さちさちにしてあげる♪
小林幸子 Lyrics

The lyrics to 小林幸子's song さちさちにしてあげる♪ speak to an individual who has gone beyond the limits of science and who desires a weapon like the negi. The singer then turns to the person they are conversing with and urges them to hurry up and "put it on the computer." The person they are talking to seems distracted and staring at a package, to which the singer reminds them to always be prepared to face the final boss, and offers to make themselves the final boss as they occasionally sing and struggle. They then apologize for coming across as superior and offer to be the middle boss, creating a stage wherein they may shoot patterns for the listener. They then make a promise to make everyone feel lively and vibrant, and to let them sing even more.

The song is somewhat nonsensical and random, with a mix of video game references and abstract phrases that do not necessarily relate to one another. Despite this, the song retains a light, almost whimsical feeling as if the singer is playfully teasing the listener. It is possible that the song is supposed to represent something one might experience in a video game-like challenge, wherein they must face shifting enemies and obstacles as they progress.