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The Blarney Stone
Ween Lyrics


Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin' this is what I said

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: AARON FREEMAN, MICHAEL MELCHIONDO, MICHAEL MELCHIONDO, JR.

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TrilobiteTerorr

Just imagine if they picked this Ween song for the credits music at the end of the Spongebob movie instead of Ocean Man.

TrilobiteTerorr

@Dan You think?

Dan

Too much cursing

brucedinkledein

@Shivam Thakur the whole album actually

[ kingd8 ]

"Manager? This is the greatest day of my life!"
GET OFF MY ASS, YOU WEE BITTY FUCK

Peter Wolff

@Jimbo Jambo yes, but he also contacted Ween before making the show, saying that the Mollusk (album that Ocean Man appears on) was one of the things that had inspired his idea for the show. Hillenburg then asked Ween to do the Loop de Loop song for the shoelaces episode.

Ween is a big part of the spongebob mythology

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Joseph Turnip

its funny this probably the inspiration for Mr Krabs voice

DewDrizzleDrop

@Crepsecular Corvus they can just put dolphin noises where the cussing would be

Andrew Laco

Glad to see you made it down the river. The wrath is mighty.

Simon Leary

@Crepsecular Corvus Clancy Brown singing this would be one of the single greatest things ever....

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