Taxi Driver
Gym Class Heroes Lyrics

I took cutie for a ride in my death cab
I drove a girl in my car and that experience was so intense that it felt like we were driving towards death.

She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab
After the ride, the girl kissed me and I left her at a place where methamphetamine is produced illegally.

Before she left she made a dashboard confessional
Before leaving, the girl shared her deep dark secrets with me while sitting in the car.

And spilled her guts in cursive but what's worse is
She expressed her feelings in writing, which made it even more intense and deep.

I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate
I could not forget her beautiful eyes and the memory of the ride felt like a beautiful summer day.

Oh my and in a funny way it irritates
The memories of the ride and the girl irritated me in a funny way.

So high but no chance
Despite being high on drugs, I knew deep down that there was no chance for me and the girl.

My little chemical romance left a bad taste in my mouth
My brief relationship with the girl left a sour feeling in my mouth.

But I approached her like hey Mercedes why the long face
When I saw the girl sad, I tried to make her feel better by jokingly asking her why she looked sad.

Why you crying? there's no need
I asked the girl why she was crying and tried to reassure her that there was no need to cry.

Just throw on this coheed and fall out boy meets girl jimmy eat world
To distract her from her sadness, I suggested some bands and songs that she might like.

But Schlep eats pills till he's all out
A person named Schlep takes pills until there are none left.

Not once not twice she was thrice times a lady
The girl was so amazing that calling her a lady one or two times was not enough and I had to say it three times.

Actin' all brand new, but I had to
The girl was behaving as if she was new or unfamiliar to me, but I had to keep interacting with her.

Bounce over to the postal services to
I had to quickly go to the post office.

Pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness
I had to pick up pills that calm my nervousness.

And on the way I saw planes and mistook'em for stars
While driving, I saw some planes and thought they were stars.

She played games but she took em too far
The girl played some games, but she went too far with them.

At the drive in
I went to a drive-in movie theater.

Watching soft porn and you could tell
While at the drive-in theater, I was watching some soft pornography which was obvious to others.

By the trail of the dead, that there was something in the popcorn
There was something strange in the popcorn which was hinted by a trail of dead things.

Hopped back in my cab destination midtown
I quickly got back into my car and drove towards midtown.

Just to get up with some kids that like to get down
I went to meet some kids who like to party and dance.

I made my rounds and that was that
I went to various places to meet people, and that was the end of that story.

In between the frowns, the scraps and heart attacks
In the midst of negative experiences like frowns, disagreements, and heart attacks, I had an intense ride with a girl.

And I remember I seen her ass in early November
I remember seeing the girl in early November.

On a Thursday taking back Sunday for a refund
I remember seeing the girl on a Thursday, when she was returning a product called 'Taking Back Sunday' and demanding a refund.

She shot a wink like no hard feelings
The girl gave me a wink, which conveyed that she didn't have any hard feelings towards me.

Then she jetted to Brazil man them pills had me spun
Then the girl left for Brazil, while I was under the influence of the pills.

This is the story of the year right here
This is an intense and unforgettable story of the year.

This is hot water music
This story is full of intense and passionate moments.

Put ya ramen into it
Invest yourself fully into this story and experience its intensity.