Alimony
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)





I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)

Overall Meaning

"Weird Al" Yankovic's song Alimony is about a man who is devastated by his ex-wife's demands for alimony payments. He is living in poverty, trying to work three jobs to pay off his debts, while she is living comfortably with everything she took from him. The lyrics describe the man's frustration and anger towards his ex-wife, who he believes has taken everything from him with the "gift of grab." The man feels trapped, unable to escape his obligations to pay alimony to his ex-wife, while also being pursued by his lawyer for money he doesn't have.


The lyrics draw attention to the financial cost of divorce and the legal system that enforces alimony payments, often leaving men in a precarious financial situation. The song's tone is sarcastic and humorous, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation, as the man's ex-wife demands even his toothbrush as part of the alimony settlement.


Overall, "Alimony" is a commentary on the challenging and sometimes unreasonable demands that can come out of divorce settlements, leaving men (or women) feeling constrained by the financial obligations bestowed upon them.


Line by Line Meaning

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
She is approaching now and demanding her alimony


Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
She is exhausting me of all my money and resources


Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
I am obligated to work multiple jobs just to remain in debt


Well, first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest
Initially, she took my savings, followed by my living space


I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I exclaimed agreement or confirmation multiple times


'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony) My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
She claimed alimony on my assets like my house, car, shoes, and even toothbrush


Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony) Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I express regret and lament that she received alimony, as she is unfairly quick at claiming it


I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)
I am emphasizing the state of my financial debt


Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
My lawyer is contacting me to extract as much money from me as possible, knowing I have almost nothing left


Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah Then she took me for everything, yeah everything She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)
Initially, I accepted her in good and bad times, yet she didn't hesitate to leave me in financial ruins by seizing whatever she could


Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony) I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
I have no cash reserves or savings, and this financial instability is not a funny matter


The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony) My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I claim that I have mailed the alimony but wish for my ex-spouse and lawyer to be less demanding


Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah) Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I repeatedly plead for my alimony to be fulfilled, whether it's imminent or awaits a lawsuit, and sing along to its high-pitched chorus


(cash register "ching")
The sound of a cash register signifies another alimony payment


(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony) Come on, come on, come on Alimony, alimony, alimony Bleed me dry (alimony)
I keep shouting 'alimony' in exasperation, while also alerting the listener how it has financially drained me


I said no (no), oh no (no) No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)
I reply in negation several times




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: ALFRED MATTHEW YANKOVIC, BO GENTRY, BOBBY BLOOM, RICHARD ROSENBLATT, RITCHIE CORDELL, TOMMY JAMES

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