Last Friday Night
★Katy Perry Lyrics

There's a stranger in my bed
I woke up with someone I don't know in my bed

There's a pounding in my head
I have a terrible headache from last night's partying

Glitter all over the room
There's glitter everywhere from the party decorations

Pink flamingos in the pool
We had pink flamingos floating in the pool as a party decoration

I smell like a minibar
I smell like the alcohol from the minibar that I drank last night

DJ's passed out in the yard
The DJ from the party is asleep outside

Barbie's on the barbecue
We were silly and grilled my Barbie doll on the barbecue last night

This a hickey or a bruise?
I woke up with a mark on my neck and can't tell if it's a hickey or a bruise

Pictures of last night ended up online
People posted pictures of our wild night online without my permission

I'm screwed
I'm in trouble for my crazy behavior last night

Oh well
I guess it's too late to do anything about it now

It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled, damn
I can't remember most of what happened, but I think it was awesome

Yeah we danced on table tops and we took too many shots
We danced on the tables and drank too much alcohol

Think we kissed but I forgot
I think I kissed someone but I don't remember who it was

And got kicked out of the bar, so we hit the boulevard
We got kicked out of the bar and then walked down the street

We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark, then had a ménage à trois
We ran naked through the park, swam naked in the dark and then had a threesome

Yeah I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop-op
I think we did something illegal and we always say we'll stop but never do

This Friday night, do it all again
I'm planning to do it all over again this Friday night

Trying to connect the dots, don't know what to tell my boss
I'm trying to piece together what happened and come up with a good excuse for my boss

Think the city towed my car, chandelier is on the floor, ripped my favorite party dress, warrants out for my arrest
My car got towed, the chandelier was broken, my dress got ruined and I have a warrant for my arrest because of last night's events

Think I need a ginger ale, that was such an epic fail
I need a ginger ale to help with my hangover and last night's party was a disaster

T.G.I.F.
Thank God it's Friday