Hæmoriden
Ørkenens Sønner Lyrics

The lyrics of Ørkenens Sønner's song Hæmoriden talk about a man who had a painful hemorrhoid. The lyrics suggest that despite the pain, the location of the hemorrhoid is not mentioned out of sensitivity. The man had trouble when he had to go to the bathroom, and it was also painful for him when he refrained from doing so. He tried different methods to relieve the pain, such as using ointments and methods like using a cheese slicer on the area to remove it. Regardless of his methods, the hemorrhoid did not go away, and it became a part of him.

The color of the song changes when the man finds an advertisement in the newspaper that promised a better life through yoga. The man took the advertisement seriously and began practicing yoga. He improved his mental strength and physical flexibility by continuing with yoga and abstaining from foods. His hard work paid off when, a year later, he bit off his hemorrhoid during a sexual encounter.

The song seems like a light-hearted and humorous take on a serious health condition. The lyrics suggest that the man's efforts to cure himself were futile until he found a healthier method. The song also shows the power of advertising and promises of a brighter future can have a profound impact on people, even if it means doing something unconventional like yoga.