Jack
(feat. Michael Bolton) Lyrics

Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Introducing Michael Bolton's appearance to the others.

Oh great, send him in
Welcoming Michael Bolton to join them.

Hey guys (hey, thanks for coming!)
Michael Bolton greeted the others as he arrived.

Sorry I'm late
Michael Bolton apologizes for being late for their meeting.

I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon, Have you seen those things?
Michael Bolton watched the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon and is asking if others have seen the exciting show.

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great
The others agreeing that the Pirates of the Caribbean show is great.

Well, I checked out the track and I loved it
Michael Bolton had listened to the track and loved it.

And I wrote you this big, sexy hook, I think you're gonna really dig
Michael Bolton wrote a big and sexy hook and felt that the others would love it.

Oh wow, that's great (awesome)
The others are excited about Michael Bolton's written hook and agree it is great.

Should we just lay it down?
Deciding to record their music.

Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it, to it)
Excitement and motivation to record their music.

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah)
Michael Bolton is collaborating with Lonely Island for this music piece.

The night starts now, Together on the track, the boys are back
Introducing the collaboration and excitement for the night to begin.

Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Inviting the listener to join them on their thrilling adventure.

Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!)
The people are taking notice of the team's exciting arrival.

Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up, Black Card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on)
Asserting their dominance upon entry while showing off their wealth.

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, Fuck the fellas looking jealous, Play the back and get wet (yeah, yeah)
The guys are jealous while the ladies are excited about the team's arrival.

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot
Asserting dominance and danger with the weapons on them.

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?), A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga, Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze
Introducing the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and his pirate adventures on the high seas with his luscious raven locks.

Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club, Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!), Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner, Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)
Returning to the club scene with the recognizable and exciting figure of Jack Sparrow. Flashy spending and boasting of their status as top guns and stunners.

Watch it girl, 'cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy" (yeah yeah), All dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy with the- (now back to the good part!)
Declaring to the women that they are not there to play nice and will make them lose their minds with pleasure.

From the day he was born, He yearned for adventure (no!), Old Captain Jack (yeah), Giving them what for, He's the pauper of the surf, The jester of Tortuga (0h God), But is Davy Jones' locker, What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Continuing the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow's adventurous life and joking character, while also reminding that danger and death also await him.

Throw your hands in the air, And say hells yeah, c'mon, Captain Jack (what?), Johnny Depp (no) From the front to the back, Say we count stacks, c'mon, Davy Jones (nope) giant squid (wrong), Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Inviting the listener to celebrate with them while clearing up that Johnny Depp is not here. Asserting their financial success and dismissing references to Davy Jones or giant squid, concluding that they need Michael Bolton to focus.

Roger that let me try it with another film (wait), Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better), Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love (come on), Okay, then I'm a legal aid, Erin Brockovich is my name (oh God), Then you can call me Scarface, Snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough), You cockroaches wanna play rough?, Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
Switching to a reference to Forrest Gump and other films, then to Scarface and their violent gangster association. Warning potential enemies that they are not afraid to start conflict again.

This is the tale of Tony Montana, Cubano flame with the Miami nuts (take it home), Got a basehead wife, But her womb is polluted, This whole town's a pussy, Just waiting to get fucked (just waiting to get fucked)
Another reference to Scarface taking the listener through the story of Tony Montana's toxic lifestyle and his view of the weak town around him.

(Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile), You complete me (yeah, yeah, okay)
Acknowledging Michael Bolton's love for movies and making a reference to Jerry Maguire.