Dinosaur
:::: Ke$ha :::: Lyrics

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
You're an outdated, old-fashioned relic of the past.

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
You're so ancient that you should be extinct.

An O-L-D M-A-N, you're just an old man
You're an elderly person who behaves inappropriately towards younger people.

Hitting on me, what?
You're making advances even though it's clear that I'm not interested.

You need a CAT scan
Your behavior is so strange that it requires medical attention.

Old man, why are you starin' at me?
You're being creepy by staring at me and my friends.

Mack on me and my friends, it's kinda creepy
You're attempting to flirt with me and my friends, and it's making us uncomfortable.

You should be prowling around the old folks home
You should be spending time with people your own age at a retirement home.

Come on, dude, leave us alone
Please stop bothering us and go away.

At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
Initially, we found your behavior to be disgusting.

We saw that you were like a billion
We realized that you were extremely old.

And still out tryin' to make a killin'
You're still trying to pick up young people, even though it's inappropriate.

Get back to the museum
You should go back to where you belong - in a place that displays historical artifacts.

Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
You're so outdated that you might as well be from another era.

Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, ha
You're a relic of the past, and it's comical to see you try to keep up with the times.

Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it
You're interested in me for sexual reasons, which is inappropriate given our age difference.

Not long till you're a senior citizen
You're close to reaching the age where you'll be considered a senior citizen.

And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
You'll have to rely on an oxygen tank to sustain your life, which isn't very attractive.

Honey, your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Your attempt to hide your baldness with a toupee is failing miserably.

Get up and go, bro
You should leave and find another younger person to hit on.

Oh, wait you're fossilized, ha
Your behavior is reminiscent of a long-dead era, like a fossil.

You sit down, buy me a Martini
You're trying to buy my affection with alcohol.

Won't go away, my hints aren't sinking
Even though I'm not interested, you're not taking the hint and leaving me alone.

Hey, you say, wanna come with me?
You're attempting to invite me to go somewhere with you, which is inappropriate given our age difference.

I'm about to barf, seriously
Your advances are actually making me feel nauseated.

D-I-N-O-S-A, that's what you are, ha
You're a relic of the past that should be extinct like a dinosaur.