Fat
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, ho
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)




And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

Overall Meaning

"Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Fat" is an almost faithful parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad." "Fat" features "Weird Al's" self-deprecating humor, as he sings about his large size and weight. The song starts with "Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you." He continues to sing, "The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite." Weird Al pokes fun at himself in a lighthearted manner, as he discusses how his zippers and buckles can't keep up with him, and his weight can make the pavement crack. In the chorus, he repeats the phrase "I'm fat" several times, and warns people not to call him "pudgy, portly, or stout." He declares that he is "the only one who gets a tan" when he is at the beach, and warns people to give him plenty of space if they see him coming their way.


Line by Line Meaning

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
My physique is comparable to yours


Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
You better be careful lest I sit on you


The word is out, better treat me right
I am renowned and ought to be treated appropriately


'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
I have significant amounts of fat


Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
I'd like a ham sandwich with whole wheat, if possible


My zippers bust, my buckles break
My clothing struggles to contain me


I'm too much man for you to take
You cannot handle the massiveness of my physique


The pavement cracks when I fall down
My weight is enough to cause harm


I've got more chins than Chinatown
I possess an excessive number of chins


Well, I've never used a phone booth
I never used a phone booth before


And I've never seen my toes
I am unable to see my toes due to my size


When I'm goin' to the movies
When I go to the movies


I take up seven rows
I occupy an immense amount of space


Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
I'm excessively large and fat


(Fat, fat, really really fat)
I have immense amounts of body fat


You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
You are aware that I'm very overweight


Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Do not use those adjectives to describe me


Just now tell me once again who's fat
Please say it again that I'm fat


When I walk out to get my mail
When I go to get my mail


It measures on the Richter scale
My weight causes seismic activity


Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm able to tan at the beach


I'm the only one who gets a tan
I am the only one getting a tan


If I have one more pie a la mode
If I eat one more pie with ice cream on top


I'm gonna need my own zip code
I'll require my unique address number


When you're only having seconds
When you take a second helping


I'm having twenty-thirds
I consume an overly excessive quantity of servings


When I go to get my shoes shined
When I visit the shoe shiner


I gotta take their word
I take their word for it


Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
I am indeed excessively large


And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
My shadow is sizable and weighs much more than expected


Lemme tell you once again who's fat
Once more, allow me to say that I'm fat


If you see me comin' your way
When you see me approaching you


Better give me plenty space
You ought to make room for me


If I tell you that I'm hungry
When I say that I'm in dire need of food


Then won't you feed my face
Please provide me with sufficient nourishment


Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
When I relax and hang around at home


I really sit around the house
I truly hang around at home much of the time


You know, you know, you know, come on
You are aware, and thereof, let's go, come on


And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
I am plenty of people on my own due to my size


You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
You surely know that I possess a large amount of body mass


You know I'm fat, you know, ho
You well know that I am quite the fat person


And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
The whole world knows of my fatness, and I am content with it


Just tell me once again who's fat
Say again who possesses an abundance of body fat




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: MICHAEL JACKSON

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Comments from YouTube:

@leokimvideo

I'm absolutely sure Mike Myers Fat Bastard is inspired from this incredible parody

@NetMoverSitan

Which likely also lead to Shrek.

@user-oq8ur8eq6e

@NetMoverSitan So we can safely say that Weird Al helped create Shrek

@TheDemocrab

@7 03 That...explains so much.

@robynrees9686

Haaaaaaaaaa made my day

@amberm1036

Hi Leokimvideo

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@fluffyrock2345

As a fat person, I can confirm we break out into this specific song when you call us fat

@danilosan143

U say u FAT person with the name fluffy in it..? 4 real..? Yeah oki sure..

U said it..

😂^^

@GarrettsYoGuy

you know it!

@zamasu5941

Same

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