VET
矢野顕子 Lyrics

Vet vet
I want to be a veterinarian and help animals in need.

I like to be a vet, I vet
I enjoy the work of being a veterinarian and find it rewarding.

Wanna be a vet
Being a veterinarian is my dream job.

Crocodiles got stomach cancer
Even the most dangerous animals can suffer from serious medical conditions.

Hippo's teeth are all decayed
Animals, just like humans, can experience dental problems that require veterinary care.

Cow's got a swollen liver
Domesticated animals such as cows require veterinary care for serious medical conditions.

Lion's got pneumonia
Even wild animals can suffer from respiratory conditions that require veterinary care.

Elephant's got athlete's foot
Even large and majestic animals like elephants can suffer from common health issues like athlete's foot.

Dog's got a fractured hind leg
Accidents happen, and pets, like dogs, often require medical attention for injuries.

And your heart's been broken by yet another girl
Even human owners of pets may find comfort in the work of a veterinarian after experiencing personal heartbreak.

Dolphins with diarrhoea
Animals in captivity, such as dolphins, may require veterinary care for digestive issues.

Bats with broken rader
Even animals with unique characteristics like bats can suffer from broken bones.

Overweight Hawaiian girls eating too much chocolate
The song satirizes the idea of veterinary care being needed for non-animal situations, like overindulgence in food.

Piranhas with constipation
Even exotic fish like piranhas can suffer from illnesses like constipation.

Telephone line on the blink
Even in difficult circumstances or environmental issues, veterinarians still have duties to perform.

Your brother-in-law has got no money
Even with financial problems, pets still require and are entitled to veterinary care.

And your wife has turned to drink
Even outside of animal problems, a misplaced sense of satisfaction or relief may be found through a veterinarian.

Siamese cat's got a bloodshot left eye
Even common household pets like cats may require veterinary attention for common ailments.

Horse won't run another step
Animals like horses may be integral in various industries, such as racing, but still require veterinary care throughout their lives.

Polar bear's miscarried
Even animals with seemingly inherent strength and capabilities may suffer from personal crises.

Now gorilla's got a bleeding nose
Even zoological or exotic animals like gorillas require prompt and effective veterinary care.

Goat's gone hysterical and eaten through the pen
Even animals prone to harmless or “silly” behavior like goats may still require veterinary attention.

Everybody come to me
I am committed to helping animals in need and want to be known as a reliable veterinarian.