White & Nerdy
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

They see me mowin' my front lawn
People observe me tending to the grass on the front of my house

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy
I can sense that they all believe me to be very pale and uncool

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I suspect that they consider me to be excessively Caucasian and geeky

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Do you not see that I am indeed of the Caucasian race and possess nerdy interests?

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
Observe me, for I am very pale and exhibit behaviors commonly associated with nerds

I wanna roll with the gangstas
I aspire to hang out with the tough guys

But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy
Unfortunately, thus far, they deem me too Caucasian and geeky to join their group

First in my class here at M-I-T
I secured the top spot in my academic program at Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Got skills, I'm a champion at D and D
I possess abilities that make me the best at the game Dungeons and Dragons

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
The Dutch artist, M.C. Escher, is my most favored music artist

Keep you're forty, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
I do not desire an alcoholic beverage, I would rather sip on a hot cup of Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary
The wheels on my car do not rotate rather, they are stationary

All of my action figures are cherry
Every single toy figurine in my collection is in mint condition, never removed from the packaging

Stephen Hawking's in my library
I have a copy of Professor Stephen Hawking's book in my personal library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
My profile on the social media website MySpace is customized and modified

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Many individuals plead with me to include them in my top eight friends on MySpace

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
I have memorized the constant number pi up to one thousand decimal places

Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I do not have dental jewelry but I am still wearing braces on my teeth

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Whenever I order sandwiches, they come with a healthy dose of mayonnaise

I'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I play for days
I am extremely skilled at the video game Minesweeper and could play it for extended periods of time

Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
If you witness my impressive physical moves, you are sure to remain impressed

My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
I type so rapidly that it could result in causing a fire

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
I have been successful in using every excellent application available

At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
I am the best in my class at the programming language Pascal

Do vector calculus just for fun
I enjoy solving problems related to vector calculus as a pastime

I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (What?)
While I do not possess a weapon, I have a soldering gun typically used in electronic repairs

Happy Days is my favorite theme song
The opening tune from Happy Days television series is my preferred theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I am confident that I can beat anyone at table tennis

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I am so knowledgeable that I will confidently pass any quiz testing my trivial understanding

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
I possess an extensive knowledge of not only the programming language JavaScript but also the fictional language Klingon

You see me roll on my Segway
You may have observed me cruising on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy
I am sure that they have concluded that I am quite Caucasian and academically rigorous

But, oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy
At this point, it is clear that I am without a doubt incessantly pale and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em
I invest time into reviewing the panels and pages of X-Men comic books as I have a collection of them

The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
I have an attachment to the pens that I carry around and must ensure they do not get lost or damaged

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
I own a keyboard that is designed for comfort and it never fails to entertain me

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I spend time searching the internet for good discounts on writable storage devices

I edit Wikipedia
I contribute to the online encyclopedia that is Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I have memorized the comedy film 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' so perfectly that I could recite it at this very moment and make you roll on the floor laughing

I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I run a website creation company that I am being approached by my friends when they require coding assistance

I do H-T-M-L for 'em all
I provide assistance to my friends in HTML programming

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
Such is my passion for web design that I created a website for my canine pet

I got myself a fanny pack
I own a small bag worn on the waist that is particularly fashionable in the 1980s and 1990s.

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
The retail store The Gap had a discount on certain products.

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
I enjoy spending my evenings playing with air-filled plastic bubble packing material.

Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I am opening the bubble wrap to experience the sensation of popping them, but desire that nobody witnesses my fixation.

I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream
I am an extremely intense nerd, excessively pale to the extent that I'm comparable to sour cream.

I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team
I was a member of the audio-visual club, singing club, and I even participated in the chess team.

Only question I ever thought was hard Was 'Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?'
The most complex and difficult choice I ever had to make was deciding which Star Trek captain I prefer from the Original Series James T. Kirk or Star Trek: Next Generation's Jean-Luc Picard.

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Every weekend I attend a fair held in which activities and theme centers around Europe in the middle ages.

Got my name on my underwear
My name is inscribed on the undergarments I wear.

They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so White and nerdy
People see me walking and are unable to resist laughing, and rolling their eyes due to my paleness and nerdy behavior.

Just because I'm white and nerdy
The only reason that people perceive me to be excessively white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy
The entire reason as to why individuals ridicule or target me is because of my nerdy and excessively pale characteristics

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
I would like to engage in bowling activities with the notorious or intimidating individuals

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I believe they judge me to be excessively Caucasian and bookish

How'd I get so white and nerdy?
What is the reason I have become such a pale and bookish individual?