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The Ballad of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Milo Lyrics


We have lyrics for these tracks by Milo:


A Day Trip to the Nightosphere I can see the ugly portraits painted in nightosphere But I…
Almond Milk Paradise When I was a boy, I collected old coins I never…
amanecer Anoche soñé con tu cuerpo Tocándome como aquella vez El día …
An Encyclopedia What is that? What is this? What is this? Huh? This…
Call Form In the palace of the peacock, eating the kingdom of…
D.S.A. On the Beat On the Beat On the Beat On the Beat On the…
Don't Stop Me I'll go, I'll go, I'll go wherever you go And I…
Embroidering Machine Bipartisan like bayonet or javelin Would gladly quit if pose…
En Mi Barrio Hoy es el día en que decidí Que me dé…
Folk-Metaphysics I should not sit on this couch and watch Netflix I…
Geometry & Theology A dog cannot lie, neither can he be sincere A dog…
IDK I don't know nah I don't know no I don't nah I don't…
Landscaping What's a selfie, that's not me, that's my ? The path…
Magician My transmissions began when diamond said to coal, "why so…
Make The Crowd Go Just Make Just Make Just Make The Crowd Go Just Make Just Ma…
MAY THE DAYS BE AIMLESS %5Bfeat. WC TANK%5D Dead people don't watch me like paparazzi and there's no…
Mi Princesa Mi princesa no te arrepentirás Yo te necesito Alístate que v…
MILO Debo despertar Yeah Biza, je El M (Bizarrap) Miré mi tarifa…
Monologion I'm gonna learn to write raps in a whisper And dream…
Note to Mrs I remember my dreams I remember my dreams I penned this note…
Omar Don't Scare Aggravated rappers have always got to take their shirts off …
One More Time V1 So nice to see ya Feels so right The stars are in…
Ornette's Swan Song Let me get out my rap display attaché case Huh, [?]…
Pablum // CELESKINGIII What a life under this quilted fleece Where the wilted leas…
Paging Mr. Bill Nunn In the belly of a whale Dilemma like Jan Rodricks A single…
Poet It seems to me that the artist's struggle For his integrity …
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Taking naps reminds me a whole lot of time travelling Every…
Rapper Yeah One two Uh It's like this Come on Back in the days when…
Salladhor Saan Smuggler We got our first apartment and spent six months in…
Song About a Raygunn Said look at me now I said I made a name…
Sorcerer Ruby Yacht for ever n' ever n' ever n' ever…
Souvenir It's the lazy theologian The clumsiest poet Stumbling thro…
Sweet Chin Music I wanted to hold palaver on U-Stream with Black Gallagher Fl…
take advantage of the naysayer I'm the type of dude to wear a protective layering Preaching…
The Thief of Always Catch me in kitchen with a veggie fajita A dollar bill…
The Young Man Has A Point One, two, in the place to do Here we go I regret…
True Nen before i wrote my first rap i learned how to be…
Yet Another Yah Yah Yah Yah Yet another, American Apparel tomb Feral co…
You Don Sometimes everything seems awkward and large Imagine a Wedne…
Zen Scientist Well there seem to be some misconceptions There seem to, the…


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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Christopher S.

Lyrics:

Spelling friends with quotation marks make you look like an asshole
I'm half-man, half-rapper, half-tadpole
It depresses me I can use Google Maps to find your house
I swear to goodness the internet takes all the adventure out

Hi, it's your favorite spoken word deacon
I very well could've been one of the last of the Mohicans
The dude you never invited to your parties on the weekends
Who your favorite blogger nominated for loquacious public speaking
If a telephone is smart, then I no longer wanna be
Struggling to find a way to hold on to what's right in front of me
Hanging dusty hammocks in the attic to escape the racket
Retreating in to my mind, to forget the straight-jacket

I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on AssHub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub
And I would never drown
And I would never drown

I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on AssHub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub
And I would never drown
And I would never drown

I don't know anything about nothing, which is why I am master of everything
This is what you fail to see, a filthy mirage of simple
I'll sit under a fake tree while you worry about Nicki Minaj's nipples
Basking in my irrelevance, simply for the hell of it
I've got these ugly hands so it's impossible to give back-rubs
Since Rob passed it's hard not to be scared of flash-floods
I wonder if-

I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on Asshub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub
And I would never drown
And I would never drown

I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on Asshub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub
And I would never drown
And I would never drown

I'm far from the heroism of Christopher McCandless
Merely a young man taking these visions for granted
A notebook operates as a lined paper flask
Take a swig and then you pass
Writing rhymes during class
Maybe we should've given Milton his stapler back
These Wisconsin winters promulgate shivers to my pelvis
At a drive-in diner and I'm listening to Elvis
Holding palaver with Andy and wishing we were elvish
I'm sorry I'm so selfish
I'm sorry I'm so selfish

I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on Asshub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub
And I would never drown
And I would never drown
I wonder if these other rappers spend too much time on Asshub
But I wish I was a merman so I could fall asleep in the bathtub



All comments from YouTube:

Connor Mckoon-Lovejoy

In my opinion, this is one of the greatest songs I have ever heard. Thumbs up to Milo! Keep it flowin

Neptunian Princess

+Connor Reilly I agree

Megan Nyhan

Love this! I'm drawn in by the lyricism, beautiful metaphors, and the pure honesty in his voice. I'm so lucky to have been given the chance to listen to this under-recognized musical genius once, because that's all it took and I was hooked.

taerichter

I can't say that I have ever been a big fan of rap or hip hop, but this is just so insanely good that it doesn't even matter.

Jonathan Ibanez

One of the most symbolic and just beautifully put together songs. Keep it up man, you're gonna be big.

grant93321

god dammit i've listened to this 50 times it's so amazing. idk why the fuck i like Milo so much. I feel like such a hipster, but im seriously digging something in Milo's tracks that I've never felt before.

Rplus1

I love baths, have for years. This is pure lyrical legitimacy on top of one of my favorite tracks. win.

Jay Jones

This piece was phenomenonal... that took me on a long journey man. From one poet to another, mad props brotha. Keep doing shit like this, you've got soul man.
-4moonjungle_lwa

PeteSanctions

"I'm sorry i'm so selfish" - That line always gets me

Rebecca 88

Just discovered this now and love it 🥰

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