No More Parties In LA
Kanye West Lyrics

No more parties in LA
I don't want to attend any more parties in Los Angeles

Please baby no more parties in LA, uh
Baby, I'm asking you to not go to any more parties in Los Angeles

Hey baby you forgot your Ray Bans
Hey baby, you left behind your sunglasses

And my sheets still orange from your spray tan
My bed sheets are still stained orange from your spray tan

It was more than soft porn for the K-man
Our encounter was more than just provocative content for Kanye

She remember my Sprinter, said "I was in the grape van"
She recalls being in my Mercedes Sprinter van, referring to it as the grape van due to its color

Uhm, well cutie, I like your bougie booty
Um, well, darling, I appreciate your sophisticated and attractive buttocks

Come Erykah Badu me, well, let's make a movie
Emulate the essence of Erykah Badu with me, let's create an artistic masterpiece

Hell, you know my repertoire is like a wrestler
You already know that my skills and abilities are comparable to those of a professional wrestler

I show you the ropes, connect the dots
I will guide you and help you make connections in the entertainment industry

A country girl that love Hollywood
You're a girl from the countryside who loves the glamour of Hollywood

Mama used to cook red beans and rice
Your mother used to prepare traditional Southern dishes

Now it's Denny's, 4 in the morning, spoil your appetite
Now we settle for a meal at Denny's late at night, which ruins our hunger for breakfast

Liquor pouring and niggas swarming your section with erection
Alcohol being poured and men surrounding your area with sexual excitement

Smoke in every direction, middle finger pedestrians
Smoke filling the air and a disregard for pedestrians, expressed through a rude hand gesture

R&B singers and lesbians, rappers and managers
The presence of R&B singers, lesbians, rappers, and their managers

Music and iPhone cameras
The combination of music and filming with iPhones

This shit unanimous for you, it's damaging for you, one thing
This situation or lifestyle may be agreeable for you, but it's ultimately harmful for you, one thing to remember

I think that pussy should only be holding exclusive rights to me, I mean
In my opinion, your intimate relationship should only be exclusive to me

He flew you in this motherfucker on first class
He brought you to this place on a first-class flight

Even went out his way so you could check in an extra bag
He even made an effort for you to be able to bring an additional suitcase

Now you wanna divide the yam like it equate the math?
And now you want to divide our relationship like it's a simple mathematical equation?

That shit don't add up, you're making them mad as fuck
But that doesn't make sense, and you're causing them extreme anger

She said she came out here to find an A-list rapper
She claims to have come here to seek a relationship with a highly regarded rapper

I said baby, spin that round and say the alphabet backwards
I jokingly told her to turn around and recite the alphabet backwards

You're dealing with malpractice, don't kill a good nigga's confidence
You're engaging in unethical behavior, damaging the self-assurance of a good man

Just cause he a nerd and you don't know what a condom is
Simply because he is geeky and you lack knowledge about contraception

The head still good though, the head still good though
However, the oral sex is still satisfying

Ladies say "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo"
Women chant "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" as a form of spiritual practice

Make a nigga say big words and act lyrical, make me get spiritual
You make a man express himself eloquently and seem deeply introspective, urging me to find spiritual enlightenment

Make me believe in miracles, Buddhist monks and Captain Crunch cereal
You make me have faith in miracles, in Buddhist monks and even in trivial things like Captain Crunch cereal

Lord have mercy, thou will not hurt me
I pray to the higher power to protect me from any harm

Five buddies all herded up on a Thursday
A group of friends gathered together on a Thursday

Bottle service, head service, I came in first place
We enjoy VIP bottle service and also receive excellent oral sex, achieving a feeling of triumph

The opportunity, the proper top of breast and booty cheek
The chance to appreciate the perfect top part of a woman's breast and her buttocks

The pop community, I mean these bitches come with uni fee
The world of popular culture, where these women come with their own price or demands

And I walk through with ease, moving units through consumer streets
I effortlessly navigate through the industry, selling my products to consumers

Then my shoe released, she was kicking in gratuity
When my shoe line was launched, she kicked in a generous tip or donation

And yeah G, I was all for it
And yeah, man, I supported her actions

She said K Lamar, you kind of dumb to be a poet
She commented that I, Kendrick Lamar, don't seem very intelligent to be a poet

I'mma put you on game for the lames that don't know they're a rookie
I'm going to educate you about the inexperienced individuals who are unaware of their lack of expertise

Instagram is the best way to promote some pussy
Instagram is the most effective platform for advertising sexual encounters

Scary, scary
Intense, alarming

Friday night tryna make it into the city
On Friday night, attempting to enter the city

Breakneck speeds, passenger seat something pretty
Driving at very high speeds, with an attractive person in the passenger seat

Thinking back to how I got here in the first place
Reflecting on how I ended up in this situation in the first place

Second class bitches wouldn't let me on first base
Less worthy women didn't give me a chance to progress in a relationship

A backpack nigga with luxury taste buds
A humble person who appreciates the finer things in life

And a Louis Vuitton store, got all of my pay stubs
My earnings have been spent at the Louis Vuitton store, as evidenced by my pay stubs

Got pussy from beats I did for niggas more famous
I had sexual encounters due to the beats I produced for more renowned artists

When did I become A list? I wasn't even on a list
When did I achieve celebrity status? I wasn't even considered for such recognition

Strippers get invited to where they only get hired
Strippers are invited to places where they are only employed for their services

When I get on my Steve Jobs, somebody gon' get fired
When I adopt a powerful and influential stance like Steve Jobs, someone will face consequences

I was uninspired since Lauryn Hill retired
I lacked inspiration since the retirement of Lauryn Hill

And 3 Stacks, man, you preach it to the choir
And André 3000, man, you're stating the obvious to someone who already agrees

Any rumor you heard about me was true and legendary
Every rumor you've heard about me is both accurate and widely known

I done got Lewinsky and paid secretaries
I have experienced scandalous affairs like Bill Clinton's with Monica Lewinsky, and I have compensated secretaries

For all my niggas with babies by bitches
I represent all my fellow men who have children with women

That use their kids as meal tickets
Women who view their children as a means to obtain financial support

Not knowing the disconnect from the father
Unaware of the emotional separation between the father and the children

The next generation will be the real victims
The future generation will bear the brunt of the negative consequences

I can't fault 'em really
I can't truly blame them

I remember Amber told my boy no matter what happens she ain't going back to Philly
I recall a woman named Amber telling my friend that she will never return to Philadelphia under any circumstances

Back to our regularly scheduled programmin'
Returning to our usual routine or plans

Of week content of slow jammin'
Producing music of average quality characterized by slow tempo

But don't worry, this one's so jammin'
But don't worry, this particular song is extremely exciting or enjoyable

You know that L.A. is so jammin'
You're aware that Los Angeles is buzzing with excitement

I be thinkin' every day
I think about this every single day

Mulholland Drive, need to put up some got damn barricades
Mulholland Drive requires the installation of obstacles or barriers

I be paranoid every time
I become excessively fearful each time

The pressure, the problem ain't I be drivin'
The source of pressure and worry isn't that I'm behind the wheel

The problem is I be textin'
The issue is that I engage in texting while driving

My psychiatrist got kids that I inspired
My therapist has children who were influenced or motivated by me

First song they played to me was 'bout their friend that just died
The initial song they played for me was about their recently deceased friend

Textin' and drivin' down Mulholland Drive
Driving on Mulholland Drive while engaging in texting

That's why I'd rather take the 405
That's why I prefer to drive on the 405 freeway

I be worried 'bout my daughter, I be worried 'bout Kim
I'm concerned about my daughter, and I'm concerned about Kim as well

But Saint is baby Ye, I ain't worried 'bout him
However, Saint is Baby Ye, so I don't have any worries about him

I had my life threatened by best friends who had selfish intents
My closest friends have posed threats to my life due to their selfish motives

What I'm supposed to do?
What am I expected to do in this situation?

Ride around with a bulletproof car and some tints?
Should I drive in a bulletproof car with tinted windows for my safety?

Every agent I know know I hate agents
Every agent I am acquainted with knows that I despise agents

I'm too black, I'm too vocal, I'm too flagrant
I am considered too outspoken, too bold, and too unapologetic due to my race

Something smellin' like shit, that's the new fragrance
There is a foul odor, which ironically serves as the latest fragrance trend

It's just me, I do it my way, bitch
It's just me, I do things according to my own approach, bitch

Some days I'm in my Yeezys, some days I'm in my Vans
On certain days, I wear my Yeezys, while on other days, I opt for my Vans

If I knew y'all made plans I wouldn't've popped the Xans
If I had known that you all had made plans, I wouldn't have taken Xanax

I know some fans who thought I wouldn't rap like this again
I am aware of some fans who believed that I wouldn't rap in this style again

But the writer's block is over, emcees cancel your plans
However, the period of creative stagnation is over, so other rappers should cancel their intended actions

I'm 38 years old, a 8 year old with rich nigga problems
Although I'm 38 years old, I still have the mentality and concerns of an 8 year old, but with the complications that come with wealth

Tell my wife that I hate the road so I ain't never drivin'
Inform my wife that I severely dislike traveling, so I will never voluntarily drive

It took 6 months to take the Maybach all matted out
It took six months to customize the appearance of the Maybach with a matte finish

And my assistant crashed as soon as they backed it out
And my assistant got into an accident as soon as they pulled the car out

Got damn, got up of fade, I might slam
Damn, I got off the fade haircut, I might show off or impress

Pink fur, got Nori dressing like Cam, thank God for me
Nori (North West) is wearing pink fur, imitating Cam'ron's style, and we appreciate my influence

Whole family gettin' money, thank God for E!
The entire family is becoming wealthy, and we are grateful for the income earned

I love rockin' jewelry, a whole neck full
I adore wearing extravagant jewelry, having my entire neck covered in it

Bitches say he funny and disrespectful
Women say I'm comical and impolite

I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my shoes
I experience a sense of greatness and inspiration when I'm working on my shoe designs

I feel like Pablo when I see me on the news
I feel a sense of accomplishment and pride when I see news articles about myself

I feel like Pablo when I'm workin' on my house
I feel a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment when I'm working on my home

Tell 'em party's in here, we don't need to go out
Inform them that the party is happening right here, so there's no need to go elsewhere

We need the turbo thots, high speed, turbo thots
We require highly active and promiscuous women, fast-paced and energetic ones

Drop-drop-drop-drop it like Robocop
Dance or move your body in a robotic manner, similar to Robocop

She brace herself and hold my stomach, good dick'll do that
She braces herself and holds onto my stomach, as good sex can lead to such reactions

She keep pushin' me back, good dick'll do that
She keeps pushing me away, as good sex can provoke such responses

She push me back when the dick go too deep
She pushes me away when the penetration becomes too intense

This good dick'll put your ass to sleep
This exceptional sexual experience will make you fall asleep

Get money, money, money, money
Acquire wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth

Big, big money, money, money, money
Significant, significant wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth

And as far as real friends tell my cousins I love 'em
Regarding genuine friends, convey my love to my cousins

Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker
Including the cousin who stole the laptop, you deceitful individual

Please baby no more parties in LA
Please, baby, I don't want to attend any more parties in Los Angeles

Please baby no more parties in LA, uh
Baby, I'm begging you, no more parties in Los Angeles

No more parties in LA
I no longer want to participate in any parties in Los Angeles

Please baby no more parties in LA, uh
Baby, I'm asking you again, no more parties in Los Angeles

No more parties in LA
I absolutely refuse to attend any more parties in Los Angeles

Please baby no more parties in LA, uh
Baby, I'm really serious, no more parties in Los Angeles