiming that he is Triumph and makes fun of Britney Spears, knowing that the audience will find it funny because he is a puppet

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen her butt like that Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
The singer acknowledges that Hilary Duff is too young for him, but still finds her physically attractive. He jokes that next year he may be able to express his thoughts more explicitly

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo" I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo
The subject is dancing in a way similar to that of a go-go dancer. The lyrics then transition to JoJo expressing interest in getting a new boyfriend

What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies
The singer is jokingly pretending to have a lot at stake, but is only worried about the loss of his computers and access to his ranch in order to bake cookies

Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
The singer is jokingly referencing the accusations against Michael Jackson regarding 'Jesus Juice' and asking the police to try it

Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee" Pee, on the radio but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
The singer is jokingly claiming that he is a danger to himself and others. He also continues to poke fun at himself and his tendency to say explicit words on the radio. He then jokes that he has seen Janet Jackson's breast

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The singer is acknowledging that his jokes may not be landing and feels the need to flee. He then jokingly references Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line from Predator

So, Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please? 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Woo
The singer expresses his attraction towards Gwen Stefani and is aroused by the way that she moves

Fuck is wrong with you? Huh?
The singer addresses the audience and is questioning their reaction to his jokes and lyrics