相対性理論 (Sōtaisei Riron/Soutaisei Riron) is a Japanese pop group that formed … Read Full Bio ↴相対性理論 (Sōtaisei Riron/Soutaisei Riron) is a Japanese pop group that formed in Tokyo, Japan in 2006. Currenty signed to Mirai Records.
The members are やくしまるえつこ (Etsuko Yakushimaru) (vocals), 真部脩一 (Shuichi Manabe) (bass), 永井聖一 (Seiichi Nagai) (guitar), and 西浦謙助 (Kensuke Nishiura) (drums) who also works as a support drummer for the rock group MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS.
To date, 相対性理論 has released six albums: シフォン主義 (Chiffonism), ハイファイ新書 (Hi-Fi Anatomia), シンクロニシティーン (Synchroniciteen), TOWN AGE, 正しい相対性理論 (Tadashii Sōtaisei Riron), and 天声ジングル (Tensei Jingle).

学級崩壊
相対性理論 Lyrics

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学級学級学級崩壊進行中
学級崩壊進行クロニクル
恋愛恋愛恋愛感情暴走中
恋愛感情暴走メモリアル

実況実況実況中継放送中
実況中継放送プログラム
純愛純愛純愛関係続行中

純愛関係続行レクイエム
あの子は優等生情報処理できない
あいつのテレパシーきこえない
あの子はミュータント
それでもかまわない
あいつのテレパシーきこえない

学級学級学級崩壊侵攻中
学級崩壊侵攻クロニクル
純情純情純情少年暴走中
純情少年暴走トライアル
熱海に着いちゃった
テレポーテーションで
あいつのETC こわれてた
下見もしなかった
ロケーションハンティング
あいつのetc. こわれてく
交換留学生集団下校中
あいつエマージェンシー
気付いてる?
交換留学生
トランスフォーメーション

あいつエマージェンシー
気付いてた?

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to 相対性理論's song "学級崩壊" (Class Collapse) speak about the chaos and turmoil of a high school classroom. The first two lines repeat "学級崩壊進行中" ("Class collapse in progress"), followed by "学級崩壊進行クロニクル" ("Chronicle of class collapse in progress"), setting the tone for the song. The next two lines describe the onset of intense romantic feelings in the students, with "恋愛感情暴走中" ("Love emotions in a frenzy") and "恋愛感情暴走メモリアル" ("Memorial to love emotions in a frenzy").

The next verse begins with "実況実況実況中継放送中" ("Actual situation, actual situation, live broadcast in progress"), followed by "実況中継放送プログラム" ("Live broadcast program in progress"). This could be interpreted as a news report on the events unfolding in the classroom. The next two lines speak about a "純愛関係" ("pure love relationship") that is "続行レクイエム" ("continuing requiem").

The bridge of the song focuses on a specific student who is unable to process information or communicate telepathically, but is still accepted by their peers. The verse concludes with "恋愛感情暴走トライアル" ("Trial of love emotions in a frenzy").

The last part of the song takes a more surreal turn, mentioning the singer teleporting to Atami and having issues with their ETC card, followed by a hunt for locations and the transformation of exchange students into emergency situations. The song ends with the repeated line "あいつエマージェンシー　気付いてた?" ("That emergency situation, did you notice?")

Overall, the lyrics to "学級崩壊" paint a picture of teenage turmoil and confusion, with moments of acceptance and surrealism scattered throughout.

Line by Line Meaning

学級学級学級崩壊進行中
The deterioration of the class is in progress

学級崩壊進行クロニクル
The Chronicles of class disruption in progress

恋愛恋愛恋愛感情暴走中
Runaway love feelings

恋愛感情暴走メモリアル
Memories of runaway love feelings

実況実況実況中継放送中
On-air live commentary in progress

実況中継放送プログラム
On-air live commentary program

純愛純愛純愛関係続行中
Pure love relationship continues

純愛関係続行レクイエム
Requiem for the continuation of a pure love relationship

あの子は優等生情報処理できない
That child is an honor student who can't process information

あいつのテレパシーきこえない
Can't hear their telepathy