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"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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(This Song's Just) Six Words Long This song is just six words long This song is just…
12.Genius In France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm…
A Complicated Song Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece…
Achy Breaky Song You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some…
Addicted To Spuds Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes B…
Airline Amy Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She s…
Albuquerque Way back when I was just a little bitty boy…
Alimony Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as…
All About The Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh - huh, yeah Uhh,…
Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't…
Amish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my…
Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, …
Another One Rides The Bus Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was…
Another Tattoo Beautiful tats All over my back Makes me so proud I'm gon…
Attack Of The Radioactive Hams They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks…
Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel …
Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station…
Bob I, man, am regal a German am I Never odd or…
Bohemian Polka Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a…
Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane. Couple Briti…
Buy Me A Condo Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a…
Cable TV I used to think my life was so empty I used…
Callin' In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just…
Canadian Idiot Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Don't want to be…
Captain Underpants Theme Song Are you worried about impending doom? Those evil villains go…
Cavity Search Listenin' to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in …
Christmas It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The s…
Close But No Cigar Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kiss…
CNR Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man…
Confession Part III Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought …
Constipated Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece…
Couch Potato Look, if you had, one shot To sit on your lazy…
Craigslist Whoa, yeah You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu With automatic dri…
Dare To Be Stupid Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for…
Dare to Be Stupid (instrumental) Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for…
Do I Creep You Out I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But…
Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office And I really…
Don't Download This Song Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To…
Don't Wear Those Shoes I don't care if you wreck my car or shave…
Don't You Forget About Meat (parody of "don't you (forget about me)" by simple minds) H…
Dont Downlode This Song Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To…
E-Bay Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf T-V…
Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want…
Ebay Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf T-V…
Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane…
Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your…
First World Problems My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take…
Foil I never seem to finish all my food So I always…
Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwar…
Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let…
Fun Zone Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People occasional…
Gandhi II Announcer: Next week on U62... Announcer: He's back Announ…
Generic Blues I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said…
Genius In France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm…
George Of The Jungle George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be A…
Germs Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one…
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin'…
Good Enough For Now Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on…
Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was…
Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gott…
Grapefruit Diet Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I…
Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name…
Handy First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling …
Happy Birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy…
Happy Birthday (Placebo Records version, 2005 Stereo remix) Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy bi…
Happy Birthday ) Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy…
Hardware Store Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (…
Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bi…
Headline News Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore…
Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's…
Hooked On Polkas [State Of Shock] You're takin' to me good, Just like you k…
Hot Rocks Polka If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it…
I Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was…
I Can't Watch This I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch…
I Lost on Jeopardy Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national T…
I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to…
I Remeber Larry Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well,…
I Think I'm a Clone Now Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What…
I Want A New Duck Whoa oh I want a new duck One that won't try to…
I Was Only Kidding When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd…
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's…
I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And…
I'm So Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you…
If That Isn't Love Ooh yeah, oh I'm your shelter from the storm you'll know…
Im a Wigga I wear fake gold to make up for my little…
Inactive I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza…
Isle Thing Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made…
It's All About the Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh - huh, yeah Uhh,…
It's Still Billy Joel to Me What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell…
I’ll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And…
Jackson Park Express Tuesday morning, 8:15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Pa…
Jerry Springer It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin'…
Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And…
King of Suede There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thi…
Lame Claim To Fame One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Onc…
Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a…
Let Me Be Your Hog Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now…
Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it…
Livin' In The Fridge There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know wha…
Living With a Hernia All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk…
Melanie Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he…
Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve…
Mission Statement We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest…
Money For Nothing/ Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Lis…
Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here peopl…
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most…
Mr. Popeil I need a vegematic! I need a pocket fisherman! I need a…
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no…
My Bologna Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package…
My Bologna (Capitol Records single version) Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package…
My Bologna ) Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package…
My Own Eyes I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie…
Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrif…
Now That's What I Call Polka! We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never…
Ode to a Superhero Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary J…
One More Minute Ah Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave m…
One Of Those Days Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss…
Pancreas Ooh ooh ooh ee-ooh ooh ooh Ah ah ah ah…
Party at the Leper Colony Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you…
Party In The CIA I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple…
Perform This Way My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a…
Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're…
Polka Face Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh…
Polka Party You could have a big dipper Going up and down all…
Polka Power Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I…
Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love Yes,…
Polkamon Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat, Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowk…
Polkarama! Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's…
Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from…
Pretty Fly (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya…
Ricky Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine…
Ringtone Once, not very long ago I was respected, I was popular But…
Rocky XIII Theme Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too…




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