The Happy Song
[unknown] Lyrics

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
Every year, we mark the occasion with silly accessories and disposable dinnerware.

the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
Acknowledging the achievement of completing another orbit around the sun.

(gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
Gasping, the entire family comes together, exchanging presents and sharing laughter.

we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Expressing our happiness by singing a lighthearted and playful tune.

Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Celebrating your birthday, as you have reached another year of life.

Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Congratulating you on reaching another milestone, but reminding you that there's still more to experience.

Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
Wishing you a happy birthday while acknowledging that you may not have achieved significant accomplishments.

But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.
Although you haven't accomplished much, the fact that you've survived another year is reason to be content.

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
Raising a toast to your declining physical well-being, while hoping you don't dwell on it.

your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Recognizing that as the years pass, the likelihood of achieving fame and wealth diminishes.

Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
Does it seem like you're stuck in a repetitive cycle of mundane activities: eating, resting, and going through the motions?

and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Yearning for a future where your life becomes more fulfilling and joyful.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Extending birthday wishes while questioning the significance of your accomplishments.

Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Amidst the celebrations, teasingly remarking on your gradual weight gain.

Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Acknowledging that life may become more challenging and less exciting from this point onward.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
Encouraging you not to dwell on the idea that your most fulfilling years have already passed.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
Speculating that if cryogenics were accessible to all, you could freeze yourself like Walt Disney and potentially live forever.

But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
However, reality dictates that your time is limited, and this is the only existence you will experience.

and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Even though your life hasn't concluded, there are moments when you may wish it would come to an end.

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Sending birthday wishes while acknowledging your desire for greater financial resources.

Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Humorously recognizing that your life may be filled with sadness to the point where it becomes comical.

Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
Celebrating your birthday while questioning how much more you can endure.

But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
However, your friends are eager to eat, so simply go ahead and slice the birthday cake.

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
Repeatedly conveying birthday wishes to the person.

(muttering) Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob, Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!
Mumbling various names, including Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangaroo, Bob, and a name beginning with 'G,' with the intention of continuing the song in an entertaining and improvisational manner.