886
薛凱琪 Lyrics

男孩话他难题闲事都讲我知
The boy talks about his problems and trivial matters to me, but I can't stand listening to him and express my boredom.

然而听不进我动作说出'厌闷'两个字
I can't take it anymore and show my frustration by saying 'boring' out loud.

情愿将我盲目捧得上天
He would rather blindly adore me without knowing the reality that girls have many sides (some of them not pleasant).

但你偏偏不知真实女生很多块面（太糟）
But he stubbornly refuses to believe that girls have many sides (some of them not pleasant).

假如遇上大细路（太黐）
If we come across a difficult situation, it will be too complicated.

假如像套无间道（太黑）
If we get into a situation like in the movie 'Infernal Affairs', it will be too dark (dangerous).

假如伴你慢慢吃芭夫 感觉像吃粥
If we slowly enjoy foie gras together, it will feel like eating porridge (i.e. not exciting enough).

不如就当大结局（更好）
It's better to just admit it's the end (of the relationship).

不如学下等勿S（更补）
It's better to learn how to be satisfied and accept what we have (rather than always wanting more).

不如尽快承认你不够味道
It's better to admit that you're not good enough for me.

就话886 心知你未算最好
So just say '886' (goodbye) because I know you're not my best option.

别话3讲4 若然情味不够浓
Don't talk nonsense. If the love is not passionate enough, it's not worth it.

就话886 女生想得到最好
So just say '886' (goodbye) because girls deserve the best.

别话3讲4 请你快些让路
Don't talk nonsense. Please move out of my way.

男孩话会照顾这一辈子
The boy says he will take care of me for the rest of our lives.

然而粗心到我愿你记得'风度'两个字
But he is too careless, so I hope he remembers the two words 'graceful behavior'.

或者当我要撑撑到数天
Or when I need to endure for several days.

但我偏偏喜欢一日里边很多趣事
But I prefer to have many interesting things happen in a day.

（太糟）假如遇上大杉木（太板）
(Too bad) If we encounter a challenging situation, it will be too rigid (not flexible enough).

假如像个大喊路（太惨）
If we become like an expressionless robot, it will be too sad (depressing).

假如伴你就像吻青蛙 竟变做老公
If being with you feels like kissing a frog who turns into a prince, it's better to just end it.

不如练合气道（更补）
It's better to practice martial arts to improve oneself (rather than relying on someone else).

男孩请争气 给爱更多味道
The boy, please show some courage and add more flavor to our love.

恋爱要讲味道
Love needs to have flavor and passion.

请你快些让路
Please step aside and let me find better love.