Get Out More Often everything would be fine if i had more friends everything wo…
I Really Need to Know I don't know what im doin' right now But i know…
I Want My Prescription Filled Oh, there was a time When I had some pills I would…
I'm The Lord and Master I′m the lord and master You all are bastards Worship me or…
Kill Yourself I hate every single one of you! Nadanenananana I wish you co…
Pot Heads Crack-addicts & Pill Popping Morons Iman: Hello Ika: Hi, kenapa? Aqilah: AFIQAH, mama and bapak …
So I'm a Squirrel And so im a squirrel Your not. you are, so im A…
Something So Vile I can't see how it could be like this I'm so…
Squirrelly Wrath You were all warned Of the squirrely wrath. You didnt listen…
Squirrely Wrath You were all warned Of the squirrely wrath. You didnt list…
Squirrely Wrath Will Burn Your Face Off Everyone wants to see my squirrely wrath You couldnt handle …
Talkin' Squirrelly Wrath i know its hard even though im a squirrel my brilliant…
The Fat Song Hey, I just wrote a song About something that's wrong And it…
The Foamy Cult Song This is the Foamy cult song If you like it, well,…

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Comments from YouTube:

@tibschris

8y↑285

"This demonic toaster turns pumpernickel bread into blueberry muffins!"
"Bullshit," says Germaine to the talking squirrel.

@Loveangeledits

11w

Lol

@casketking00

10y↑571

this episodes like a 10 years old. still funny to this day.

@SorenDaein

9y↑8

casketking00 As the saying goes, you can't beat the classics.

@TheGyspyBrierRose

6y↑4

This one will always be my favorite

@h3x3n26

5y↑4

One of the first foamy animations i watched! Love these shorts

@biorn62

5y↑9

I remember watching this on his website prior to YouTube so it's more like 15+ years old. Still good.

@jenniferjoy31

5y↑4

It's 15 now

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@GaynorOL79

10y↑220

Toasted Human Hand?

CAAAAAAAAARRRRLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

@feqbrony8989

7y↑18

GaynorOL79 I don’t know what you’re talking about- I do not kill people! That is my LEAST favorite thing to do!

@anhero2377

5y↑7

What? Woah! Hey, I did not know that would happen. Making toasted human hands is my least favorite thing to do.

@nickthompson9697

5y↑1

Interesting headcanon.

@privatevoidkeeper3775

I bet he was the one who sold the toaster

@beardedslavbrew615

Woah hey I didn't do that!

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@saninuzuka5133

9y↑388

Regular bread turns into wheat toast.
Wheat bread turns into pumpernickel bread
Pumpernickel turns into blueberry muffins
Bagels turns into pork chops or steaks
Waffle turns into a human hand
what about pop tarts?

@destroyernoah

9y↑29

A taco

@shelbyhewitt6718

9y↑10

A duck

@gerrygarza5867

9y↑22

A toasted smurf

@EuropeYear1917

9y↑13

A pair of toasted girl's panties

@RaceBandit

9y↑30

Scarlet Okami Blood waffles?

Hilariously enough, all of the comments so far could be right if it depends on what flavor poptart you put in.

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@TheFurryGamer

4y↑167

This guy should’ve made this into a full-fledged series on adult swim or Comedy Central it would’ve been huge

@ZeldaMaster285

50w↑4

He could have done an entire series about this toaster and still made money.

@romanverdugo7468

45w↑4

It was ahead of its time

@selxerc

44w

Definitely would've been nice

@TheFurryGamer

43w

@@ZeldaMaster285 I am talking about every video make the entire phone mean a squirrel into a show for adult swimmer, Comedy Central not just this one video

@ZeldaMaster285

42w

@@TheFurryGamer Obviously.

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@chronological6240

3y↑36

I remember being 12 and laughing historically at this stuff the nostalgia is eating me

@rowannnnnnnnn

15w↑1

I mean I guess, technically speaking, you laughing “historically” isn’t incorrect, is it?

@Jacobmainchannel

6y↑60

Even after about 14 years this is still one of my favorite episodes. I remember watching this for the first time in college.

@jessicarubies2256

Me too. Lol

@timothyradford-thorpe1581

2y↑2

Even today I walk around randomly saying, "Yum Yum Yum. Human hand."

@devillass6025

8y↑94

Damn, wish I had that toaster. I'd buy a whole loaf of pumpernickel bread just to make myself blueberry muffins.

@wake-archus

8y↑4

id bye alot of waffles and hide so many hands in old peoples homes

@PsychoDiesel48

5y↑3

Two kinds of people XD

@Goat_boii

4y↑3

@@wake-archus I agree but how could you lose so many waffles, waffles are fabulous

@Montatora501

MUFFIN BUTTON

@tiffanysimmons3528

Look mom!! I'm baking!!!

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@EVAUnit4A

9y↑56

6798 seconds is equal to 113.3 minutes, or 1 hour and 53-and-a-half minutes.
Germaine's meal must have been really cold by the time that pork chop appeared.

@PsychoDiesel48

8y↑1

+EVA_Unit_4A But isn't it a meal of vegetables? It looks like that to me.

@kylenguyen7371

8y↑4

+Diesel Marcus You're right; it's a meal comprised of vegetables and what appear to be two pieces of sushi.

@jasonw6688

46w

Maybe the toaster cooked it low and slow.

@MaritsView

7y↑172

What did l say about using waffles!? xD

@Evil12monks

6y↑2

Marit I hope she used blue waffles.

@MaritsView

5y↑1

@@Evil12monks LOL

@tysonthewolfe93

4y↑3

Foamy: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING WAFFLES!!!

@MysteryAGMLegend

4y↑2

Yum yum yum human hand

@guilosonsgamingchannel6094

4y↑2

But my stomach was maKing the rumblies that only hands would satisfy

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@dgjini

2y↑5

This music in the background is so relaxing for some reason.

@shyguy4no1

7y↑87

To this day... I still want another episode of amityville toaster... Please... I want to know what else it can do...

@sageturmelle

Me too. I'd like to find out what blueberry muffins turn into.

@titanqueen7217

Sage Turmelle Maybe raisin muffins? Or English muffins?

@titanqueen7217

Also, is it reversible? If you put a blueberry muffin in the toaster, would it turn back into pumpernickel?

@artturner2054

51w

What happens when Germaine puts the hand in the toaster? Cthulhu?

@Jadguy24

10y↑115

now the question is what happens if you put in a human hand

@Piledriver86

10y↑12

*****
Seems like a lot of trouble for toaster pastries.

@officialclownbusiness7788

5y↑3

Pastries are good, but I would rather have the hand.

@MagnustheJust

4y↑1

😲

@princesscelestia3150

4y↑1

Kevin Kiker 69 is the answer

@bachri7721

4y↑4

You'll probably end up with a fully formed hamburger or something

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@NaomiWatchingThings

8y↑54

Man, foamy the squirrel used to be my shit back when I was in middle school. I used to have the T-shirt that said "I'm going to poke you in the eye with a really hot french fry!" Germaine, however, has really changed over the years. ._.'

@thomasjenkins7506

7y↑2

she's back to being a really likable character. it's great.

@Fakan

7y↑3

I still have that shirt. It's too small and full of holes now, but I still have it. XD

@jordancampos6864

5y↑1

I have that shirt, too. Go, Foamy!

@RavenLunatic517

My mom has that shirt lol

@3swordstarot

Amazon has a whole new batch of foamy t- shirts for adults

@societyslostone

2y↑7

12 years and it still made me laugh

@lunestiacrescent827

8y↑103

How many people, like me, would put in what ever was convenient that day and just keep re-toasting what pops up? I have a feeling that it would either be DAYS OF FUN... or the Apocalypse ~shrugs~ I'm cool with whichever.

@frostfang1

7y↑2

but does whatever you put in get burnt with all the toasting or does it reset itself and come up perfectly toasted? Or does it undo what you just did. IE put down the toasted pumpernickel and it comes up as untoasted wheat bread?

@lunestiacrescent827

7y↑6

well those porkchops look pretty raw.

@DeadT79

7y↑2

they were in there for almost 2 hours if I did the math right, aint no way in hell those thngs were raw

@beyonddisturbed

14y↑8

This is personally one of my favorite episodes from Neurotically Yours

@jasonw6688

46w

Mine too.

@Jacobmainchannel

8y↑5

this is seriously one of my favorite videos from this guy. I've watched it so many times already, and every time I kind of wish I had a haunted toaster myself.

@baileymcmillan4822

7y↑25

i think this is the first foamy episode i ever saw waaay back in the day

@bifftop_johnny

7y↑4

Same here!! Memories

@CamoGuy76239

43w↑3

This is how the internet was supposed to be: unapologetically weird and entertaining; God I miss the those days...

@Adam-bb4cc

3y↑9

I miss these "Invader Zim" esque episodes.

@Mimikins

8y↑19

Yum yum yum, human hand.

I wanna make that my ringtone.

@CrimsonNick171

3y↑1

That toaster alone could make someone's afternoon.

@saskia_

4y↑2

I forgot about Foamy for a few years but today the thought of this particular episode shot through my head like an aneurysm and I'm so happy I remembered it. This is my favorite episode, it's so good

@therealchealseay

10y↑52

I wonder what would happen if you put in a pop tart

@kevinnorwood8782

5y↑1

The Chocolate Goth My guess is that you'd get a doughnut of some kind, but that's just me.

@bezoticallyyours83

4y↑1

Hmm? Maybe you'd get rye bread?

@tyrant1384

4y↑1

But what flavor of pop tart ?

@therealchealseay

4y↑1

@@tyrant1384 smores flavor... duh

@RacingStripeAV

10y↑14

This was the episode that got me into the whole series. :D

@alucard624

It was this one and the "Demon Begone!!" episodes that made me a fan for life. I still crack up at both of them to this day.

@YinDragon665

10y↑8

Still one of my favorite foamy episodes.

@boldbearings

6y↑2

Still my fav episode.
That guitar roll in the back is magic.

@Hina368

12y↑3

I love how foamy says Amytiville the second time! 0:06

@Dragongirlwaifu

11y↑5

I wish there was a download link for the guitar riff, I could listen to it for hours

@TheKalZul

10w↑1

This Nostalgia is needed today. I am glad to still be a Foamy Card Cult carrying member.

@Wyrm30

3y↑1

I guess this was one of the few videos that survived the purge. Awesome.

@jamesl7709

9y↑5

I loved following this series when it appeared on Newgrounds. This was my fave episode, I had to see if it still existed.

@thesongetdown

same here

@cmatrix4761

10y↑9

lol it took longer to get back sliced pork chops than a toasted human hand. WAY longer.

@PokeMasterKelly

1y↑1

i found myself singing the amityville toaster bit and had to come back here <3

@LokiScarletWasHere

3y↑1

Foamy's song at the end still makes me giggle as much as it did back when this was still a SWF on Newgrounds.

@HaddaClu

2y↑6

An oldie but a goodie. I'm glad this showed up on my youtube home page this morning; it brought a smile and fond memories of binging these vids.

@onivapor3432

3y↑3

Favorite episode but after watching I started to realize...

48 secs from white to wheat toast.
56 secs from pumpernickel to blueberry muffin.......

So how long does it take from wheat toast to pumpernickel???

Food for thought

@jojohaj1087

4y↑1

I love these! They never get old! Keep em coming please and thank you!

@MrSomethingElse

50w

You were my first friend during the late 90s, when the internet was still cool... I am so squeeeeee happy to find you again!

@kiitycatmeeow4882

8y↑3

OMG!! The best episode!!

@kaycarter9955

9y↑3

"Yum Yum Yum. Human hand!"

@anastasialeonard9483

17w

Every time I scroll through movie and see amityville horror I just hear that song instantly, almost 20 years later. So here I am!

@mrs.alucard6669

2y↑1

This is still one of my favorite Foamy cartoons, my dad and I watch it every Halloween (which is also his birthday, lucky him)!

@kevins.4185

10y↑4

I want this toaster....the stuff i'd test in it....would probably kill me.

@mewwew411

10y↑7

Now what happens when I put a human hand in it?

@Shizuka564

10y↑4

the whole corpse maybe?

@MrJoeyWheeler

9y↑8

You get a toasty cake.

@mewwew411

9y↑2

Damian Freeman Oh boi :D

@ZeldaMaster285

12y↑1

Arguably the best video of the series.

@badmaw7073

44w

20 years old and its still great

@tirdaelynbieshahn532

10y↑7

Wonder what a pop tart would give you.

@MrJoeyWheeler

10y

A pop tart probably produces Swiss Cheese or something.

@praxisxww6686

5y↑6

What happens when you put an English muffin in there or Pop-Tart

@MajorTeag

Oooh, never thought about an English muffin. Could be anything really. Could also try a frozen pancake. Probably be a toasted human foot. I can imagine Foamy, Germaine, or both spending a day just testing out everything they could.

@SarcasticPossum

6y↑1

It's 2018 and this is still my favorite episode.

@itashious

10y↑1

they need to do an extended version of this video its amazing

@shagohod666

9y↑3

what would happen if you put the pork chops back in?

@MrEyes-xh4bb

5y↑6

i was looking for a jontron video but i got this masterpiece

@zaciroth

I'm watching this a crap ton of years later and it is still amazing

@bleakautomaton4808

3y↑1

How nice to see this episode again

@darthbomb

10y↑7

What if you put in pretzel bread?

@shawnalley1096

10y↑7

You get a redhead lol.

@daltonbecker4494

6y↑2

You get a slice of pound cake, maybe?

@TheInfestedPest

10y↑3

It's been 5 years. I need to know what the background song is! Tell us, Jim!!!

@Skylandersmaster106

10y

What is the song

@Pastel_Panda13

10y↑3

I think it's something like:
The Amityville toaster
Make breakfast spooky
Spooky talking toaster
Spooky eat me toast!
Yum yum yum
Human Hand

@TheInfestedPest

10y↑1

Andrea Brown No! XD The tune in the background! Don't make fun of my plight, stranger!!!

@Pastel_Panda13

10y↑1

I wasn't trying to!! I swear T~T

@TheInfestedPest

10y

XD I know. Just joking around.

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@flyingmintbunny1286

51w

God i missed this old series ❤

@lizardguyNA

12w

I remember this one from back in the Newgrounds days, my sister was really into this series and she knew I'd get a laugh out of this one.

@dfern809

10y↑4

113 minutes later a bagel becomes steaks

@dfern809

10y

Oops can't forget the 18 seconds

@dfern809

10y

Well fuck me... Pork chops, should really listen to the whole sentence first.

@cohenb18

5y↑1

This one was always my favorite short. Classic

@vsleepyx5255

This brings back memories from when i was super young, me and my friend used to watch this all the time lol

@CaptHayfever

14w

I just learned about the "Poe Toaster" & was disappointed that it wasn't something like this, but like the waffle gives you a toasted raven.

@nickibuckle6423

I haven't seen these is so long, takes me back. My sister and I still quote these to this day.

@MadameSomnambule

1y↑1

God it’s been a while since I saw this. Even funnier now than when I was 12. 😂

@kay7elephantz

11y

This was the first Foamy video I ever watched. My older sister showed it to me about 7 years ago. It's still one of my favorites!

@jasonjimerson7046

Maybe my favorite Foamy animation ever. Ten years old and still as funny as I saw it back then.

@weegeemike

2y↑1

I haven't watched foamy in 15 years and all of a sudden the thought of him blasted into my brain from the starry depths of the sky like someone put it in there. My best childhood friend first showed me this when we were kids back in like 2006. He passed away a couple of years ago....watching this reminds me of better simpler times....when all we were concerned about was who was going to get the Wii first (he did, fucker).

@AshGreen359

One of my all time favorite videos

@AnkitDasture

11 Years....
iLL WiLL has come a long way
Gr8 to see

@shyguy4no1

I still love this episode... I read the comic for the Amityville Toaster 2 but still want part 3.

@boldbearings

Watching in 2021.
I need more of this.

@mastercheifslayer300

13y

this would be an awsome holloween gift

@mistiwhitea4896

Foamy your timeless 11 years later and this is still funny!!!!😂🤣😂

@Dragonrider1227

6y↑2

This was one of my favorite shorts XD

@MarkEdwardRom

8y↑1

still a classic that makes me laugh even after so long. Long live Master Foamy!

@LolitaLover191

12y

welcome to the foamy cult :D i have been watching foamy sense i was about 9 and im 19 so ten years and it only gets better :D

@AshGreen359

4y↑1

My all time favorite episode.

@thisisbonkers

10y

This is still one of the best foamy shorts

@marlboroslim

5y↑2

Here 10 years and almost 3 years later. I was 13 years old watching this when I wasn’t supposed to. Now I can tho lmao

@TeamDreamhunter

10y↑2

It's been over five fucking years and I only just now noticed the background music.

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS

We need a sequel to this!!!!

@marlboroslim

16w

“the amityville toaster, makes breakfast spooky, spooky talkin toaster”

@SandraSoapbox

I watch this stuff since college. Now that's I'm approaching my early 40s, I just want that toaster and think of the pennies I'll be saving on wheat bread.
Also waxing nostalgia of the days before Youtube.

@Deaths666Courier

5y↑1

Every like 3-4 months my dad and I rewatched this since like 2010 lol

@UndeadGhostGirl

3y↑2

Makin SCPs before SCP was a thing.

@fforgottendreams

11y

Forever my favorite Foamy clip.

@phontex

6y↑2

Ok, so the next logical step in the sequence of experiments would naturally have to be...

"What do you get if you put a severed human hand in there?"

@Aflay1

50w

One of my favorite animated bits, to this day.

@gamerzero7735

8y↑2

I hope a strawberry frosted Pop Tart will get me a rare rib-eye steak.

@striker0

We need a Amytiville Toaster 2 to answer the age old question of what happens when you put a poptart in it. As well as rye bread, sourdough, english muffin, but mostly the poptart.

@laurazwags

12y↑1

The amytiville toaster!! Make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster. SPOOKY EATING TOAST! Yum yum yum... human hand.

@sunsky4549

Foamy was my hero throughout high school.

@HimesInu

13y

Best episode ever! I want this toaster!

@IveGotALovelyBunchOfCoconuts

13y

This is one of my favorites

@julo514

4y↑1

Man this brings back memories

@sethroneen6630

11y

Quite possibly one of the greatest theoretical inventions ever concieved on this show...or anywhere else for that matter. Me, I would totally stock up on bagels!

@MCRmyGirl4eva

11y

This is easily my favorite episode.

@bubbz1324

13y

the first episode of foamy the squirrel ive ever seen, epic

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