So Much Better
Eminem Lyrics

You fucking cunt
Insulting the person with vulgarity

Pick up the god damn phone
Asking the person to answer the call

Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
Asking where the person was on Tuesday and with whom

I wasn't at the studio bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre?
Denying being in the studio and accusing the person of cheating with Dre

You went there looking for me? Boo, that excuse is too lame
Dismissing the person's excuse for going to the studio

Keep playin' me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
Warning the person of consequences of deception

You fake, lying slut, you never told me you knew Drake
Calling the person a fake and a liar for not disclosing knowledge of Drake

And Lupe? You wanna lose two legs?
Threatening to harm the person through a reference to Lupe Fiasco's music video 'The Show Goes On'

You tryin' to flip this on me?
Accusing the person of trying to hold him accountable for something

If I spent more time with you, you say
Anticipating the person's response to spending more time together

"Okay, yeah, and I'm cuckoo eh?" Well, screw you
Mocking the person's potential response and insulting them further

And I'll be the third person who screwed you today
Referencing how three people had already taken advantage of the person and insulting them further

But you're too two-faced for me
Accusing the person of being two-faced

Thought you was my number one true blue ace, but you ain't
Expressing disappointment in the person for not being loyal

And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face
Dismissing the person's emotional manipulation

'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
Ending the conversation

You make my fuckin' Bluetooth ache
Suggesting that the person is causing physical pain by talking on the phone

You're feeling blue? Too late
Dismissing the person's sadness

Go smurf yourself, you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid
Insulting the person with a play on words (reference to the Smurfs) and expressing disgust

Here's what you say to someone you hate
Introducing the chorus that expresses his hatred for the person

My life would be so much better If you just dropped dead (dead)
Expressing how much better his life would be without the person (repeated throughout the chorus)

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Attributing his emotional distress to the person

Hop on the freeway, tryna get some time alone and just think
Seeking solitude to process his emotions

'Til the cops pulled me over but they let me go 'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk 'Cause that bitch drove me to drink
Recounting how he almost got into legal trouble while driving under the influence, blaming the person for his state of mind

I'm back on my "fuck hoes", with a whole new hatred for blondes
Reverting to his promiscuous tendencies and hating all women, including blondes (who he previously dated)

But bias? I hate all bitches the same baby, come on
Asserting that his hatred for all women is not biased towards one type

Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement
Apologizing for the pun and acknowledging that 'bitch' is a broad term for women

And I am channelin' my anger through every single station it's on
Using music as an outlet for his anger

'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art / 'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts / And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?
Explaining why he is so angry at women: because of the emotional pain caused by one (perhaps the person he is addressing)

Bitch, guess it's time for me to get the dust off / And pick myself up off the carpet
Using a metaphor for getting over someone and moving on

But I'll never say the L-word again / I lo-lo-lo-lo lesbian, ah
Swearing off the word 'love' and joking about being a lesbian to get over women

I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Wishing death upon the person

And I'ma have a whale of a time / Being a single sailor for the night, bitch, on a scale of / One to ten shit, I must be the Holy Grail of / Catches, hoe, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (De La)
Acknowledging that he will enjoy being single and boasting about his fame and award-winning status

I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor- / Made for me, say "fuck it", kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
Explaining how he will enjoy his singledom: by hooking up with someone at the club and getting drunk

These bitches tryna get attached but they're failin' / To latch onto the tail of my bumper / They're scratching at the back of my trailer like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Describing how women are trying to cling to him, but he's not interested in a relationship

Yeah, I'm rich as a bitch, but bitches ain't shit / I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Asserting that, despite his wealth, he does not value women and would rather abandon them

Bitch, you complain when you listen to this / But you still throw yourself at me / That's what I call pitchin' a bitch
Accusing the person of hypocrisy and still pursuing him despite their complaints

That's why I'm swinging at these chicks on sight / Long as I got a bat and two balls, it's foul, but my dick's on strike
Reflecting on his violent tendencies towards women and making a crude joke about his libido

So all that love shit is null and void, bitch, I'm a droid / I avoid Cupid, stupid, wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Expressing his lack of emotions and reliance on sexual pleasure to avoid heartbreak

Oi oi oi, man oh man, you boy boy boy's / Getting sick at these girls, girls, girls / Oink, oink, oink
Making animal noises (oinks) to further degrade women as sexual objects

You fucking pigs, all you're good for is doink, doink, doink
Insulting women (again) as sexual objects

I got ninety-nine problems and the bitch ain't one / She's all ninety-nine of 'em I need a machine gun / I take 'em all out (all out), I hope you hear this song / And go into a cardiac arrest / Have a heart attack and just drop dead
Repeating how much he hates the person and wishing death upon them

And I'ma throw a fucking party after this, 'cause yes
Celebrating the hypothetical death of the person (ironic, given his previous line about never using the word 'love' again)

I'm just playin', bitch, you know I love you
Admitting that he is joking and that he does not really love the person (sarcastically)