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ユリカ/花たん Lyrics

If god had long hair, and a gottie,
If the image of god was unconventional and hippie-like, with long hair and a beard

And if his eyes were pretty glazed,
And if his eyes had a dreamy, unfocused look

And he looked spaced out would you buy hhis story,
If he appeared unfocused and aloof, would you believe his words?

Would yo believe he had an eye infection?
Would you accept the explanation that his eyes were red due to an infection?

And yeah, yeah, god looks baked
And yes, yes, god appears to be high

And yeah, yeah, god smells good
And yes, yes, god has a pleasant aroma

What is god smoked ?,
What if god engaged in smoking marijuana?

Hit the bong like some of us,
Used a water pipe to consume marijuana, like some humans do

Drove a tydie microbus,and listens to rolling stones,
If god drove a colorful, hippie-style minibus and enjoyed listening to the Rolling Stones

If god a place in the beging and did he grow any seeds ,
If god created the world and planted the seeds for the first plants

Or did he put them there for adam and eve,
Or did he intentionally place them there for Adam and Eve to eat?

So theyed be hungry for the apple that the snake was offerin
Leading to their temptation to eat the forbidden apple offered by the snake

And yeah yeah god rolls great,
And yes, yes, god can roll marijuana joints well

And yeah yeah god smells good,
And yes, yes, god has a pleasant aroma

What if god smoked ?,
What if god consumed marijuana?

Do you suppose he had a bus?
Do you think he drove a minibus like some hippies did in the past?

When he made the platipus,
When he created the platypus animal

He made it earth our home.
He made the earth the home for all creatures, including the platypus

Does he like perljam or the stones?
Does god enjoy listening to the band Pearl Jam or the Rolling Stones?

And do you think he rolls his own,
And do you believe that god can roll his own marijuana joints?

Up there in heavin on the throne?
Up there in heaven, on his throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
And when the saints go marching in at the end of times

Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
Perhaps god sits and consumes marijuana using a water pipe