Dare To Be Stupid
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
Stop what you're doing and pay attention to what I'm about to say.

It's time for us to join in the fight
We need to unite and work together to achieve a common goal.

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't discourage your children's dreams, let them pursue their passions.

It's time to let the bedbugs bite
Don't worry about the small, insignificant things in life, let them happen.

You better put all your eggs in one basket
Take risks and focus all of your efforts on one thing to increase your chances of success.

You better count your chickens before they hatch
Be prepared and anticipate potential outcomes before taking action.

You better sell some wine before it's time
Take advantage of opportunities while you still have the chance, don't wait until it's too late.

You better find yourself an itch to scratch
Discover what fulfills you and pursue it wholeheartedly.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Make the most of opportunities while you have the chance and don't get caught doing it.

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Do something ridiculous or foolish just for the sake of doing it.

Talk with your mouth full
Break the norm and go against expected behavior.

Bite the hand that feeds you
Don't conform to societal expectations and go against those who try to control or limit you.

Bite on more than you chew
Take on challenges that are bigger than what you're used to and push yourself to the limit.

What can you do
Challenge yourself to try new things and think outside the box to achieve success.

Dare to be stupid
Encouragement to not be afraid to do things that may seem foolish or unconventional in order to achieve success.

Take some wooden nickles
Take risks and be willing to lose something small in order to achieve something greater.

Look for Mr. Goodbar
Look for happiness and fulfillment in unexpected places or things.

Get your mojo working now
Find your motivation and use it to achieve success.

I'll show you how
I'll provide guidance and support in achieving success.

You can turn the other cheek
Choose to forgive and let go of grudges in order to move forward.

You can just give up the ship
Choose to quit or give up on something when it's not worth continuing.

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Do things that are unconventional or frowned upon by society without fear of judgement.

Come on and dare to be stupid
Encouragement to take risks and not be afraid of failure or ridicule.

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
Take small issues or challenges and blow them out of proportion in order to spark action and attention.

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
It's time to move past past mistakes and focus on the present and future.

Now it's time for crying in your beer
It's time to let loose and relax after a hard day or week.

Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
Conform to societal expectations and pursue a traditional family life.

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Conform to societal expectations and purchase items that are considered practical and acceptable.

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
Enjoy life to the fullest, even if it means going against societal expectations or using up all your resources.

It's like spitting on a fish
Doing something pointless or meaningless.

It's like barking up a tree
Trying to achieve something that is unlikely or impossible to achieve.

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free
Sometimes, in order to achieve something or get something for free, you have to make an initial investment.

Burn your candle at both ends
Work hard and play hard, even if it means sacrificing sleep or rest time.

Look a gift horse in the mouth
Be wary of or critical of gifts or good things that come to you, as they may not be as beneficial as they seem.

Mashed potatoes can be your friends
Find joy and happiness in unexpected or simple things in life.

You can be a coffee achiever
Find your motivation and success in tangible, everyday things.

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
Find joy and comfort in simple, mundane activities and entertainment.

The future's up to you
Take control of your life and future by making your own decisions and taking responsibility for your actions.

So what you gonna do
What actions will you take to achieve your goals and aspirations?

Shout it out loud
Express yourself and your ideas loudly and boldly, without fear or hesitation.

I can't hear you
Encouragement to speak up and express yourself more forcefully.

OK, I can hear you now
Acknowledgement of your voice and opinion, and willingness to listen.

We can be stupid all night
Continue to take risks, be unconventional, and enjoy the moment without fear of judgement or ridicule.