Band members
* Jared Gomes — vocals
* Jaxon — guitar
* Mawk — bass
* DJ Product © 1969 — turntables
* Trauma — drums
Former members
* Wesstyle — guitar
* Sonny Mayo — guitar
* Chizad — guitar
* Devin Lebsack — drums
* Moke — drums
* B.C. Vaught — drums
* Christopher Hendrich — drums
* The Finger — keyboard
* TiLo — backing vocals
* Alfunction — bass
* Tiny Bubz — drums
Discography
* Hed PE (1997)
* Broke (2000)
* Blackout (2003)
* Only in Amerika (2004)
* Back 2 Base X (2006)
* Insomnia (2007)
* The D.I.Y. Guys (2008)
* New World Orphans (2009)
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Crazy Legs
(hEd)p.e. Lyrics
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Come into your house make love to your spouse
Fuck her in the mouth then I'm out what
These type of things happens all the time
You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine
Nigga nigga nigga a nigga please
I strap on a jimmy
'Cause I don't want a disease
I come into your house and take your daughter for a ride
Now how you gonna slow me down
Show me how you heard about my theory now
Feel me now busta you dealing with the microphone crusher
Amateurs fold under pressure
Yeah roll up that blunt now
Lay yo guns down who be the one now
Out of town before sun down O.K. Corral
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
[Chorus:]
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
Whooooa
Where my dogs at
Where my girls at
Where da whiskey at me let me hit some of that
I'm a drink my wine and smoke my weed
I'm a fuck that honey from behind
This is until she screams
Oh yeah hell yeah
There's a party over here party over there
Rebels throw you fist in the air
Bitches throw your tits in the air
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
He'd p.e. can't you see
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C. my love is here to stay
M.C.O.D. oh can't you see
Sometimes you shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
He'd p.e. my love is here to stay
You heard about that shit that we do
You heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence
It's all true
I heard about your puss ass crew
Cross over corporate take down take two
Huh you running out of time now
You all mine now lights out
You fat muthafucker watch me shine now
You fat ass
You want to show me down show me how
You heard about my theory now fear me now
'Cause ain't no way that the shit can miss
See all my dogs fuck it up in the pits
See all my ladies shake they hips and wiggle they tits
Shit my niggas might bounce to this
'Cause everybody talking about that new sound crazy
But it's still hip hop to me
What what
[Chorus:]
Let me have your muthafucking undivided attention
It's about time I set the muthafuckin record straight
Now it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who got the most and the finest hoes
And it's obvious who's gonna get the props in two thousand one!
Two thousand twelve come watch me
Shine in the new millennium yeah
I think your fine baby
Nah you ain't my baby
You think I'm crazy Nah Nah no
Muthafucking way Fuck tomorrow fuck today
Fuck yo scandalous ass and yo scandalous ways
Fuck you momma and the ho she raised - what!
[Chorus:]
The lyrics to (hEd)p.e.'s song Crazy Legs are controversial and loaded with explicit language, but delve deeper and you'll see that the song is a commentary on the consequences of a hedonistic lifestyle. The opening lines about having sex with someone's spouse and leaving may seem like bragging, but also convey a sense of disrespect and disregard for anything beyond immediate pleasure. The lines about taking another man's daughter for a ride show a complete lack of empathy for other people's feelings, and the chorus of "you gonna slow me down, show me how" suggests that the singer is willing to do anything to indulge in his desires.
The second verse further reinforces this message, highlighting drug use and sexual promiscuity as well as violence. The line "you heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence, it's all true" appears to be a response to criticism of such behavior in the music industry, with (hEd)p.e. acknowledging that these stereotypes have some basis in reality. However, rather than glorifying these actions, the lyrics seem to suggest that those who engage in them do so at the cost of their own humanity and self-worth.
Overall, Crazy Legs is a commentary on the darker side of hedonism, showing the consequences of living life solely for immediate pleasure and disregarding the impact of one's actions on others. The lyrics may be shocking and vulgar, but they serve to underscore the message of the song.
Line by Line Meaning
Yeah yeah
Affirming agreement and understanding with the following lyrics.
Come into your house make love to your spouse
Entering someone's home and having consensual sex with their partner.
Fuck her in the mouth then I'm out what
Performing oral sex on the partner before quickly leaving.
These type of things happens all the time
Suggesting that such actions are common and not out of the ordinary.
You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine
Implying that the rapper will do whatever it takes to succeed, even if it means committing violence.
Nigga nigga nigga a nigga please
Dismissing someone's opinion or comment as irrelevant or unimportant.
I strap on a jimmy
Putting on a condom to protect against sexually transmitted diseases.
'Cause I don't want a disease
Expressing concern and caution regarding the spread of STDs.
Baby likes it when I come inside
Suggesting that the partner enjoys unprotected sex and the risk of pregnancy.
I come into your house and take your daughter for a ride
Threatening to kidnap and have sex with the listener's daughter.
Now how you gonna slow me down
Asking how anyone can possibly hinder or prevent the rapper's success.
Show me how you heard about my theory now
Challenging someone to explain how they became aware of the rapper's beliefs or strategies.
Feel me now busta you dealing with the microphone crusher
Asserting the rapper's dominance and power when it comes to music and lyricism.
Amateurs fold under pressure
Claiming that inexperienced individuals are unable to handle stress or difficult situations.
Yeah roll up that blunt now
Encouraging listeners to prepare and smoke marijuana with the rapper.
Lay yo guns down who be the one now
Challenging opponents who are armed and violent to put down their weapons and face the rapper one-on-one.
Out of town before sun down O.K. Corral
Referencing the infamous shootout location in Tombstone, Arizona and implying that the rapper will leave town quickly if necessary.
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
Demanding that anyone who wishes to hinder the rapper's success to demonstrate how they would do so.
[Chorus:]
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
Repeating the chorus multiple times throughout the song, emphasizing the central theme of preventing anyone from stopping the rapper.
Where my dogs at
Where my girls at
Where da whiskey at me let me hit some of that
Describing the rapper's desired environment of friends, female companionship, and alcohol.
I'm a drink my wine and smoke my weed
I'm a fuck that honey from behind
This is until she screams
Indulging in drugs, alcohol, and sex with a female partner and enjoying her pleasure.
Oh yeah hell yeah
There's a party over here party over there
Rebels throw you fist in the air
Bitches throw your tits in the air
Celebrating and encouraging partying, rebellion, and sexual freedom.
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
Repeating the chorus multiple times throughout the song, emphasizing the central theme of preventing anyone from stopping the rapper.
He'd p.e. can't you see
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C. my love is here to stay
M.C.O.D. oh can't you see
Sometimes you shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
He'd p.e. my love is here to stay
Expressing admiration for and devotion to the rapper's unique and provocative style and personality.
You heard about that shit that we do
You heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence
It's all true
Admitting to and bragging about the rapper's involvement in illicit and controversial behavior.
I heard about your puss ass crew
Cross over corporate take down take two
Huh you running out of time now
You all mine now lights out
You fat muthafucker watch me shine now
You fat ass
Mocking and threatening opponents who work for corporations, asserting the rapper's dominance and superiority.
You want to show me down show me how
You heard about my theory now fear me now
'Cause ain't no way that the shit can miss
See all my dogs fuck it up in the pits
See all my ladies shake they hips and wiggle they tits
Shit my niggas might bounce to this
'Cause everybody talking about that new sound crazy
But it's still hip hop to me
What what
Challenging opponents to attempt to stop the rapper while bragging about the support and loyalty of fans and female admirers, while defending the new style of music as still being true to hip-hop.
[Chorus:]
Repeating the chorus multiple times throughout the song, emphasizing the central theme of preventing anyone from stopping the rapper.
Let me have your muthafucking undivided attention
It's about time I set the muthafuckin record straight
Now it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who got the most and the finest hoes
And it's obvious who's gonna get the props in two thousand one!
Two thousand twelve come watch me
Shine in the new millennium yeah
Demanding full attention and recognition for the rapper's achievements, including drug use and female companionship, and predicting future success and acclaim.
I think your fine baby
Nah you ain't my baby
You think I'm crazy Nah Nah no
Muthafucking way Fuck tomorrow fuck today
Fuck yo scandalous ass and yo scandalous ways
Fuck you momma and the ho she raised - what!
Flirting with and then rejecting a potential partner, while condemning negative behavior and insulting their family, in a display of aggression and bravado.
[Chorus:]
Repeating the chorus multiple times throughout the song, emphasizing the central theme of preventing anyone from stopping the rapper.
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ANDRE ROMELL YOUNG, BEN VAUGHT, CHAD BENEKOS, DOUG BOYCE, DOUGLAS L. DAVIS, JERRAD SHAIN, LARRY MUGGERUD, LOUIS M. FREEZE, MARK YOUNG, RICHARD S. VICK III, RICKY M. L. WALTERS, WES GREER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@krazyg6624
Seen them live in Ann Arbor Michigan A2 Fest Hed 2 Hed Tour with Mushroomhead they played this song and oddly enuff its my nickname cause im in a wheelchair with smaller Krazy Legs! ;) much love HED PE and Family! 💙 🙏
@TheDarrellDean316
10 years later still fucking awesome!
@MrDcm20000
And still awesome in 2021!
@flavinpiglm511
19 years later, still fucking awesome
@snuffsan
20 years later still awesome :)
@gingaming_gg
@@snuffsan yup, we still over here
@sunsetgr00ve78
Hed PE and Broke albums are forever in my golden music collection
@makeuparmy3920
Best live show ever!
@chainer8686
The guitar in this kicks ass!
@illvillain7139
If it weren't for my older Bro I would of never found out about Hed-pe. He used to work security in a building of a record company. From time to time he would come home w/some cd's. When I saw "Broke" & the Album photos I knew I was in for a treat. MCUD's get up in a leather oufit, having his dreads colored, & having blue eye contacts was one of the illest photos I've ever seen. Very original.