Brainstorm
●Arctic Monkeys Lyrics


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Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangly comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
And ties combination

Well see ya later Innovator!

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
Cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be sayin' "Use me"
Show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
You're our rendezvous rate
Means you'll never be frightened
To make em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the un-forcasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, Collected and Commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You hit the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
I bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept cause you've stolen their...

Thunder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes of your t-shirt
And ties combination





Well see ya later
Innovator

Overall Meaning

The opening lines of Arctic Monkeys' song Brainstorm are directed towards someone named Brian, who is praised for his effortless manner. However, it seems that the praise might not be completely sincere, as the lyrics question whether Brian is putting everyone else under his spell. The reference to Brian's t-shirt and tie combination suggests that he might be more style than substance, and the chorus repeats the idea that he is a smooth operator who has everyone wrapped around his finger.


The second verse touches on the idea that Brian is a ladies' man, with some wanting to kiss him and others wanting to kick him. The singer suggests that Brian is so smooth that he could slip through any net, and that he has already set his sights on a woman who doesn't realize she's already his. The reference to a Jacuzzi and rendezvous rate implies that Brian is a player who knows how to charm and seduce.


The final section of the song returns to the idea of Brian being a storm or force of nature, with the lyrics describing him as calm, collected, and commanding. The use of the phrase "you've stolen their thunder" suggests that Brian is someone who can take the spotlight away from anyone else, and the final lines repeat the chorus and bid him farewell.


Overall, the lyrics of Brainstorm seem to be a satirical take on the idea of a charismatic and confident figure who has everyone under his spell. The references to style over substance, smooth talking, and seduction all add up to a portrait of someone who might not be as impressive as they appear.


Line by Line Meaning

Brian
The song is seemingly directed towards a person named Brian


Top marks for not trying
The singer is praising Brian for not appearing to put in too much effort


So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
The singer is being somewhat sarcastic, indicating that Brian's seeming lack of effort is actually impressive and makes others feel comforted in their own inadequacy


We're grateful and so strangely comforted
Despite the sarcasm, there is an element of sincere appreciation for Brian's abilities


And I wonder
The artist is beginning to question Brian's true intentions and abilities


Are you putting us under
The singer is suggesting that Brian's effortless performance is actually a way of showing off and putting others down


Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
Brian's clothing is particularly eye-catching and draws attention


And ties combination
The specific combination of t-shirt and tie is particularly noteworthy


Well see ya later Innovator!
This line seems to be directed sarcastically at Brian, suggesting that he is not as innovative as he thinks he is


Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There are both admirers and detractors of Brian's performance


There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Brian is particularly skilled and has a way of avoiding negative consequences


Or at least that's the impression I get
The artist is admitting that this is just their perception, rather than a fact


Cause you're smooth and you're wet
Brian has a particular slickness to his performance


And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
Brian is particularly good at seducing others


She'll be sayin' "Use me"
The person that Brian is seducing will be willing to do whatever he wants


Show me the Jacuzzi
Brian is seen as someone who has access to luxury and can offer it to others


I imagine that it's there on a plate
The other person doesn't even have to ask for it, Brian is so good at providing luxury experiences that they are always readily available


You're our rendezvous rate
Brian is someone that others seek out as a desirable partner


Means you'll never be frightened
Brian is not afraid to push boundaries and take risks


To make em wait for a while
Brian is happy to make others wait for him in order to build up anticipation and desire


I doubt it's your style
The artist is skeptical of whether Brian really has a particular style and way of doing things


Not to get what you set
Brian always gets what he wants


Out to acquire
Brian is always in the pursuit of something, whether it be material or immaterial


The eyes are on fire
Brian is very attractive and has a captivating presence


You are the un-forecasted storm
Brian is like a storm that takes people by surprise and upsets the status quo


(Brian)
The singer is reiterating that the song is addressed specifically to Brian


Calm, Collected and Commanding
Brian has an air of authority and is able to stay calm under pressure


You hit the other story standing
Brian is able to compete with others and stand out in a crowded field


With your renditions and jokes
Brian is particularly good at entertaining others


I bet there's hundreds of blokes
There are likely many men who envy Brian's success and popularity


That have wept cause you've stolen their...
Brian has taken something away from these men, though what exactly is unclear


Thunder
This line is left intentionally unfinished, but it implies that Brian has replicated or surpassed something that others have done




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@geraldkent1171

It was a pleasure to record this in 1976, Total experience Studios. Belita Woods and Lamont Johnson killed the vocals. Should have been released as a single...I played guitar and high background vocals. Chuck Overton, fine sax.... BABY MAKIN' MUSIC FASHO! Greetings from Metro Detroit.

@FSCCEO

Thank you!

@woodwardentertainment3911

Thank you for being a part of one of my favorite Gold School songs

@Istoproductions

Wow, incredible piece of music. Thanks for blessing us with a classic! <3

@missora5395

One day I'll share this song with someone that truly loves me ❤

@antiwinehobson5251

The first time I heard this I was instantly in ove

@lenwashington

I do like your comment on the song Brain Storm
If l ever meet you I would love to dance with you with this song
Len from AC, NJ.

@lenwashington

Let me know @missora5395
Len

@lakeisharobinson2132

Likewise! 😊

@bertramattles1695

I know I will get some flack for this but I feel this song is in the Top 5 all time when it comes to R&B Ballads. This song is a masterpiece of composition. Simple in nature but pulls so much emotion from the arrangement. The way the background vocals interact with the lead singer and in the outro how the singer vamps until the end of the song is genius!! If your song is going to be almost 7 minutes long you know it better be good!

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